Saturday Night In Chicago!!!

Filed under: Personally Perez

If you weren't able to make it to our "One Night In… Chicago" event last night, Perez is hosting at Manor in Chi-town on Saturday night.

Hope to see you there!

Posted: Aug 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm / Email this »

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52 comments to “Saturday Night In Chicago!!!”

sushilover says – reply to this

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You need to hire a better Photoshop Airbrush artist. You look like a burn victim.
SDawg says – reply to this

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you're getting fatter, Mario

fall off that diet bandwagon?
Webster87 says – reply to this

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Shh shh shh. I think P looks handsome here! Look at those brooding eyes. A+ Perez.
tmunky says – reply to this

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Wow…another Perez clanger. Photoshopping is the wors..oh wait, I just got photoshopped BADLY!

I wasn't even sure it was you.

Go splash some water on ya face and wake up
belle-maddie says – reply to this

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your face looks weird in the photo…..
Lady guyguy says – reply to this

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Soo fat!
twatface69 says – reply to this

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hahah, airbrushed much???
alexie silver says – reply to this

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you can try photoshop, God, black magic… nothing will work on that face! you look just like i feel when i get a headache! have you ever thought about plastic surgery????? you should try! you won't get any results and you'll have the chance to ruin the surgeons reputation!!!! that'll make your day!!! weeeee!!
Teddy & Fidel's Awesome Adventure says – reply to this

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Eeeweee don't ever criticize anyone ever again. Pot meet Kettle.
Jaded says – reply to this

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Sorry I have to agree what a horrible picture. Did you approve that thing?
smeary says – reply to this

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WTF is up with your pic? you look bloated and slightly retarded…more than usual!
apoetsmuse says – reply to this

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Ok Mario, you better say some shyt about how they fucked up your photoshop. come on that doesnt even look like you. they didnt even cover up your thinning hair….Horrible airbrushing! i would be mad!
LondonRose says – reply to this

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Cute as a button. BUT bad Photoshop.
L_World89 says – reply to this

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Oh my god. Photoshop at its worst!
I find it kind of funny how he makes fun of celebrities everytime they get photoshopped and now we see Perez looking like 5 cents a dance. I just can't resist, I gotta use this line: "OMG… They couldn't afford Mariah's retoucher??".
Bwahahahahahaha!
Bummer, Perezito.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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not likey …when will you learn you are not a promoter of anything but stupidity.
dianeables says – reply to this

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Is that supposed to be perez? lol..?
Pervert Perez says – reply to this

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Way to go dude, you're getting FAT again! HA!
madonnafan7 says – reply to this

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you got a face i want to punch.. Im not even a violent person
newyorkina says – reply to this

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Why would they use an old fattie pic of you?
The Stacer says – reply to this

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Looks like Perez is getting a little chunky again….
Captain Canuck says – reply to this

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What the hell is wrong with your face in that picture. Ick. You can never again criticize anyone's photo. EVER.
truelovebabydoll says – reply to this

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ARE YOU GETTING FAT AGAIN? IF NOT REALLY BAD PIC U LOOK HUGE
Phibes says – reply to this

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Gosh, I hope nobody punches you in the face or gouges out your eyeball or kicks you in the groin…
No Talent_Blogger says – reply to this

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Worst Photoshop ever. I heard your party was voted biggest disaster since the Chicago fire. And it was caused by a fat cow too.
WMariah says – reply to this

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Wow photoshop does wonder for you…even your chin looks shorter….it's an improvement
MarioIsaFatPig says – reply to this

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You look like that fat kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Next time tell them to take the pic before lunch and not after you fat piece of crap.
Lady guyguy says – reply to this

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Mariah's airbrusher strikes again….
right after Mario scored 800 Crispy Creams. RAD!
AliciaMay says – reply to this

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Haha, "should have hired Mariah's retoucher" as you always say Mario!
sonicdahedgehog says – reply to this

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That doesn't even look like Perez. Photoshopped to the max
wackiracki says – reply to this

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old photo? or did they photoshop you to look fatter?
wtf?perez says – reply to this

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photo-shopped in a hellalotta hair, too bad they didn`t photo shop out the pudge!
wtf?perez says – reply to this

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Re: No Talent_Blogger – HA!HA!HA! hell yes!!!
klaksoon says – reply to this

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people are so hateful towards you,they leave nasty comments.Why would they do that?…Think.
Dawn Moody says – reply to this

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So why are you so fat here…and liek a bone head in another post….the same day…hmmmm
Marcus75YOW says – reply to this

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Great fat pic!
JoeyBing02 says – reply to this

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You look like Mark David Chapman's less handsome brother.
Spanishphly says – reply to this

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Perez is a gay uncle Tom. He looks so conservative in the promo pictures (as not to give the impression it's a gay party) As if he would ever throw a gay party. He need help for his vagina envy
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Will there be cardboard cutouts of Taylor Lautner's Zac Efron's and Kellan Lutz's heads glued onto naked men's torsos to titillate the clientele?
angrysheman says – reply to this

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hey you gettin fat again P?
tinyguyincanada says – reply to this

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Use Photoshop much?
festus11 says – reply to this

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You look like you're one milkshake (or a bucket of swill) away from blowing up that fat, ugly, swine head of yours. Drink up, Porky.
SMILE! You're on Candid Camera! says – reply to this

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You look different from that angle. Nice pic.
sarahmargeurite says – reply to this

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you call out photoshop when it actually looks good.. how come you didn't call it out on your own photo when they make you look like a muppet?
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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that dude is ugly but he sure doesnt look like desperez, unless of course he hired mariah's retoucher
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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Re: No Talent_Blogger – best comment on this site in a long time!
theanakarina says – reply to this

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you look great
VoopyVoop says – reply to this

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Poster child for sexual offenders!
VegasD says – reply to this

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Geezus how OLD is that pic? 15 years?
shayluh says – reply to this

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talka bout bad photoshop… holy shit.
LadyGagaSucksBalls says – reply to this

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Re: No Talent_Blogger – LOOOL Hilarious!
npc25 says – reply to this

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THIS IS THE WORST PHOTOSHOP JOB IVE EVER SEEN….IT MANAGES TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU UGLIER.
YOU LOOK LIKE CHAZ BONO.
wtf?perez says – reply to this

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whazz up gummy bear?