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We sincerely hope the cameras were rolling Tuesday night at Seaside Heights! There was quite a spectacle to behold!
When Snooki was arrested last week for being too drunk in public, her ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, got up from his bean bag chair, put down his Playstation 2 controller and got on a plane to New Jersey from Cali. (Yes, PS2. You think Spencer Pratt has the funds to upgrade? Please!)
Emilio broke up with Snooki a few months ago
for his own reality show, but after he heard of her distress he knew he still loved her and wanted to be back on The Jersey Shore with her. So he devised a plan…
On Tuesday night, Emilio showed up outside the club Snooki was sucking dry wearing a specially-made pink t-shirt that said "Free Hugs." Many drunk and desperate grenades stopped to offer the guido comfort, but much to Emilio's shock, when Snooki came out of the club, she walked right past him…with another guy!
Ha! She didn't even notice he was there??? Maybe the seventeen shots of Stoli messed with her peripheral vision!
As Emilio watched his beloved
mealticket guidette lead another man back to her beach house, he decided he would take his revenge by taking "hug number 312," a little brunette thing, back to his sleazy motel.
What a guy, huh! We see why Snooki should get back with you! You just exude class and charm!
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