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Snooki's Ex Tries To Win Her Back The Way Only A True Guido Can

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By creeping on other girls!

We sincerely hope the cameras were rolling Tuesday night at Seaside Heights! There was quite a spectacle to behold!

When Snooki was arrested last week for being too drunk in public, her ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, got up from his bean bag chair, put down his Playstation 2 controller and got on a plane to New Jersey from Cali. (Yes, PS2. You think Spencer Pratt has the funds to upgrade? Please!)

Emilio broke up with Snooki a few months ago for his own reality show, but after he heard of her distress he knew he still loved her and wanted to be back on The Jersey Shore with her. So he devised a plan…

On Tuesday night, Emilio showed up outside the club Snooki was sucking dry wearing a specially-made pink t-shirt that said "Free Hugs." Many drunk and desperate grenades stopped to offer the guido comfort, but much to Emilio's shock, when Snooki came out of the club, she walked right past him…with another guy!

Ha! She didn't even notice he was there??? Maybe the seventeen shots of Stoli messed with her peripheral vision!

As Emilio watched his beloved mealticket guidette lead another man back to her beach house, he decided he would take his revenge by taking "hug number 312," a little brunette thing, back to his sleazy motel.

What a guy, huh! We see why Snooki should get back with you! You just exude class and charm!

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18 comments to “Snooki's Ex Tries To Win Her Back The Way Only A True Guido Can”



  1. 1

    USER USER USER AND LOSER. HES UGLY AS HELL, HES CORNY, HE POUTS HIS LIPS, AND HES LOOKS LIKE HE MAY WEAR MAKEUP!
    LEAVE SNOOKS ALONE!
    NJ LOVES SNOOKS



  2. 2

    his eyebrows are icky



  3. 3

    Is there something wrong with his eyebrows? I didn't know that guido meant homo.. This dude is a joke.



  4. 4

    He only wants her for money.



  5. 5

    WHY WOULD THIS CUTIE WANNA GET BACK WITH THE ORANGE MISS PIGGY? U CAN DO SOOO MUCH BETTER



  6. 6

    damn he is fine but he looks like does roids..I bet he has a teeny weeny (lol)



  7. 7

    What's a grenade? Am I out of touch or did Porky fuck up again?



  8. 8

    Are you sure this guy is not gay? look at the eyebrows!



  9. 9

    Re: No Talent_Blogger – A grenade is what the guys on Jersey Shore call chicks who are lets say not all that cute with a little extra weight on them. A landmine is a skinny girl who is not attractive. OK IM not happy that I know that but I do. Lets leave it at that. LOL



  10. 10

    Good for her. She should walk by him. Hell this fucking moron thought buy hooking up with Spencer Pratt he would become someone.. NOT EVEN CLOSE. HELL no one even knows who Spencer is anymore let alone this tool bag.



  11. 11

    I was down the shore on sunday and he was already there walking back and forth on the boardwalk by snookis house. He is a loser and he was talking shit abotu snookie to some trashy girls that were there saying somethign about pictures and tapes. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried selling those for money. He looked so pathetics. I'm surprised no one else saw him. I should have taken a picture of it.



  12. 12

    Re: TheRockChick – Thanks. Guess you can tell I've never watched the show, lol.



  13. 13

    are you sure they aren't perfect for each other? its not really like either of them are classy or charming…. i mean lets be honest, the only reason people watch that show is to make fun of all the stupid things those people say and do, and for those who actually watch it because they think its good television…. well they are probably just as trashy as the people on that show



  14. 14

    A gayface on steroids. He looks like Mario Lopez.



  15. 15

    Theatre people look down on Movie people. Movie people look down on Television people. Television people look down on Reality television. If it wasn't for Jersey Shore, Paris Hilton would have no one to look down on…



  16. 16

    OMG- Those eyebrows are so waxed it's scary! Are pseudo-they-think -they -are -cool guys supposed to have shaped eyebrows?



  17. 17

    he is too good looking for her. she is BUSTED.



  18. 18

    hehe saw him in seaside! i passed him on the skyway while snooki, jwoww, pauly, and situation were on the rooff. and then when he got off he was yelled at by mtv producers i'm guessing you can call them?