That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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What does Gayface have that we're not seeing? A peen made of gold and magic???
According to insiders close to Cheryl, she doesn't want to "antagonize" or be "disrespectful" to her ex Ashley Cole by being openly affectionate with Derek.
Hello?? Hasn't Ashley been spotted gallivanting with several other women?? Get a grip, bb!
Sources say, that she's fighting for a quick divorce and “is remaining upbeat and hopeful they can get a result for her soon. She’s still hopeful it can be resolved quickly.”
While we agree that it would be a great idea to get a divorce from your douchebag ex as soon as possible, we don't think it's a good idea to move at such a rapid pace with Gayface!!! Keep your options open, bb!!!!
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