Right now, we were hoping to hear about Charlie Sheen working on some intense therapy in rehab or better still, pacing the cement floor of a prison cell.
And yet, even though he was found guilty of attacking his wife, Charlie is a free man and where he wants to hang out is the only place in the world where girls will flock to you no matter what your race, age, size or coherency - the Playboy Mansion!
Charlie's wild night at the mansion was perfectly timed as Hugh Hefner hosted his annual Midsummer's Night Dream pAArty on Saturday. The get-out-of-jail free bird caused a lot of chatter when his impromptu visit was overshadowed by the red silk and paisley robe he was wearing.
A witness at the party said that the outfit worked with the ladies as a "bevy of beauties" were all over him from the moment he arrived.
We think Charlie has certainly learned a valuable lesson from all this.
We just have no idea what that could be.
[Image via WENN.]