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Gordon Ramsay's Mistress Set To Publish A Tell-All!

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And here we go again!

Can NOBODY keep it in their pants these days?!

Sarah Symonds, who is allegedly a former mistress of Gordon Ramsay, is set to expose her affair with the chef in a tell-all book called Memoirs of a Mistress: My Time With Britain's Most Fiery Chef!

She reveals:

“Gordon’s time was always so limited when we met, so there was a reason why I called him ‘Flash Gordon’ in the bedroom. I plan to set the record straight. I also plan to expose the truth about my appearance on the Hell's Kitchen finale, which was filmed during the period that I was having an affair with Gordon, that he has since denied inviting me to. The fact is that Gordon and I had a long relationship, before he became this fame-ravaged, foul-mouthed monster he is today. He knows there were some good times and bad times over the years and the book is packed with hilarious escapades, great fun, great sex and great arguments. I hope he enjoys reminiscing about them as much I will enjoy telling them.”

Symonds, who is apparently the British version of Rachel Uchitel, previously carried on an affair with politician Jeffrey Archer.

Congratulations, Gordon! You found one of the only other people possible who is more horrifying and awful than you!

What do U think?? Would U want to read Sarah's book??

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12 comments to “Gordon Ramsay's Mistress Set To Publish A Tell-All!”



  1. 1

    Really sick of you ending a story by asking the audience, "What do you think?"
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    Most bloggers don't have to bait the readers to talk



  2. 2

    I am not a fan of Sarah Symonds, and I would never buy anything with her name attached. She provides a platform for mistresses everywhere saying that they provide married men with what they do not get in their marriages. These women are disgusting and should have some self respect and find their own man.



  3. 3

    Someone please get this bitch to shut up.



  4. 4

    I've had several orgies with Elmer Fudd, Brad Pitt and Pee Wee Herman. Anyone want to buy my book?
    Gawd, I'm so tired of people (no bodies) making money off someone they banged. Make it stop!!

  5. JuNoZ says – reply to this


    5

    Defiantly look out for this Memoir in your local bargain bin; no one would pay full price to read about this troll and his mistress.



  6. 6

    I guarantee that Gordon's wife will not find any of the escapades hilarious! Why are these women soooo spiteful? Books like this have two goals, to embarrass the man and to hurt the wife. I have no interest in reading this.



  7. 7

    Women can be so horrible to men and each other and themselves. Do you see any men that have had gay sex romps with celebs publishing books? (not saying that men/gay men are any better than women…just a hmmmm).



  8. 8

    I've actually met her year ago and saw her last few months after the scandal. She is friend of a friend of mine. I couldn't have never imagined she was this kind of woman. When I met her she was a brunette, quite girl next door kinda looking, then one day she just show up with a very short platinum hair do, a total different person. I knew she was a writer. She was never very nice, but I was still shocked after all I read on the news about her. It just so sad, so selfish. Why can't she see that she will be hurting his family. He is def a dick, but she is so heartless. I will never colaborate with this gold digger by buying her book.



  9. 9

    WHEN WILL HIDEOUS CREATURE THAT IS GORDON RAMSEY RETIRE = JUST TO LOOK AT HIM MAKES US VOMIT HE IS MEGA FUGLY AND WE CAN BEAR TO WATCH THIS CREEP -
    SO FUCK OFF RAMSEY YOU ARE ONE SICK MONSTER !!!!
    WHEN WILL HIDEOUS CREATURE THAT IS GORDON RAMSEY RETIRE = JUST TO LOOK AT HIM MAKES US VOMIT HE IS MEGA FUGLY AND WE CAN BEAR TO WATCH THIS CREEP -
    SO FUCK OFF RAMSEY YOU ARE ONE SICK MONSTER !!!!



  10. 10

    I highly doubt Perez Hilton is baiting bloggers to talk! He is Perez Hilton remember? ;)
    But no, I definitely will not read this book. I could care less for Gordan Ramsey to be honest.

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


    11

    '…before he became this fame-ravaged, foul-mouthed monster he is today.'
    What a line. I might pick up this book.



  12. 12

    I have met Gordon. He shot a show at Camp Pendleton where my husband is stationed. He was super nice, took pictures with the Marines and wives, he was nice. Even the people on the show were joking around with him on the side. ITS A TV SHOW! Its called acting! Mean=ratings! Duh..and the woman writing a book just wants her 15 minutes..old..