Oh, goodie! He found a new z-lister to impregnate and subsequently dump!
Last night, Levi Johnston rolled into the Teen Choice Awards not only to accept the prize for Dumbest Douchebag of the Year, but to debut his new lady love, some alleged singer we've never heard of nor care to, Brittani Senser!
We suggest you make sure he double wraps that shiz, bb! Actually, don't! You're clearly just using him for press, and think about how much you'll get if he knocks you up!
[Image via WENN.]