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Lindsanity's Assistant Still Has The Worst Job Ever

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooLindsay LohanDina LohanAliana Lohan


Well of course. They've been whoring up to her success for years - why wouldn't they use her assistant?!

Although Lindsanity LOLhan is very busy getting wrung out in rehab, her famewhoring mother Orange Oprah and little Aliana are being super helpful to gurlfriend's assistant, Eleanore, by making sure she stays employed while her real boss it out of commission!

Sources claim that the indentured servant is "miserable" and "incredibly worn out" - more so than with Lindsanity - because Dina "goes on about nothing for days" and is hellbent on auctioning off all the clothes that her daughter hoarded until Neicy Nash came and saved the day!

Poor Eleanore!

We're sure her main responsibilities with Lindsay were to be on hand to peel her off the ground and make sure she left the house only somewhat, and not completely, smashed, and now she has to do Orange Oprah's bidding?!

We'd rather spend our days cleaning Xenu poops out of Suri Cruise's diaper than be at that woman's constant beck and call!

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18 comments to “Lindsanity's Assistant Still Has The Worst Job Ever”

  1. 1

    so, why the hell is she working for them? quit, and if she didn't get paid, take it up with state's labor dept. Even if Lilo claims NO MONEY, employees get plaid before anyone else. Dino there will probably claim that she was under contract for them. I would get that recorded, secretly, if I had too, even if that did not hold up in court, but to have a lawyer hear. Then with that lawyer, I would see if I could write a tell all book(or mag. story) about these NUTS (depending on legally where I could begin my story. ) Then, I would take that money and go to school and learn a valid career-maybe mental health counselor, since I have had so much experience working with a group of them.

  2. 2

    I bet you would you pedofucker!

  3. 3

    Funny, but I'm fairly certain little Suri has been out of a diaper for quite some time now… she's 4. Xenu Poop is still funny though…haha

  4. 4

    Wow shocking! Both of them are white trash shit stains. Ali is the younger version of her sister a self entitled little meth smoker without the looks or talent and a fucked up long island whiney accent.

  5. 5

    Her job may scuk but she chose to take and she can choose to quit so why feel sorry for her? She is most likely making gooo dmoney and at least she has a job unlike a ton of other people struggling to make it in this economy.

  6. 6

    Re: Pammie8 – well said, only they also have that 65-year-old Smoker's voice on top of that, Dina, Lindsay, and Ali too.

  7. keilo says – reply to this


    shouldn't that be "beckoned call"?

  8. 8

    Poor chick…..while Dipshit is in jail/rehab the assistant should check into Chateau Marmont and have Dipshit's mail forwarded there. ……She shouldn't have to work for Dipshits family. What could Dina and the little troll sister need but to-go orders? …

  9. 9

    Re: keilo – really…..it is back and call….old English

  10. 10

    Re: keilo – sorry, back = beck

  11. 11

    Isn't there someone nice out there that could use a personal assistant like Eleanore? Someone needs to save her and give her a job.

  12. 12

    This the problem when you work for people who think they are above everyone else!!!

  13. 13

    Re: meredith3 – To hell you say! Dont you know the Lohans are treated sooooooo much worse then everybody else!!!

  14. 14

    At least she can't get laid off for lack of work due to the economy. No matter how few jobs there are, Lindsay will always be up to some crazy shit so at least that'll keep this girl on the clock.

  15. 15

    i wud shoot myself if i had to work for lindsey… y is she working for them?!

  16. 16

    Xenu poops? Why would Suri Cruise's fecal matter be made up of the galactic lord Xenu? I'm having trouble following the logic on that one. Did Suri Cruise eat Xenu? I am fascinated by the concept of Suri Cruise shitting Xenu. Please elaborate, Mr. Hilton!

  17. @v@ says – reply to this


    It's a living, and entitled, deluded LL would be no picnic, and that's not even mentioning the parents, big mouth financially motivated dad in particular.

  18. 18

    Why can't you people just seem to drop .. lilo is just a young girl that is doing typical things for her age. Its just everything she does get blown up out of context.maybe she will straighten up.I'm 24 and its take jail a couple of times to straighten me out. As for eleanore id take her job in 2.2 yeah a lot of drama but I'm sure she gets paid well enough to deal with the bs at times.