It's okay, bb! What's important is that you learned from your mistake!
Our most beloved guidette on the Jersey Shore is opening up about her public intoxication arrest, and explains that unlike a certain delusional hard-pAArtying wacktress who don't learn from their mistakes, she will not be going behind bars again anytime soon!
"I don't know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I'm not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal! I'm too pretty to be in jail. I'm a good person. I'm not a criminal, and I will never go back there. You can't even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, 'Can I come out? I can't breathe!' Not a fun place. I will never go back."
Smart thinking, bb! And we agree - your elegance would go completely unappreciated in prison!
It's best you stay away!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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