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British Model Spills On Sex With Cristiano Ronaldo!

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Well this is certainly NOT what we were expecting to hear!

British model Jasmine Lennard has written QUITE the article on her time in between the sheets with the super SEKSI Cristiano Ronaldo, and not only does she give a great deal of insight on the good stuff - like what he's rockin inside those delicious short shorts - but also the softer, less exposed side of the footballer!

She writes:

Typically Ron will not approach a woman himself, preferring instead to send one of his merry men to do his dirty work for him while he watches on, flashes a toothy smile and offers an ­arrogant wink in their direction.

He gives the impression to the ­majority of women he has liaisons with that his ability to speak English is limited. ­Actually, it’s not, it is simply selective.

He is entirely able to hold intelligent conversation, but becomes conveniently verbally disabled when being ­confronted by a scorned woman at which point everything becomes “que que que” and “I don’t understand”.

He sent his main man Rogerio to ask me where I was going after the club and if they could all come and have a “sexy time.” I ­politely declined, offering instead to give ­Ronaldo my number if – and only if – he came and asked for it himself.

Entertained by my unwillingness, he eventually did before loading what can only be described as a white ­limousine party bus full of giggling girls and ­retiring back to the Beverly Hills Hotel with them.

He texted messaged furiously until two days later I agreed to meet him.

I have an incredibly male approach to sex and this was a game for me. He was a toy and this was a show. I wasn’t ­interested in wooing him or winning his heart. In truth I wasn’t even attracted to him. His shorts were SHORT, his top was TIGHT and the pink colour of both was…just not for me. As soon as he ­encountered my German Shepherd dogs and started screaming and waving his crutches at them in total panic and fear I realised perhaps this wasn’t going to be Mr Right.

You might well be ­wondering, why did I do it then? The only explanation is that while I wasn’t attracted to him, I enjoyed the fact that he was so taken by me. Some sort of power trip, I suppose. Soon after entering the bedroom, I did indeed catch sight of the REAL Ronaldo. Now, while a lot of women appreciate a well-endowed man, this was just ­RIDICULOUS…intimidatingly so. “Oh for God’s sake”, I thought, “let’s get this over with”, ­although I wondered how long that would take. Not long was the answer…perhaps he was having an off day!

He touched base with me on his second vacation to Los Angeles which saw him “hooking up” with my friend Paris Hilton – someone he later told me his mother disapproved strongly of and he didn’t care for.

His appetite for women is insatiable. He boasts of sending group text ­messages when among friends to ­women saying “Hola bebe, I am thinking of you” and seeing how long it takes and how many replies he receives.

He also talks of allocating time slots for his women to “skype date” with him over the internet. One of his latest ­conquests was the American socialite Kim Kardashian.

On occasion I saw a softer side to him though. Like when he spoke about the death of his father, and how sad he felt that he did not live to see the luxuries he is now able to provide for his ­family.

Or his mother’s battle with cancer and what he went through with her, donating £100,000 to the hospital he credits with saving her life.

These moments were, however, few and far between. They left me confused as to who he really was. Was he a womanising egomaniac or simply an immature kid with too many “yes” people around him and a lot of growing up to do?

I was happy to entertain hours of late- night conversation in a quest to work this out. But it became hard work. ­Receiving up to 15 messages a day from him, it was exhausting trying to please him/entertain him/keep him satisfied.

VERY Inneresting! This definitely paints him in a very different light than what we expected!

Seems like there's certainly some issues behind those gorgeous eyes and seksi little pout! Ronnie isn't used to not getting what he wants, and Jasmine wasn't feeling him!

Ha! We LOVE it!

Thoughts??

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48 comments to “British Model Spills On Sex With Cristiano Ronaldo!”



  1. 1

    Hmm, If you google this girl..Shes "friends" and assioated with attention whores like Tila Tequila, Paris, Kim, Casey Johnson..So a fame whore at most..



  2. 2

    awww



  3. 3

    i could see this being true about him…and paris hilton?….really….there aren't enough stds going around we have to add these two sluts together to really get the jump off going…i hope the girl who gave this interview took some of the money and got her valtrax refiled….AHAHAHA!



  4. 4

    I'd do him ;)



  5. 5

    don't see the appeal………and based on what I've heard about him, any appeal he ever had deceased…….

  6. itzy says – reply to this


    6

    I don't understand how anyone can find this guy hot or attractive or even cute..



  7. 7

    He got what he wanted from her. Why does he care what she thinks now?



  8. 8

    he's really gay…just hasn't figured it out yet



  9. 9

    Jasmine Lennard looks like a transvestite. I hardly believe she wasn't attracted to him. What a slore.



  10. 10

    Wait…so he has a big peen?



  11. 11

    Typical. A big dick and absolutely no idea how to use it. He's a pathetic little boy.



  12. 12

    oh please, I don't buy this story for a second
    everyone knows he is gay



  13. 13

    If anyone here thinks this is real or credible, than you believe in Santa Claus is real and Tiger Woods is a heterosexual. This is what happens in Hollywood, Washington and the Sports arena; Saturate the airwaves with any woman who will play along, promise her a reality show and throw the whore a couple bucks as a thanks for playing the game. Being gay is still not accepted in this country. Get a life Mario. You're all for protecting the gays who play your game, but the minute they rebel you are all over their gayface. Get off Manhunt and AdamforAdam looking for orgies and start writing your blog again.



  14. 14

    His reps are trying to kill the gay rumors so they went ahead and paid this girl for telling this story. There are alot of gay rumors surrounding ronaldo and because the sports world hates gays, they are trying to make him appear as straight as possible. But yeah I think he is gay and this story is nonsense



  15. 15

    Kiss and tell is not cool… Period.



  16. 16

    an atricle with another girlfriend named nerida mentioned that he was terrible in bed and he had a small peen and couldn't get it up for her. That contradicts this one.
    I think both are fake and ronaldo is trying to hide his gayness



  17. 17

    Move along folks, nothing gay here…



  18. 18

    CROCK OF SHIT! 99.9% of all female models are LESBIANS. She needs him as a "beard" as much as he needs her as his "beard"!!! VERY SAD!



  19. 19

    I dont have any respect for women who talk about the size of a man's junk after she sleeps with him. Its just wrong. Ive been scorned before and been plenty pissed at a guy before, and never have i once gone there. Do u think this chick would like it very much if Crissy wrote an article tell everyone that her cooter smells rank??!



  20. 20

    Re: pixispella
    With you 1000% on your comment!



  21. 21

    I guess the size of a man's ego represents the size of something else. Arrogant, nasty guy.



  22. 22

    Re: truth in life – I agree, and he is just trying to fight it so hard creating this gigolo image to the world, if he was straight he would not need of all this production and would perform better in bed that's for sure.



  23. 23

    Wow?



  24. 24

    I'd still fuck! Love me a big dick!



  25. 25

    PEREZ THIS IS SO OLD NEWS FROMM FEW DAYS AGO THIS WAS ON THE BLOG TABLOID PRODIGY, YOUR ALWAYS LATE ON NEWS I THINK YOU RIPP OFF THIER STORIES AND POST IT ON YOUR BLOG. DUDE CATCH UP, BY THE WAY I THINK HE HAS A BOD AND HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ASS OMG SO FREAKING SEXY BUT HIS FACE RUINS IT FOR ME BUT ILL DEFINETLY WANT HIM TO DO ME



  26. 26

    Re: isuckedcristiano – i love a bid dick tooo i wonder how big perez hiltons cock is i would love to grab a hold of his dick



  27. 27

    Jasmine Lennard will have only played hard to get with him to make sure he came sniffing back around. She is desperate for fame and easy money…she has been trying this tactic for years in the UK as well as other things…reality TV, wearing nothing at red carpets events (when they are desperate enough to invite her) and slagging off other celebraties she claims to be attached to…the last one was Paris Hilton. Don't listen to what she has to say, don't read it either, just accept she is lower than all of us and she kinda knows it.



  28. 28

    Cristiano Ronaldo is a man-whore who cheats on his girlfriends all the time.



  29. 29

    All you care about is his big peen..



  30. 30

    This DOES NOT explain WHY she gave up the baby????????????????????????????????



  31. 31

    inetersting… she's used 2 hanging out with celebs and putting out.

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    32

    A good woman writes off players, and recognizes a good man who isn't fickle from having too much selection, but he picks one and fashions a solid life with her. He don't impress me much, if any of this is true.



  33. 33

    i only "partially believe" this post i could see it going down like this..a little…but she is so not the "smart & classy" lady she makes herself out to be she pursues a man she isint interested in or attracted to just for sex and claims it was a "game"-yeah like theres nothing slutty about that-maybe for ronaldo it was a game- she was just some ass to him and probably ended up getting hurt by him and now shes trying to get revenge and fame from him and no "classy-woman" would go around telling people about who see had sex with-and in detail too-she's just a slut and a fake bitch she probably got paid to write this adding more shame to her name-whoever she is-it most be a phony no one could ever know this stuff besides the ones "actually involved" she cant just say he tapped kim and paris she probably dosent even know them



  34. 34

    Well just look at him, he LOOKS like a little boy.



  35. 35

    how much did he pay her to tell this story?



  36. 36

    a minute man, what a surprise…yawn. hope she double bagged that ho.



  37. 37

    What a crock of shit… like this should ever be believed!! You can't believe crap like this from ugly fame whores! She's hids, he's fuckin hot, enough said!



  38. 38

    What a crock of shit… like you could ever believe this! you can't believe crap like this from a ugly fame whore. She's hids, he's fuckin hot! enough said.



  39. 39

    ………I don't think it the 2 are connected but it is odd that the papps have not got an official confirmed pic of cr's baby most wanted (doubt the child was locked up all this time in 1 place, and there were at least 2 other babies staying with his family - mistaken identify would of been easy), no paperwork concerning the baby has been found as reported by the portuguese press (travel doc's, birth doc's, conformation of portuguese citizenship) plus if cr hadn't of siad he was a dad we would of hardly been able to know that he was what with him swanning off to nyc and greece with his gf for a lot of his holiday with surely a normal new parents first interest to spend as much time with their newborn as poss outside of work! ………..



  40. 40

    can i ask why 3 of my 4 posts aren't posted - i've read your terms and conditions and i don't think i've broken any of the posting uses. I'll go back and edit those 3 posts and try and repost as the post that has been posted has nothing to do with the above story (and my post i've stated that it's only theories found from clear places on net and no worse than the kiss and tell that is posted here)
    sorry if i broke the rules though - i'll try and edit my posts as i said above



  41. 41

    ……….. I don't think it the 2 are connected but it is odd that the papps have not got an official confirmed pic of cr's baby most wanted (doubt the child was locked up all this time in 1 place, and there were at least 2 other babies staying with his family - mistaken identify would of been easy), no paperwork concerning the baby has been found as reported by the portuguese press (travel doc's, birth doc's, conformation of portuguese citizenship) plus if cr hadn't of said he was a dad we would of hardly been able to know that he was what with him swanning off to nyc and greece with his gf for a lot of his holiday with surely a normal new parents first interest to spend as much time with their newborn as poss outside of work!…………



  42. 42

    Re: Makena808 – may i ask, who is the 'she' in your post that you are referring to out of curiosity?



  43. 43

    Re: KIESGIRLRe: KIESGIRL

    HAHAHAH YES!!!!!!!! WIN!!!!!!!!! Exactly my thoughts!



  44. 44

    just a big fat lie



  45. 45

    just a bitch wanting attention, ha ha ha GET A LIFE!!!!



  46. 46

    Another Groupie! I would never talk about things that personal.

    I like CR, but he doesn't look like he's packing. lol



  47. 47

    Re: condesa

    lol So every straight man/woman get an A in bed? LMFAO