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Dumbass! Levi Johnston Gets Too Close For Sandra Bullock's Comfort

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This dumbass has to be the most delusional MORON we've heard of in a long time!

Douchebag Levi Johnston apparently thought that it would be appropriate to follow Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night because in his mind, he thought he has a shot with her!

UGH! WTF?

A source confirms:

"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America's sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'get him away from me.'"

Insiders claim that after he finally took the hint, Levi continued to hit up at least three other unnamed female celebrities, all of whom turned him down!

Another source confirms:

"Levi's fifteen minutes are definitely up but it seems no one has told him that yet. After what he did to Bristol recently he has gone from being a bad joke to just a bad guy. No one wants to be seen hanging out with him, and leaving everyone to scratch their heads asking how he actually got invited to Teen Choice to begin with."

If he weren't such a dick, we'd actually feel sorry for how pathetic that whole song and dance must have been!

You are DONE, bb. Go back to Alaska and RAISE YOUR KID. Or is it kids yet?

Actually, we take that back. They're better off without you!

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29 comments to “Dumbass! Levi Johnston Gets Too Close For Sandra Bullock's Comfort”



  1. 1

    Of course Sandra BULL-DYKE didn't want anything to do with him, she likes WOMEN!!!



  2. 2

    what did he recently do to her?



  3. 3

    You go Levi! Love you! Levi is my hero!



  4. 4

    Evidentially his 15 is not up yet.. You are still posting crap about him and he is all over the news yet again. Not to mention he has his own reality show and is running for mayor in Waussilla ( sp ) AK. UGGGGHHHH He is never going to go away.



  5. 5

    This is who Courtney Love needs to hook up with. He's nuts. She's nuts. Both desperate. I think it would work for a few weeks.



  6. 6

    The Blind Side was a shitty movie, so was everything else SAndra Bullshit has ever been in. I would have cheated on her too. "America's Sweetheart"? My sweethearts are people who know they bleed red and their shit stinks. Fuck her, and fuck you Mario, you're getting just as bad as the people you used to make fun of. If we remember correctly, it wasn't to long ago when you were at the Levi Johnston level. Just cause you lost some weight and hang out with Lady Gaga doesn't make you Jesus or Harrison Ford.



  7. 7

    Dont know much about him. I have never seen an interview with him. Im guessing he is a douche but Im sure this story is bullshit. And if it were true that would make Sandra a stuck up bitch for not at least talking to him. Im also sure she is not that. Typical fabricated bullshit FatBoy posts. He may not write this crap but spreading it is just as wrong.



  8. 8

    Blame the unfunniest person on earth, Kathy Griffin, for making this guy believe he is actually relevant.



  9. 9

    This sounds soooo made up. The media ESPECIALLY PEREZ loves to tear men down. Why is it there's never a loser thats a lady?



  10. 10

    Yeesh. Is it time to stick a FORK in him?
    No offense. xD



  11. 11

    Me smell Palin spin team in full effect! After what he did to Bristol? PLEASE! Those two DESERVE each other!! You know this recent Bristol-Levi thing was set up to have him retract his all-to-true statements about the Palins and then disgrace him completely. As if that was possible!! He should run for mayor of Alaska. He probably would do a better job, can't get no worse…



  12. 12

    Levi thinks he can mock the Palin's like Tina Fay and Katie C. They mocked an adult and political figure. Levi is hurting his son, an innocent little baby by mocking the mother of his child and the small town he was born in. Bristol refused to do a reality show with Levi so his rep had to sell the bizzare "run for mayor of Wasilla"line and co-parenting his son Tripp story to get Levi the gig. I guess Tank will write all of Levi's speeches for Levi to mumble. Can Levi READ??



  13. 13

    The tags for this post are funny. I kinda wish Sarah Palin would shoot his dick off. She'd go to jail and he wouldn't be able to breed any more.



  14. 14

    Re: TheRockChick – NOES! I thought it was time to stick a fork in him? LOL =p Aw!



  15. 15

    So glad Sandra did not take a picture with Levi. Kathy Griffin told Larry King that she used Levi as a middle finger pointing to Sarah. He certainly lives up to that description.



  16. 16

    I remember Jon Gosselin's first awards show in NYC. He chased celebs for photos too and they ALL ran from Jon too. LOL



  17. 17

    I beg you… stop writing about this alaskan redneck fucktard.



  18. 18

    So if you impregnate a girl, then leave her twice, you get invited to the TCAs? I thought they only invited relevant people… guess not.



  19. 19

    He's a hottie. If the dimwit had any sense he'd write a full tell all about the Wasilla Hillbilly Palin clan and make some serious $$$$$$.
    I'd still like to fuck him silly.
    And Bullock CHOSE Jesse James to marry and he makes Levi Johnston look like a fucking gorgeous and righteous man, so that bitch shouldnh't act so high and mighty…..or picky!

  20. cozmo says – reply to this


    20

    not for nothing Perez, you tabloid about the same people about incorrect information all the time. Hmm



  21. 21

    he's just too cute… a TOTAL dork, but cute…



  22. 22

    People finding him obnoxious has nothing to do with "what he did to Bristol recently". I can't stop my eyes from rolling! This totally sounds like the "source" is a Palin or some tool in their employ.

  23. barb says – reply to this


    23

    what a cutie he is, you would like him if he was gay. He's hot and you are ugly as a ass hole.



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  25. 25

    All of all the no-talent fame whores, this guy is especially irritating. He is famous for knocking-up Sarah Palin's daughter. Any celebrity he enjoys is not the result of anything he himself has done. If not for his association to the dumbest woman in politics, we wouldn't know his name or care how many girls he's impregnated. And speaking of which, can't this guy figure out how to use a condom?

  26. Heidi says – reply to this


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    Perez, your 15 minutes should have also ended a long ass time ago. You're no better than him so stfu! The more he's in the public, the more the Palins look like the retards they are. And yes, someone please enlighten me how Sandra Bullock gets termed "America's Sweetheart". Her acting is so-so and who hasn't been cheated on. What is so special about her? Look at who she married - says a lot.



  27. 27

    This little clown is pathetic, not only has the face of an idiot but he also acts like one, and the worst part is that he feels fallen from grace.



  28. 28

    Didn't you say they got paid 100k for that story???? If so she was so in it with him… I mean he was behind in child support payments…. She wanted bank….



  29. 29

    It just oges to show ou ANYONE can be a celebrity. Hollywood is so hard up $$$$$$$$for something/anyone new they'll hire anyone.