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Puck From Glee Has A Solo Album Coming - With A Shiteous Single!

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BLECK. We expected so much more from you, bb!

We were excited to hear that Glee's Mark Salling, who plays Puck, was reportedly working on a solo album, called Pipe Dreams, set to be released in October!

This morning, our dreams were crushed when Ryan Seacrest debuted one of the hottie's tracks, called Higher Power, on his radio show, and we hate to say it, but it BLOWS.

Bland. Awful awful awful.

Click below to listen for yourself, but be warned - it's not a pleasant experience! Hopefully this is just an awful fluke and the rest of his music will be better, but we're not counting our chickens!

So sad.

Thoughts??

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86 comments to “Puck From Glee Has A Solo Album Coming - With A Shiteous Single!”



  1. 1

    The melody sounds a lot like Gloria Gaynor's I will Survive - just slower and more boring.



  2. 2

    Sounds very BeatleISH. with the harmonies and limited melodic range



  3. 3

    Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive' butchered into teeny tiny pieces and reassembled into…. what… I dunno. meh. He's got a nice voice though.
    I suppose it's no worse than that boy-band-pop-crap one is aurally assaulted with over the grocery store sound system when trying to go about one's business.



  4. 4

    HORRIBLE!



  5. 5

    The verses sound a bit like a rip off of Supreme by Robbie Williams without the dodgy backing track.



  6. 6

    this is a joke right? tell me this hot, talented guy is joking with this crappy song…



  7. 7

    Definitely a Robbie "Supreme" rip off…



  8. 8

    shit thats bad



  9. 9

    Kept waiting to hear "Oh no, not I, I will survive, as long as i know how to love, I know I will stay alive"



  10. 10

    Is it just me, or does it sound like he ripped off "I Will Survive" (in the verses anyway, I couldn't bear to listen any longer than that). I have to admit, Perez hit the nail on the head with this one…it's garbage. SO disappointed, he's my favourite on the show and is capable of SO much better. I took a listen to some of his other "non-Glee" stuff on his website, and it ALL sucks pretty hard.



  11. 11

    I don't like it. :(



  12. 12

    this is a rip off of "I will survive"…. lame, puck



  13. 13

    Perez, are you now only promoting your own stable of 'can they get any more wishy washy than this' singers? I really liked that song and applaud him for doing his own thing, it works.



  14. 14

    OMFG! please, stop the madness……. why did that sound like it was recorded in somebody's garage??



  15. 15

    I like it (:



  16. 16

    I loved it! Not every song has to sound like it's been put through an auto tune beat making robot! I like that it sounds different to the shit being produced today.. Go Mark!



  17. 17

    If you don't like it fatboy, it must be good. Your taste in music sucks beyond belief!



  18. 18

    It's not that bad.



  19. 19

    ya that's pretty bad. i've said it before, and i'll say it again. downloading isn't killing the music industry, it's people releasing shit like this that we all know won't sell.



  20. 20

    Ha! It's still waaaaay better than anything Sliimy or Darrelle London will ever grace us with.



  21. 21

    Sounds a tad bit like Supreme by Robbie Williams…but not as good.



  22. 22

    Definitely a sampling of Robbie Williams Supreme. Even the lyrics seem kind of similar..

    Robbie: Oh it seemed forever stopped today
    All the lonely hearts in London
    Caught a plane and flew away
    And all the best women are married
    All the handsome men are gay
    You feel deprived

    Mark: Hey are you feeling sad today
    did you catch the one you wanted just to let them get away
    everyone becomes a therapist you cant afford to pay
    youre going insane.

    Not spot on, but heading in the same direction. How did Perez not pick up on this? is Robbie not famous in America?



  23. 23

    Lol, what the heck was that? How could his "people" let him release crap like that? Not only is the song a rip off of, "I will survive," his voice sounds awfully painful as well. Glee producers must have did some major auto adjusting for the show performances. This is really bad!



  24. 24

    What would you know, you ugly fat fuck. Smoke some more meth.



  25. 25

    AWWW…ITS A NICE SONG…BUT IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW THAT SONG…"I WILL SURVIVE?"



  26. 26

    Uhm. Yeah. Someone is gonna get sued. This is totally Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive".



  27. 27

    Re: benny.x – yes, robbie is pretty much unknown here. kinda like paul weller,



  28. 28

    NOOOO PUCK this song blows! Sad to say, but yeah, it completely blows and I was so disappointed!! It sucks so hard! & it sounds like I will survive!

    Eck, please tell me it gets better! I love glee + mark but this is a terrible song and it does not show off his vocal abilities!

    :(



  29. 29

    I bet he will sell more than Sliimy and your other butt boy I can't even remember his name uh the one that's better than Justin Timberlake? Hmmm…..who would believe you. WTF is wrong with your site it is slow as hell I know it's not from visits as your posts show that people are bored with your shiteous website.
    Later



  30. 30

    ITS ROBBIE WILLIAMS!!



  31. 31

    Gloria Gaynor came first I will survive, then Robbie Williams made a pretty good little diddy based on it called Supreme -I can't believe ANYONE in their right mind who would think (the otherwise so talented) Mark Salling's "Higher power" (cringe) is in ANY shape or form to be released for the public ears.

    Someone's surrounded by sh*tty yes men who CLEARLY aren't in it for the long run. Sad to hear really.



  32. 32

    No No No. It's mellow generic. Undeveloped.

  33. @v@ says – reply to this


    33

    It's not techno Perez dances in his living room and posts it on his site club music, but it's not that bad.



  34. 34

    Re: o3mta3o – AMEN!



  35. 35

    Hmmmm…I actually like it - my beef is not so much with the tune (which is catchy and pretty) but with the quality of the recording. As someone mentioned above - sounds a bit like recorded in someone's garage - a rather amateurish production. With a better audio quality this could be hit material as it actually has a good melody and that's a welcome breath of fresh air from the generic rhythm oriented hip hop, dance, and r&b stuff our ears are assaulted with on a daily basis.



  36. 36

    FUCKTARDED GAY 80'S SHIT!!! WHY DO SHITASTIC ACTORS WHO "ACT" SINGING THINK AUTOMATICALLY THEY ARE THE NEXT BB HOT 100 #1 ARTIST?? FUCK OFF… SIT DOWN AND DO BROADWAY SHIT WHERE NO ONE CARES ABOUT GAY ELEVATOR MUSIK. TRUTH!!!



  37. 37

    I usually dont comment but I think this song is absolutely amazing. Something different and new that reminds me of how older songs used to be written. Quite refreshing from all the top 100 music. Love it!



  38. 38

    Lame. It sounds like a combo of that old song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" and Andy Gibb, not a good combo.



  39. 39

    I do not foresee this becoming a big hit….his voice sounds really weird in parts.



  40. 40

    just because it isn't autotune it doesn't mean, it is crap, it sounds a lot like supreme, i like it



  41. 41

    i like the original i will survive much better than this joke



  42. 42

    hmmmm i actually like this. its a pretty chill song.
    i can see it getting a lot of play.
    dont hate perez, your just bitter because while this song may not be the greatest. it'll still go to the top of the charts while your 'singers' are nowhere to be seen.



  43. 43

    I like it! Seriously!



  44. 44

    What The Fuck



  45. 45

    What…the fu…:/?



  46. 46

    Everyone has their own likes & dislikes as far as music goes Perez, personally I think Mark's song is wonderful! Based on this song I would buy his cd.



  47. 47

    I liked it, it's just that you only want to listen electro-pop shit



  48. 48

    As soon as I heard it, I could tell it was just like Robbie Williams Supreme.
    The words are even alike!
    Weird!



  49. 49

    Had to shut it up. It blows.. Kept waiting for a catchy chorus but it didn't happen..



  50. 50

    For someone so pretty to make something so shitty is just sad. That is just bad.



  51. 51

    the bitch talking throughout it didn't help. but yeah it was crap



  52. 52

    It was different. I liked it I think he plays and writes his own shit. He isnt top 40 or tries to be. Listen to his Jericho stuff.



  53. 53

    I agree it is totally a rip off of I will survive..except the Cake version with crappy lyrics added on. I expected better.



  54. 54

    Kissable lips.



  55. 55

    Huh. I dunno, it's not THAT bad, but it's definitely not good enough to be a mainstream single. I wouldn't call it awful though. Just not very palatable to the mainstream market. I'm not sure if it's his voice or the arrangement or what, but the song reminds me of that one song that goes "Istanbul was Constantinople".

  56. Jayro says – reply to this


    56

    unfortunately, i have to agree with you :( . i was really hoping for better.



  57. 57

    his bands album is really similar to this. its just not what everyone expects out of him because of the songs he's sung on glee. still shows off his voice though.

  58. PHARO says – reply to this


    58

    LOVE IT..ALITTLE MELLOW,BUT TAKES ME BACK TO THE 70'S..LUV THE CHORDS AND HARMONIES…PEREZ LISTEN TO IT A FEW MORE TIMES AND YOU'LL LIKE IT..SO REFRESHING THAN MOST OF THE CRAP THAT'S OUT THERE TODAY ALL THAT NOISE RAP AND HIP HOP GARBAGE…..THIS SONG HAS A NICE MESSAGE TO IT ALSO.



  59. 59

    why would such a talented HOT man….release such a horrible single. that doesnt show how talented he is whaaaat so ever. so sad

    i still think hes beautiful though

  60. Sane1 says – reply to this


    60

    Mark, I love you, so from my heart: Find a different song advisor. You have a great voice, but the song is just not right for today's world. Also, people love watching you on screen. You are a great actor. Expand on that!



  61. 61

    Well this is very upsetting. So pretty, and yet such an awful rip-off of Robbie's Supreme. Amazing resemblance.



  62. 62

    Copycat idiot. I like his voice and the melody but he copied a great song.. I will survive!



  63. 63

    My thoughts Perez? That the song is good and he can really sing, without being autotuned and edited like Lady Gaga, he has real talent.



  64. 64

    EWWWWWWWWWW



  65. 65

    I didn't listen to it, but I already love it more than anything Lady GaGa has done.



  66. 66

    Hummmm on the fence. It's not horrible, but it's not great!
    It's like a Beatles covered I will survive



  67. 67

    it has the same background music to i will survive!!! i mean i love glee and i love him but come on man make your own song up dont take someone elses song and change the lyrics abit!!!



  68. 68

    Funny how he hates on this song, yet he is obsessed with Lady Gaga's mediocre, crappy pop shit. Ironic, isn't it?



  69. 69

    Boo, how dissapointing. It doesn't even sound like him. I'd take him singing Sweet Caroline off the Glee soundrack any day of the week. Of course, as hot as he is, he could sing the ABCs and I'd still watch!



  70. 70

    Well, here is a remedy for your disappointment… I promise*
    Miss Lady by Candace Storch - Download Miss Lady on iTunes



  71. 71

    My ears are bleeding.



  72. 72

    Sounds like Robbie Williams



  73. 73

    This is aural assault. When he sings, not too bad but those talking parts sound fucking terrible.



  74. 74

    So sad :(



  75. 75

    Anything and everything associated with Glee except Jane Lynch sucks fat donkey balls.



  76. 76

    I LOVE him, HATE his music :(



  77. 77

    it sounds a lot like Robbie Williams :o And what's up with the double voice, soo lame…



  78. 78

    Re: melonia – ME TOO! I loved it! Then again im a sucker for folk music.

    I love ittttt!!. It's kind of different and not poppy shit.



  79. 79

    sort of Beatle-ish though more lame



  80. 80

    Wow!….. pretty awful! Just bad!



  81. 81

    robbie williams should sue this kid's ass for plagiarism. the song sounds exactly like "supreme"



  82. 82

    It's not that bad…and yes he said himself that it's a bit of an ode to I Will Survive. I really like him on Glee…I just hope his album is as good as the show's music!



  83. 83

    Yeah, it was recorded in a garage — the Partridge Family garage! Sounds just like something David Cassidy would have sang back in the day. And I mean that in a bad way.



  84. 84

    sounds like i will survive meets robbie williams. odd.



  85. 85

    for once,
    i agree with you perez.
    only this once



  86. 86

    He needs to stick to glee. Horrible song!