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Ron Jeremy Claims Charlie Sheen Was Sober At The Playboy Mansion

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Well, how comforting!

Instead of getting incoherently drunk, he probably just had lots of nasty sex with anonymous women! Because he doesn't have a problem with excess or anything, right?

This past week, Charlie Sheen somehow escaped jail and significant rehab time and made his way to the Playboy mansion to celebrate, but don't worry, folks, because according to pornstar Ron Jeremy, the scumbag stayed completely sober!

How nice! What an effort that must have been!

BARF.

Oh well, we'll sure it will only be a matter of time before he falls off the wagon or pulls some other despicable shiz that will land him back in court!

Thoughts??

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13 comments to “Ron Jeremy Claims Charlie Sheen Was Sober At The Playboy Mansion”



  1. 1

    Perez, no one likes you. It's not because you're gay or unbearably heinous looking…it's because you are extremely annoying, stupid, and illiterate. I'm sure a lot of people are with me when I say this: I hope you get beat again (but worse).

    Love,
    Naomi



  2. 2

    Are you going to bash people that go to strip clubs for their bachelor parties? Get over yourself, at least he's not a hypocrite like you.



  3. 3

    It just dawned on me why you dont get punched more often FatBoy. I have always wondered why Charlie, Billy Ray, and others ignore your bullshit.

    They just consider the source and realize you are irrelevant. In other words you are no threat because the few people who actually believe anything you say are also irrelevant.

    In other words you and your few followers are the real losers



  4. 4

    Thoughts? There's nothing to think about here. Next



  5. 5

    You seriously just troll the other gossip sites for stories, don't you…
    Fucking tapeworm.



  6. 6

    Oh Perez, you are just jealous because Hef would never invite you to the Playboy mansion.

    That and neither Charlie Sheen or Ron Jeremy has shown any interest in fucking you up the ass.



  7. 7

    Well already mentioned it yesterday on a post but mario or whoever the ghost writer is I would bet you would give what ever nut you have to be able to party at the mansion….hell to even be on the grounds before they let the dogs out



  8. 8

    So Charlie is at the playboy mansion looking for a new gal already the ink isn't dry on his divorce papers yet. Oh Charlie you bad bad boy!



  9. 9

    This is hysterical. I am sure Charlie appreciates the support but …..for goodness sakes, that's just tooooo funny. Good to know Ron has your back. lol



  10. 10

    BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS RON JEREMY HAS A STERLING REPUTATION. AFTER ALL HE IS ONE OF THE FEW GUYS WHO CAN PUT HIS MONEYMAKER WHERE HIS MOUTH IS. PEREZ KNOWS ALL ABOUT HIM.



  11. 11

    who gives a fuck if he had a drink or not? It's none of your business!! He's a grown man.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


    12

    Well, you know, Charlie's funny, complicated, and living the dream; but as Albert Einstein said, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.



  13. 13

    so what he's grown let him do what he wants!!!!