Mayor Of Wasilla Responds To Levi Johnston's "Campaign"
Glad to know we're not the only one who is apprehensive about him getting into politics!
Verne E. Rupright, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, doesn't think famewhoring douchebag Levi Johnston's latest publicity stunt - running for the position of mayor of the town in 2012 - is funny, and had a few choice pieces of advice!
He says:
"Well, it is a little early to declare. Usually most wait until the year the seat is up. But since I am nearly old enough to be Levi's grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!"
We think it would be wise for him to continue down the path he started in Playgirl and just do gay porn! But his acting would probably be too shiteous for even that, too!
LOLs!
Thoughts??
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Tags: alaska, douche, douchebags, dumbass, famewhores, father, mayor, moron, politics, porn, publicity stunt, reality show, ugh, wasilla
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tisk tisk perez. his acting is too shitty for porn, but yours is great for Jimmy Fallon. He'd make a great porn star. well, not great… but better than the fat gay flight attendant you played. cummon buddy, get real!
well, at least we know now that not every single person in Alaska is a flaming idiot………
After that bebackle on Jimmie Fallon last night you cant comment on any ones acting ability. NO"""""""""""""ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does Bristol Palin even have a h.s. diploma or a G.E.D.?
She appeared on the cover of a tabloid magazine and announced her second "engagement" to Levi, so if you're gonna call people famewhores, then spread the joy around a bit.
I've said it before but I'll say it again. DAMN you John McCain for unleashing the Wasilla Hillbillies on the lower 48. Bad enough Palin is like a std and won't go away and now we can say the same for Levi. WTF.
I don't understand why society thinks Levi should be famous just because he knocked someone up….its so fcked up..this guy would be just you average Joe Blow if the circumstances were any different…Wake up ppl and put someone in the spotlight that really deserves it. Someone who did something constructive towards society…UGH
Ditto April 20th. Signs of intelligent, or at least sensible life in Wasilla.
Damn I wanna sex his Alaskan ass. Johnston for Mayor!
Well, they elected Palin at one time - what's the difference? Neither has the IQ above a plant. And Levi certainly is learning the "stay in the news" game.
It would probably help if he wasn't such a fucking loser !!
schooled!
I believe BRAVO will pick up his reality show. Having him smear Wasilla, AK and Sarah Palin's reality TV show is just what many viewers will enjoy. As long as Levi has some method to attack Palin, Levi will laugh all the way to the bank. He may even receive an emmy like his pal l Kathy Griffin one day. Levi had to be taken to court and forced to pay child support but he is advertising the co parenting of little Tripp as part of his show. Maybe Jon Gosselin will be a guest as they have a lot in common.
Re: caroaber – LEVI TALKED HER INTO THAT.LOVE IS BLIND!!!!
Would love to see him in gay porn.
Mayor Verne hit the nail on the head.
Yet another swipe at his education level. Ain't politics grand.
Go get 'em, Levi. They're worried enough to make statements. Lol.
Re: Twoboys2 – Lol. They all have more staying power than he has these days. That's what they (the little boxes election people) get for judging a book by its cover. It's not just the States, Twoboys. The whole world has to read these ersatz Simpsons episodes. America's image is forever changed.