Perez Does The JetBlue Guy On Jimmy Fallon!

You MUST watch this video (above)! No, truly.

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    Posted: Aug 11, 2010 at 4:03 am / Email this  »

    77 comments to “Perez Does The JetBlue Guy On Jimmy Fallon!”



    1. 1

      Did I get to be first?



    2. 2

      I hope whoever that asshole passenger was got trampled and pummeled by the rest of the passengers. Good for Slater.

    3. SexyD says – reply to this


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      NOT FUNNY



    4. 4

      Nice cholo hair (and "acting"). I thought you were always hating on Jimmy for laughing during his sketches, wtfffff?



    5. 5

      i didnt laugh once
      im 4th to comment! koool
      this was gay
      stick to ur dayjob
      u talk shit bout awsome ppl better then u do act
      kool to know



    6. 6

      Hows this show still on the air?



    7. 7

      Re: SexyD – agreed



    8. 8

      OMG OMG! HILARIOUS !!!! lol i LOVE THAT SCENE SO MUCH.!!! GREAT JOB!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH



    9. 9

      Re: jfleur – lucky



    10. 10

      Perez, you have never been funny.. just plain moronic. and
      Re: jfleur – This is your life's greatest accomplishment? Being first to post on perezhilton.com bulliten board without a real comment to make on the subject… lol. loser.



    11. 11

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i LOVE IT!!!!! hILARIOUS!!!!!! GREAT JOB!!!!!!! lOL



    12. 12

      love you, good job



    13. 13

      HIGHlarious!! Nice job:-)



    14. 14

      hahahahah love it!



    15. 15

      why haven't they arrested the passenger for assault?



    16. 16

      you're looking fat again dude.



    17. 17

      I guess you truly proved yourself this time around Mario. You are NOT funny. Just ridiculous. And what is with the ridiculous gay haircut? Have you looked into a mirror recently?



    18. 18

      Not funny…also, what's with the hairdo? More like hair-DONT EVER EVER EVER EVER!!



    19. 19

      That was fucking stupid.
      NOT a good job, NOT good acting. PLEASE STAY OFF TV!



    20. 20

      What the F were you thinking when you chose that haircut?? Horrible!!



    21. 21

      i don't get it



    22. 22

      Well further proof why shouldn't act , stick to bloging



    23. 23

      that made me cringe so badly. you can't act worth shit. stick to staying behind your computer talking shit. You're not really good at that either, but at least I don't have to watch you… do whatever that was. It definitely wasn't being funny though.



    24. 24

      nice to see youre back on the path the old fat and bald



    25. 25

      Not really funny.



    26. 26

      you are hilarious. i feel bad for airline attendants that get shat on like that guy.



    27. 27

      Be quiet!!! all you negative people you guys are so jealous!!!! he did a wonderful performance. This is something to really laugh and enjoy!!! lol



    28. 28

      Perez, I am serious. YOU ARE TERRIFIC in this comedy stuff or acting stuff. I just saw it. I mean: It looks like whether you studied for this segment for 10 weeks or did it on the spot, you were terrific! Forget this blogging this and come on to TV and/or the movies! Or, at least, place several videos for us to watch on this site (you and your Mom, you doing taking on whatever the latest news–did you do a Mel Gibson video?). Congratulations. You are good. I am serious.



    29. 29

      Best part was when Perez jumped….



    30. 30

      Pathetic much? Lame. Note to self: Never watch Jimmy Fallon.



    31. 31

      MARIO ALWAYS HATES ON PEOPLE UNTIL THEY PAY ATTENTION TO HIM….THEN, HE BECAME THERE FRIENDS…HE'S LIKE A BULLY!!!



    32. 32

      OH PULEEEEZ, THE WORST FUCKING ACTOR IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!! FAT BOY DESERVES 10 RAZZIE AWARDS JUST FOR OPENING HIS DAMN MOUTH. SO CRINGE WORTHY, YILCH!!!!!!!!!!



    33. 33

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    34. 34

      nice comb over horseface, your acting sucks



    35. 35

      :\



    36. 36

      you are getting fat again and that hair is awful. that was not even funny at all Jimmy fallon should know better



    37. 37

      wow, that was not funny at all. when the studio audience barely laughs, you know it was a FAIL.

      and what's with the hair? seriously mario, you try too hard to be different and it just makes you look like an idiot.



    38. 38

      hehehe HAHAHAHAHA tht had me rolling with laughter thats effing hilarious perez hehelol
      perez always kills me laughing
      whoever says perez is looking fat that is bs he is not

      perez u look cute just i prefered the hair up and messy to the comb down look



    39. 39

      I think the only thing you got right on this video was the gay part. Oh the writing was good, great actually….the delivery not so much.



    40. 40

      BRILLIANT, PEREZ!!! YOU RULE!!! xo, Mandalinas.



    41. 41

      holy shit are you hideous looking



    42. 42

      Jesus Christ this was fucking terrible.



    43. 43

      This site is soooo dying.. The only time comments reaches over 50 is when we have some serious b!tching to do about how much we hate Perez. Other than that, the hits just keep on dropping and are down waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. I have a source at the web hosting company that houses this site, she says that Perez's site hits have dropped 50% in the last 6 months.



    44. 44

      ….wow. Please learn to act before you insult anymore celebrities for their alleged "lack" of acting skills.



    45. 45

      Not bad, Mario. You worked it up to a good finish! Not a fan of the hair but otherwise, you looked good.



    46. 46

      was that supposed to be funny?



    47. 47

      wow you are terrible



    48. 48

      MMMMMMMMMMMM……………….I LOVE BUDLIGHT CON LIMON!!!!!!



    49. 49

      that was so funny lmfaoo

    50. Heh says – reply to this


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      You were supposed to take all the stuff off before you sat back down YOU RUINED THE BIT !! but it was pretty funny



    51. 51

      im still laughing whats weird is perez actually looks like slater .. maybe if they remake this into a movie perez can be 'SLATER' HEHEHELOLOL



    52. 52

      I couldnt watch the whole thing perez voice is just sooo anoying



    53. 53

      The only question I have is, if all of y'all hate on Perez soooo much, why are you even checkin out his site? Don't you have something better to do then waste your time bashing him? Seriously, get a life. I thought the skit was funny. Great job!



    54. 54

      I gave it a try thinking the Jimmy Fallon writers could give you better material than the other skits you do around here, BUT I had to stop it after a few seconds. I really wish you would just stick to blogging about celebrities. Forget the record label, books, t-shirts and acting career. Its not gonna happen….I'm sorry!



    55. 55

      man, you have some issues it's obvious. Nice Comb-DOWN by the way. WTF is that haircut about?



    56. 56

      You are such an idiot and only a half celeb because of your idiotic antics. I think your 15 minutes should have been up quite awhile ago. Oh, by the way you need a stylist.



    57. 57

      You owe me money, Porky. I swore I wasn't going to watch it but you're like a gruesome accident, you just have to look. Because of you, I lost a days work. The hospital just finished pumping my stomach and stitching up my wrists. I'm going home and cry now. Thanks a lot.



    58. 58

      … That sketch had so much potential, and you and Fallon had to go a butcher it. As expected. Please stop trying to be a comedian. It's never going to pan out.

    59. npc25 says – reply to this


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      the producers of fallon were certainly pissed off after realizing how incredibly unfunny you are.



    60. 60

      The voice is like nails on a chalkboard. You whine and gayify EVERYTHING you touch. You have no talent. What is it with all the STRIPES you wear? You have the worst taste in clothes, no style or attitude. All you convey is how obnoxious you truly are. Your acting "skill" is minimal. I would rather sit and watch Miley Cyrus in a week long miniseries on the joys of back therapy. And the hair…god how stupid!



    61. 61

      About as funny as a hangnail.



    62. 62

      I'm honored to have met both you and Jimmy Fallon!!!



    63. 63

      i despise you, but your acting was better than i thought it would be.



    64. 64

      Awh, love you Perez! Keep it up!



    65. 65

      Tooo funny! I love the Jet Blue guy.



    66. 66

      hahahah Awesome Perez…hysterical potrayal….



    67. 67

      Just another reason why I cannot stand watching television. BTW what the fcuk is wrong with you people that kiss Mario's *ss? have some self respect!



    68. 68

      OMG! Love it!!

    69. Scrib says – reply to this


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      Please leave acting to actors and comedy to the comedians. Just stay with the blog because that's what you do best.



    70. 70

      I realize it was a skit so henceforth it is ACTING but you promised to never say the F word again Perez. Remember??



    71. 71

      ah yes, NYU Drama School training - I know it well. good job Perez, much funnier than Fallon.



    72. 72

      You look like shit! Didn't watch, only needed to see the sample shot.



    73. 73

      Yep, first thing I thought of,Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. Is this a new look in LA?



    74. 74

      dam perez how do you watch that back yourself and thing thats a must watch..u smokin sumthing wow.. i would never let anyone see that if it was myself..

    75. IVIV says – reply to this


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      omg you have bangs? don't you know lady gaga invented & owns all rights to having bangs?? you copycat! p.s. you look like jim carrey's haircut & teeth in "dumb & dumber" on a crack addicted chimpanzee.



    76. 76

      You're terribly unfunny… I kind of want to punch you in the face.

    77. @v@ says – reply to this


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      It would have been more fun for him to slide that passenger down the chute, but he obviously restrained himself. I think he should contract the United Breaks Guitars guy to pen a little diddy to the crankpot that whacked him in the head, and split the proceeds from the mp3 Downloads. Go viral all the way, JetBlue guy