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Stephanie Pratt Embraces Her Inner Ho!

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Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak is like being stabbed repeatedly with thousands of FUG, meth-faced, tiny little knives.

Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak about being slutty with various men is like pouring kerosine on the previously mentioned knives stabbing you, and then lighting a match.

BARF.

The gutter troll recently opened up about her dumbass Twitter break-up with Josh Hansen, and revealed:

"I'm seeing two guys right now, and it's actually way more fun than seeing one guy. I've never done something like this before, but it's really quite lovely! It's not really 'single' life, but I'm way too young for relationships. I've decided I want to keeps things very light, and I've realized that guys are children! It trains them to ask for dates a lot earlier in advance. That's the most amazing part is that I've realized they can actually be trained. My perfect man is someone that wants to read a book in Hawaii. I want someone that doesn't want to be in Hollywood. I want someone who has their own deal, and who thinks that what I do is 'weird.' "

Oh, we're sorry, is what you say and do now supposed to be normal??

We're pretty sure that busted, delusional famewhores are not only weird to everyone, but always obnoxious and pathetic!

But thanks for embracing the fact that you're a ho! Makes our job easier, since we don't have to waste time pointing the obvious out!

Bwa ha ha ha!

Thoughts??

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29 comments to “Stephanie Pratt Embraces Her Inner Ho!”



  1. 1

    Spoken like a true whore. "Training" men… riiiight.

  2. YUCK says – reply to this


    2

    where is her ass, this bitch better start doing squats and lunges asap.



  3. 3

    first, hopefully



  4. 4

    Something about her reminds me of Brooke Hogan.



  5. 5

    Okay….seriously, why do women pose like this at events? You never see a guy facing the wall showing off his backside. Plus, this chick has no ass. She has the body of a 12 year old boy.



  6. 6

    That dress looks like it's off the rack.



  7. 7

    What's up with trashing the She-Pratt today?



  8. 8

    "Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak is like being stabbed repeatedly with thousands of FUG, meth-faced, tiny little knives." Really Perez! Have you listened to your own voice? Trust me when I say that yours is far worse.



  9. 9

    what exactly does she "do" other than snort cocaine and party



  10. 10

    Not surprised to see that you think that if a woman is not the exclusive property of one man, she is a "ho." Odd that a gay man would be more reactionary than Bill O'Reilley.



  11. 11

    She is hot, and I would love to watch her getting fucked.



  12. 12

    trained Ho



  13. 13

    Wow, I think that I am gonna vomit. I sort of liked her up until this nonsense. Too bad, her time is up on the fame wagon, so it is escorts de jour from her on out.



  14. 14

    Are you serious, Perez? How does dating two men make her a "ho"? Since when are women not allowed to date more than one man? It's not like she's bragging about sleeping with a different guy each night of the week, but even if she were, that's totally her prerogative who are you to judge anyone else on their sexual lives?



  15. 15

    Why is every woman who is not in a "committed relationship" considered a ho? At least she's being up front and honest. If it's ok to be gay, why isn't it ok to embrace other alternative lifestyles?



  16. 16

    Dating makes her a whore? Hardly.



  17. 17

    Love ya Perez, but you're wrong on this one.. Stephanie is pretty cool. At least she got her shit together and is actually doing something with her life. She's not out doing drugs.. so what if she's dating two guys! I'm sure you've had your hoe moments, Perez! xoxo



  18. 18

    what do you do ?? its not weird honey its called NOTHING.



  19. 19

    She needs to work out on her arse. Too flat! Then she will have a nice figure.
    Now about 2 men hmm…that is different.



  20. 20

    Your hate for people is kind of getting annoying.



  21. 21

    Since Perez is too famous now to keep up with his own blog I want to say eff you to whoever wrote this story. Shes a young girl and if she wants to date three guys at a time she should never be called a ho. Way to channel your cave man DICK !



  22. 22

    i thought she sais she was only pretending to be dumb? she must know that it is not possible to train men



  23. 23

    a fart cloud?

    wow my girlfriends' 8 yr old is more mature than u douchebag



  24. 24

    What exactly is it that she "does" for a job? And, training her man sounds like a family trait. Her brother attempted to "train" whatsherface, right?



  25. 25

    Stop defaming females Perez..it's not a good look on you or your site. Why is she a hoe? Ever thought she's sampling what's out there before settling. As my mother says : You have to kiss many frogs in order to find your prince charming. It doesn't make you a hoe. Don't appreciate you going there….

  26. kcarr says – reply to this


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    Re: PostraFee – you're obviously one..it takes one to know one right? It's either ONE or nothing. But not more than one. Have some decency and respect for yourself



  27. 27

    Wow, so much hate, Perez. Forgot to take your meds for a while, eh?



  28. 28

    Listening to you sperg about people you hate just living their lives is like pouring kerosine on the previously mentioned knives stabbing you, and then lighting a match.

    Also, it's kerosene. Spell check is a handy tool!



  29. 29

    if you don't want a guy that wants to be in hollywood than what are you doing there