But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
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You know, we're in a recession. Folks just got to cut back.
Unless you're Charlie Sheen, in which case you can wipe your ass with money and still be able to pay the cable bill.
A list of the highest earning players on T.V. was released today and as you can imagine, most of these people make more in an hour of television than some people do in a year!
For instance, did you know that Mr. Sheen makes $1.25 million per episode of Two and A Half Men? Doesn't that make you just want to cut him on Christmas morning?
Did you know that Kate Gosselin makes $250,000 per episode of Kate Plus Eight. You can argue that sextuplets can't feed themselves, but in this case, we think your wrong. If she is making that kind of bank, imagine what the kids are getting?
How much exactly does she make? Brace yourself - $315 million a year!
That is INSANITY!
There are tons more actors who make tons more money, but we think we'll spare you the rest. You probably feel poor enough!
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