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Oh my.

If this isn't the most uncomfortable thing we've ever watched, then we don't know what is!

Click above to watch this little girl re-enact what she heard her parents doing the night prior!

LOLs!

Too much! Too much! Too much!

Thoughts??

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  1. 1

    I CAN MIMMICK SOMETHING FAT BOY PEREZ DOES EVERYDAY… COPYING POSTS FROM MTO!! DOUCHE BAG, THIS WAS POSTED THERE LIKE A WEEK AGO. A BIT SLOW WITH YOUR CUT & PASTING, DONTCHA THINK?? JUST SAYIN… SMFH.



  2. 2

    oh god thats so wrong.



  3. 3

    i dunno why but its just disturbing…….



  4. 4

    on ONE HAND, this cute innocent lil girl doesn't know what she's talking about - but then again, I can imagine that there are likely many horrid devil pedos jaggling off to this girl making sex noises… I'm usually not on the fence about schtuff…



  5. 5

    Wouldn't have happened in my house, my parents never had sex. lol



  6. 6

    Re: kle_sam – kle_sam - I usually am the first one to point out racial-funnies and raff and raff… but I really think this video was sweet and did sumfin' good for da blacks… cute family moment with a couple and their wonderful daughter. Funny Trey Songz reference @the end :P



  7. 7

    gross. next time lock your doors you fail ass excuse for parents.



  8. 8

    Is this an old video of Montana Fishburne when she was a kid?



  9. 9

    …I…I…just…holy shit…what do you even say to that!!?

    WHY WOULD YOU FILM THIS!??!



  10. 10

    fucking welfare cases



  11. 11

    lol and they encourage her. wow.



  12. 12

    you know i don't really find this to be funny, at all. its rather creepy and uncalled for. my whole life i never heard my parents having sex, not once, and they've been married 27 years so that obviously explains a bit. my mother was a respectful woman who respected herself and her children and what kind of affect it could have on a child. yes shes what 3? 4? but when she thinks back to this when shes ten… after i'm sure plenty more experiences of this nature, how will she feel?



  13. 13

    wow, really sick for posting that.



  14. 14

    that's nothing compared to a little girl i used to baby sit.. she would straddle the arm of the couch, go back and forth saying in a whisper "oh baby. oh baby." :-(



  15. 15

    What kind of a parent asks their kids to re-enact that?



  16. 16

    Re: kle_sam – Please dont make this into a race thing. Look at as a cute little girl imitating her parents having sex- like any other normal person would look at it as.



  17. 17

    This is a damn shame…



  18. 18

    Bad enough she saw and heard them, then they make her re-live it for them. Pretty sick.



  19. 19

    Perez, you're a complete idiot for posting this shit. I won't even watch it.

    Some things should remain private. That the people involved photographed it is bad enough. That you posted it just shows how weird you are.

    I really can't believe you're stupid enough to post shit like this that no one wants to see anyway.



  20. 20

    that's disturbing



  21. 21

    This is disgusting. I'm ashamed to have even watched this. I can't believe these people asked their child such intimate personal questions about mom and dad.

    Perez, I think you should take this down.



  22. 22

    Oh relax. She's fine. They're laughing and CLEARLY this is a child who is well loved. Her hair is all did, she has a cute outfit on and a stuffed animal, child has her own room, own bed and is adored by her Daddy and Mommy. When she's older she's going to be disgusted because parents doin it IS disgusting. But many kids catch their parents here and there (I did) and grow up just fine. Grossed out but they get married and then they get it.



  23. 23

    ahaha my kid would be doomed with how much me and my bf have sex hhahaha



  24. 24

    oh….wow…



  25. 25

    Wonderful that mommy and daddy love each other. Not so great that they make their child re-enact their lovemaking session and then film it to boot and POST it. What do you think that little girl might possibly be doing when she's a young teenager? I think CPS should be involved. Has nothing to do with race and everything to do with stupidity.



  26. 26

    unbelievable. unbelievable.



  27. 27

    I think its hilarious! I just cried a little.



  28. 28

    funniest thing i have ever seen.



  29. 29

    OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!!



  30. 30

    Re: Atlas5 – Ah, but did your parents ask you what you heard and saw and then filmed it? And posted it for the world to see? And what would you think now if they had? Thought so.



  31. 31

    Get over it people. Sex is a fact of life. Obviously it was not intentional -



  32. 32

    It is not that serious comparably speaking, she doesnt know what shes talking about. And for the very predictable ignorant white person that expected this from black people, i have to just laugh, cuz you have no clue apparently even about your own race cuz i wouldnt want to live in white suburbia and be a meth head.



  33. 33

    "anddd daddy screamed like a girl."

    lmfao. what an adorable child.

    this video is harmless. shes just making noises that she heard. good god lighten up.



  34. 34

    Not cute. Not funny.



  35. 35

    Re: PauMich
    holy shit…what!?



  36. 36

    I saw this about a week or two ago and it's disgusting. How is that shit funny? Ghetto ass parents!



  37. 37

    The worst part is the father instigating it!! There's no need for that!



  38. 38

    why aren't they embarrassed?! And why would they tape this?!! Someone needs to inform DSS.



  39. 39

    is that the bitch from "sittin on a toilet"?



  40. 40

    Re: PauMich – that's called the phallic stage ;)



  41. 41

    OMFG i just laughed sooooo hard



  42. 42

    I find this disturbing. It shows that the parents dont care that their daughter is in the next room trying to sleep. Maybe next time get a babysitter



  43. 43

    Re: kle_sam – What a messed up thing to say, race has nothing to do with this. Ignorant!



  44. 44

    That is just fucking disturbing. The man sounds stoned out of his mind probably rubbing his wood with his hands down his baggy ass pants. No wonder these wastes get pregnant at 12 or 13; they're being raised for sex. This kid will be knocked up by the time she's 12 and the government tells me I can't retire until I'm 70 so I can pay for the little bastard.

  45. MP says – reply to this


    45

    What kind of ghetto trash posts this stuff on the internet for the world to see? I think it's harmless overall and they're a cute family, but they should have kept it private or just shared it with certain family members and friends.



  46. 46

    As if this wasn't already trashy enough, there's still lube sitting on the nightstand.



  47. 47

    Re: kle_sam – This is not an issue of race, it's an issue of parents who should know better. Since you brought up race, I know a white female whose ex-husband is in the navy. When he was away she had an affair and it all happened while her child was in the same bed. Needless to say the father now has full custody. How would you feel if I were to say "what do you expect from white people?" Like I previously stated it has nothing to do with race. My husband and I have been married for 13 years and we always wait till the kids are sleeping or in school before we have our intimate time. The parents have to have some sort of mental disorder for video taping their child doing a reenactment because that is not at all cute or adorable…



  48. 48

    LOL

  49. junk says – reply to this


    49

    sounds like gorillas mating the way she says it hahahaha!!

  50. EMJ3 says – reply to this


    50

    Are you guys kidding me?!?!?None of you EVER walked in or accidentally heard your parents having sex? Ridiculous that anyone thinks this is a case of bad parenting. This has happened to many parents and will continue to happen because kids are sneaky little ones. Just because they fall asleep doesn't mean they always stay that way.



  51. 51

    what terrible parents. it's fucked up that they would let their kid hear them having sex, but to make her talk about it over and over and make it into a joke at her expense is worse.

  52. FMB says – reply to this


    52

    GHETT-TOE Fucking Welfare muthafuckin' TRAILER TRASH. It ALMOST could be a funny PRIVATE story to tell amongst friends, but the fact that you TAPED it and ENCOURAGED her, well don't be surprised when she's turning tricks for crack at age 9. Someone please forward this to child services! PATHETIC!



  53. 53

    Guess someone just learned what it means to "go viral".

    Come on. Its cute. Mom and Dad, Sunday morning? Who among us hasn't been there? … feel sorry for you.



  54. 54

    woooow thats crazyyy



  55. 55

    Re: willsamer – well played. that was really funny



  56. 56

    You guys are a bunch of uptight prudes. Nearly every child has caught their parents having sex. What do you think adults are? asexual robots or something? Sheesh.



  57. 57

    LMFAO! Hilarious! This brings back memories of when I was her age and slept in my parents room in my little crib and I'd wake up to them making "noises" in the middle of the night. haha.



  58. 58

    Kids will be kids. If that's what she heard that's what she is going to talk about. It's not a race thing. Kids are just honest!

    All parents make sure those little darlings asleep before the fun begins.



  59. 59

    Bad enough the child overheard it… DON'T ask the child to re-enact it and then VIDEO it! Awful!



  60. 60


  61. 61

    dis is just tooooooooo lol
    1) her parents shuda made sure she was alseep before they started doing wat they were doing

    2) dis child is sooo naive and hilarious.. she'll learn eventually..



  62. 62

    Only black people would think this not disturbing and "cute". They probably posted this on YouTube hoping to get millions of hits and get money out of it…."Praise the Lord, LaQeifa we're getting off welfare and moving out da ghetto!"



  63. 63

    the fact that she heard it is not so bad. that they talked about it is not so bad. that they filmed it is weird. that they posted it is disgusting.



  64. 64

    Are these people speaking English?



  65. 65

    Oh please all you people saying it's cute and funny and to lighten up are probably black. Yes sex is natural and wonderful, And yes you will more than likely walk in on your parents while growing up, it happens…..BUT having your parents coaxed you into re-inacting the moaning sounds so they can post it in YouTube is straight up ghetto trash



  66. 66

    EWWW! The poor girl doesn't know that, that should have scarred her for life! I would curl up in a ball if I heard my parents doing that. UGH! She doesn't know any better so it is kind of cute but really disturbing at the same time.



  67. 67

    Well, I don't think that the topic of the conversation unto itself is off the wall. A lot of human beings around the globe (and ever since caveman days) have been reared only inches away while mommy and daddy are doing it. Not all humans are raised in 4 bedroom colonials, you know. It is actually good to have open communication with your kids. And if the little daughter heard or saw some heavy duty sex, it is probably better that they all discuss it rather than to leave her to make of it what she will inside her tiny little head. However, we can't "forget" that we're only witnessing this highly intimate family bed sex conversation because someone (in this case, daddy) did "just happen" to have a camera in hand. Think about it. WHY is daddy holding a camera while still half-asleep and in bed (the same bed in which he had just had the sex with mommy which the child is vividly describing back to him)?!!?

    The dialogue itself isn't even the scandal. Its where and when the dialogue is taking place that makes the dialogue weird(-er). The conversation isn't taking place later that same morning over the breakfast table as the child relates what she had heard the night before. Instead, they're STILL IN THE BED where mommy and daddy had just had very deep, wild, thrusting and (according to their daughter) LOUD penetrative sex. Why would you ask your child to mimic the orgasmic moans of the sex you just had in the bed that you're still in?



  68. 68

    omg I remember when I would hear my parents having sex in the middle of the night when I was a little kid.

    I didn't even know what sex was when I was that age! I thought they were just doing 'grown up' stuff :p



  69. 69

    Wow these are shitty ass parents.



  70. 70

    So sad. Leave it to the negroes.



  71. 71

    The fact that the parents find this amusing and are videotaping it scares me.



  72. 72

    Re: Magdalene James – 17 - I'm not looking at it as a race thing and I don't think it's normal. This is neither normal nor amusing, like the parents seem to think it is.



  73. 73

    Re: camaguey – 65 - Agreed. I could barely hear a word that little girl was trying to say.



  74. 74

    LMAO! Awkward as hell.



  75. 75

    Maybe I need to watch this again (but don't plan to), but I don't get from it that the girl SAW her parents having sex– she just heard them. Sometimes adults get carried away and don't know their volume– easy to do when you think the kids are asleep. I not only wouldn't have recorded this, but would've burned it if it was my husband and he recorded my FACE! Don't turn it into a race thing– all races do stupid things.



  76. 76

    Oh goodness. AWK-weird. =[
    And the fact this is on YouTube is a whole other HORSE of a different color!



  77. 77

    Lighten up, people! God, what a bunch of puritans.

    You're all carrying on as if sex is the worst thing in the world. May I remind you this occurred between two consenting MARRIED adults, and their child happened to overhear. It happens sometimes.

    Much better to talk about it and demystify sex and ensure their child sees it as a healthy, natural part of a loving relationship.



  78. 78

    Everybody hears their parents.



  79. 79

    Oh chill out, people. She's just a kid and she doesn't even realize what she's heard. It's completely harmless.
    I think it's hilarious. The parents are handling it fine, and they appreciate the humor of the situation, without wanting to enroll their kid in therapy just ’cause she heard her parents having sex.



  80. 80

    Wow. That is twisted. I hope that kid is removed from the home ASAP. The mother looks depressed and messed up. The father is a total pervert to film and then put this on Youtube. The only good thing that could come of this is if that girl gets put into a house where normalcy abounds.



  81. 81

    This was funny an u have 2 admitt that. btw why are ppl makin this about race, im white and i think its racist to sat its only ghetto ppl. if it were a latino u fuckers call it "nasty wetbacks" an if it were white folks u call it "typical trailer trash"? U people are beyond ignorant sigh



  82. 82

    Oh my god whats wrong is saying"what do you expect from black ppl" wow hats ignorant. The second wrong thing here is thinking that this child is ruined because of what she heard. Sex is healthy! its better than hearing fighting! god chill out, why is everyone so uncomfortable??? I mean posting the vid is going a little far but ppl post stupid shit of their kids everyday that could be taken the wrong way so whatever!



  83. 83

    thats disturbing



  84. 84

    Re: melissilou – Yes, totally agree!What's the problem??These parents love eachother and these things happen with children…All those remarks what will happen with this girl when she's a teenager…come on people….!!!sigh…



  85. 85

    Re: kle_sam – That comment alone makes you as ignorant as the people on this video. Have a nice life.



  86. 86

    why would you film your child telling you that and then put it on youtube?!



  87. 87

    a lock on the door might be nice.



  88. 88

    Man, you guys need to chill out. it's not like the parents were telling her what actually happened, hell she didn't even understand why her parents were making noises. she only overheard the noises. get over it. lol. i think the little girl is cute. though i think they went to far by posting that up on youtube. Everyone in one point in thier life has heard thier parents. I have, and at that time i didn't even know what was going on. I was to young to really know.. kids are very sneaky..



  89. 89

    Disturbing………….let's all hope when the teacher asks this little girl what she learned this summer, this does not come up. Sick.



  90. 90

    This is very disturbing.
    & that father's laugh is kinda disturbing, too…

  91. amp10 says – reply to this


    91

    The fact that a good portion of you who have commented can sit here and have the nerve to insult these people and talk about them calling them trash, and ghetto, and saying that it’s a typical behavior of a black person and even as one stated “Praise the Lord, LaQeifa we're getting off welfare and moving out da ghetto!" - YOU are what is wrong with this world, YOU are the trash. Step back and revaluate YOUR life and what YOUR teaching people (and even your own kids) and then comment on what you think of others. You judgmental racist people are more disgusting than any child making sex noises EVER will be.



  92. 92

    wow. i didn't realize we were still in the civil war? racists. The girl woke up in the middle of the night and heard them.. what do you want them to do? Strap her to her bed and tape her ears? I guess if their rooms are close its bound to happen. but im sure they'll keep it down next time…lol The little girl doesn't know what it means. Thats like half the creepy little kids shows/movies that have perverted messages kids never realize. The funny thing is.. in 10 years this kids gonna look back and remember and she WILL realize.. hahahah



  93. 93

    Oh God, this darling little girl is so innocent. What a shame her parents didn't have a lock on their bedroom door. I should hope they get one now! The little girl will forget over time, one hopes!



  94. 94

    OMG! Well that took care of my uncomfortable laugh for the morning. xD



  95. 95

    P.S there are a lot of people who end up walking in on their parents doing stuff like that. And at least she's obviously too young to understand exactly what they were doing. She's just imitating what she heard and its only us adults who know that they were having sex will pervert it and make it into something wrong. Shit happens yaknow? They just filmed it and put it on youtube because it was cute. In case you guys didn't notice the kid was actually scolding them. 'You were naked and mommy was naked and both of y'all are in trouble.' That's funny right there. Just remember to lock the door next time and keep it down. And for those of you who think your parents never made whoppie with you sleeping in the next room, think again. Just because adults have kids who are old enough to know what sex is doesn't mean they automatically stop having it. They probably had it all the damn time.



  96. 96

    yeah why would anyone record their kid explaining it? Turn the damn tv up next time! its really disturbing. really. really. no really disturbing. poor kid,



  97. 97

    Re: kle_sam – An open-handed slap in your mouth to replace that busted grill you commonly refer to as teeth! That's all!!



  98. 98

    Re: kle_sam – For them to not be child molesters who keep kidnapped girls hidden in their backwoods, underground bunkers. That's all!



  99. 99

    Gross.



  100. 100

    I think it's ok. It was an accident and at least it was HER PARENTS. She will grow up learning that her parents love each other and yes she might think it's gross when she's older but I think she'll look back and laugh.

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