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Lindsanity May Be Released From Rehab Early!

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We don't think this is a good idea, but if the doctors think she can handle it, then so be it!

Danette Meyers, who was the prosecutor in Lindsanity LOLhan's case, revealed that the hard-pAArtying wacktress will probably get out of rehab earlier than her 90 day sentence!

She said:

“My understanding from conversations with Shawn Chapman Holley is that Miss Lohan could be released early from the treatment facility. It is looking as if that is what the health care professionals are going to recommend. How much earlier she could be released I’m unsure of at this point. I will follow what the health care professional advise. That could involve follow up treatment for Miss Lohan, however, it is my understanding that it is looking like the health care professionals will be recommending that she be released earlier than the 90 days Judge Revel previously ordered.”

We hope these guys know what they're doing! It's not like her family's going to be an ounce of help keeping her head on straight!

So sad.

Thoughts??

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36 comments to “Lindsanity May Be Released From Rehab Early!”



  1. 1

    That is complete BULLSHIT!



  2. 2

    Money can buy anything including ealry release. Just proves she doesnt take it seriuously and still has a huge sense of entitlement. They might as well stop wasting their time trying to help her, let her out so she can scre up her life even more.



  3. 3

    I knew it, if she avoided 80% of her jail sentence, even easier to escape from that spa called rehab. Back to business and endangering the streets of California.



  4. 4

    Rehab won't help her anyway… she doesn't even think she has a problem.



  5. 5

    of course-why should she have to face any consequences for her actions-I mean she was once a MOVIE STAR? lol. This whole situation is a fucking joke.



  6. 6

    if she does not have to serve her whole jail time OR her WHOLE rehab time, then that is just ridiculous, and it is the definition of "celebrity" justice,…………………….. Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Mel Gibson, special fuckin' treatment.



  7. 7

    Very good….GO Lindsay!!!!!!



  8. 8

    I wish I was sentence to 90 days of rehab. Just to get away from all this worldly drama. It must be really refreshing.



  9. 9

    If anyone has a problem with it dont say it's special treatment because if the doctors say she's fine then so be it. So those who are ready to scream the "She got special treatment card" then save it, because UCLA Docs are some strict motherfcukers and they know their stuff. I wish Linds a steady recovery :)



  10. 10

    Within seconds of leaving rehab, this idiot will be heading straight to a night club and will start drinking and using drugs. It is a lost cause.



  11. 11

    I hope Lilo dies on the way home from rehab, hit by some drunken gay illegals, on the way to City Hall to get married.



  12. 12

    Who gives a S%#t, she is a waste!!!



  13. 13

    Re: LazaroSi3333 – I could not agree more. Whatever happens it's on her.



  14. 14

    Great, just keep letting her out of everything early. It'll make it even easier for her to treat the whole thing like a joke. Ridiculous.



  15. 15

    WTF!?! UCLA's reputation will go down the tubes on this one. She was an alcoholic long before she was even 21 coupled with being a drug addict. Lindsay must have fooled them into thinking she was capable of doing outpatient rehab perhaps? She probably also told them she is broke and cannot afford to foot the bill which I believe she has to pay for part or most of it. Manipulation is hallmark of an addict's behavior.



  16. 16

    I think it's good she'll leave rehab early. That way she'll overdose sooner!



  17. 17

    oh gee what a SURPRISE i guess that means she can get out and continue being A MESS…next time she's in the news big time its for an overdose!

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    18

    She's an actress. She's acting normal for them. Fools.

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    19

    And why are they messing around with a Judge's orders? There's never anything but wiggling out of things for this girl and her camp of obsequious greedy enablers.



  20. 20

    why not she's completely cured!



  21. 21

    LINZAY RULZS YOU ASSHOLES!! SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS..GOT IT!



  22. 22

    How many times can you say 'health care professionals' in one paragraph, Danette?



  23. 23

    …Great!!!…now she can get out and win that Oscar….she is the best…go Linds….she is a victim here….she was abused by her parents and now she is being abused by the Courts and the media….



  24. 24

    I hope the Judge steps in and enforces the 90 day rehab order. She got off with 13 days of jail time and now is getting out of rehab too??!! What did Lindsay learn from this one? She's an OD waiting to happen… So sad on many levels.



  25. 25

    Re: Tube Steak – Lindsay is an adult. Get over the troubled childhood thing… Grow up and take responsiblity.



  26. 26

    If Brainiac would copy/paste the key components of the articles he steals it would have told you:
    The program is normally only 45 days. If she were to stay in the full 90 days, it would be a repeat of the first 45 days of the program. BUT….it also could be beneficial to her, because the 2nd time you could pick up different stuff that was missed the first time through. They could also work on key areas that weren't worked on the first time.
    The article also said…..at the end of the first program (45 days) the medical prof's decide if the feel its ok for her to leave (as SHC stated) and they bring it to Judge Fox. Then its on the Judge as to whether she is released or stays another 45 days.



  27. 27

    Now why doesn't that surprise me!!! What is the point of going to court to be sentenced when these celebs never complete the full sentence given. 90 days jail…90 days rehab…then this is what she should be doing…the stupid doped-up bitch.



  28. 28

    This bitch is in rehab and we still have to see things about her 24/7. Why???? Who really cares if she is a drugee, an alcholic or whatever, who cares. Let her fall down and break her ass bone. Who cares. It's sickening already to see something about this bitch every single fucking day.



  29. 29

    ok we all knew that the sentence was too good to be true. She can do whatever it is she wants because shes a spoiled little "celebrity". 90 day sentence gets cut down to like 2 weeks, and now this idiot hasn't even spent that long in rehab and she's already in the process of being released. This is disgusting. I am just waiting now until she kills herself when she gets drunk/high and crashes another car or just fucking ODs all alone in a hotel room just like all the other damaged celebrities. I can't wait and I hope she dies soon so her god awful family will finally disappear after they milk her death for every last sympathy penny.



  30. 30

    GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE!!! Where is the punishment as set forth? Where is the lesson learned and the success of Rehab? It's a joke and so is she and her entire worthless family. COMMIT THEM ALL TO AN INSTITUTION INSTEAD OF MAINSTEAMING THESE IDIOTS ON SHOWS AND THE NEWS.



  31. 31

    Big mistake. She's heading for a early grave…



  32. 32

    If they really think she might be ok then so be it but id hate to eb them when she and if she overdoes poor thing!!.



  33. 33

    the sooner she gets out the sooner she can start making trouble again.. oh Lindsay



  34. 34

    Oh for fuck's sake. Why are they going to release her early? SHE WILL NOT LEARN ANYTHING. She needs to be in there for the whole 90 days, otherwise her life will just be fucked up again. She should've stayed in jail, she's a joke.



  35. 35

    Re: Tube Steak – well serial killers were also abused by their parents. At some point it stops being an excuse. There are millions of people who had horrible child hoods but turned into good responsible adults. But if she is always let off easy she is never going to turn things around. By the way, being legally held accountable for your actions, is only considered abuse to entitled bitches :)



  36. 36

    Money can't buy you class…but it can buy you an early pass from Jail and rehab! Ha!