We've Got A Situation Over Here!
He's not going anywhere anytime soon so you might as well just buck up and enjoy the shenanigans of Mike Sorrentino aka The Situation.
Jersey Shore's resident cocky stud knows he has himself a great body and also seems wise enough to understand that this "career" of his won't last for much longer. That's why he is cashing in now, before the juice all dries up.
The ABSalicious guido is coming out with his own workout video called, you guessed it, The Situation Workout. Sitch teamed up with his brother and trainer Jon ‘The Unit’ Manfe to create a regiment that anyone could handle, but that would also result in getting sick abs.
Above is the cover art for the workout video, which sources say we can expect to see this holiday season.
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Tags: jersey shore, mike sorrentino, money matters, the situation, workout dvd
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steroids = a stallone future.
He doesn't even have nice abs! Well sure, he's skinny, but it's a weird-looking 4-pack.
Sitch teamed up with his brother and trainer Jon ‘The Unit’ Manfe to create a regiment that anyone could handle.
Perez, you IDIOT, it's regimen. You're just as stupid as those numskulls in North Carolina that painted shcool on the road. Almost every single post on this blog has typos.
Yeah…aren't his eyes like brown or at least hazel?? Ahh photoshop, you silly liar you…
Wether you like him or hate him you gotta admit he has one hot body! I happen to adore his antics on the Jersey Shore. never fails to crack me up.
I'm never against a good workout. Let's face it though, you're not gonna get his abs in less than 6 months, but whatever makes people move is good with me.
Am I alone here, I don't really think "The Situation" has that nice of a body?? I actually think his abs are those weird steroid abs, and they are in the strangest shape. I mean he's obviously got muscle, I just think it looks so roid-y or something, I just can't put my finger on it. Definitely not anywhere near the caliber of bodies like Taylor Lautner or Ronaldo, etc. Not that great of a body and totally fug face.
1. This reads like an ad.
2. This reads like a poorly written ad. Regiment? I think you mean regimen.
He almost looks good on this cover. He should stop tanning.
I would compare him to Eric Nies. Where is HE today? But, at least Eric WAS hot. THIS guy is nothing but a BUTTAH-face with Popeye arms and chicken legs. He is the LAST person on Earth I would wanna look like…
you can get those abs with a good can of spray tan and some contouring.
this is obviously ps'ed….the real life pics where he flashes his abs don't look like this
totally air-brushed…
he's got a douch-e looking nose like that steve guttenberg from 3 men and a baby.
ew.
He's a tool but he's pretty ripped and he works at it. So why airbrush him?
But-ta Face!!!
he's a butterface! In this case though "Everything looks good but HIS face"!!!!!
Oh is he going to properly show us how to inject roids to get a shitty 4-pack, disgustingly plump and awkward biceps, and a pretty unattractive face?
Everybody go to Scott Herman Fitness, he'll show you how to get a truly fit body.
Plus you'll be supporting a nice guy and not this douchebag.
Wow Photoshop can make people look less ugly… awesome.. he almost looks human here.
Do they have "how to shoot up on roids 101" as a menu option on the DVD?
lost 2 of his 6-pack
SO MANY HATERS!!! Hang in there sitch! and keep makin that money. There are haters everywhere:)
looks like gay porn
He needs a serious nose job and some facial work done. He also needs to grow a little. Noone wants a short shit.