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Death By Krispy Kreme.

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OMFG!

We'll take that with a side of heart attack, please!

Check out the latest reason America is a scary-ass place - a Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger, which made its debut at the Wisconsin State Fair this summer!

The $5 monstrosity - created by Nathan Morrissey of Machine Head restaurant - apparently is a normal cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme doughnut instead of a bun, and is topped with chocolate-covered bacon and clocks in at about 1,000 calories!

YUM! Can you imagine how quickly that shiz sinks to the bottom of your stomach?

We'd probably keel over and die after two bites!

LOLs!

[Image via Brad Vest.]

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90 comments to “Death By Krispy Kreme.”



  1. 1

    that is SICK



  2. 2

    Looks like an asshole.

  3. Dusss says – reply to this


    3

    Ehm… if you look on the internet you find this in a news article from November 2009



  4. 4

    bleh.. disgusting!!!



  5. 5

    The gateway Grizzlies here in St louis have had this in their ballpark for years. Why, imm not sure, but anyway… It was even on Man vs Food. Man, your slow and dumb!



  6. 6

    Do you say "we" because you are fat as two normal people?



  7. 7

    cow-pie



  8. 8

    Oh my days! That's some crazy shizz. That's worse than Scotland's Deep Fried Mars Bars (or Milky Way Bars). How can anyone stomach that or even want to eat it?



  9. 9

    DO US ALL A FAVOR AND EAT 10!!!!!!!!!!!!



  10. 10

    I believe this is a "Luther" burger and has been around for quite a while.



  11. 11

    Please Perez… don't play coy… you used to inhale those things by the dozen…

  12. Ginny says – reply to this


    12

    The restaurant is actually called the "machine shed" not "Machine Head"…we also had 60 things on a stick…..deep fried apple pie, spaghetti and meatballs (yes thats right, on a stick), Mac and Cheese, deep friend s'mores…..oh wisconsin, you never fail to disgust me.



  13. 13

    Blegh! D=

    Do. not. WANT.



  14. 14

    So, after a few drinks I decided to try this burger (however, without the bacon), and it was surprisingly good! It was sort of McGriddle-esque. Don't get me wrong, there is no way I could ever eat more than one and it felt like a rock in my gut later, but it was pretty good going down.



  15. 15

    Will Ferrell was on George Lopez the other night, and Lopez had him eat 8 different state fair foods & judge the best one…he ate this Krispy Kreme/Burger monstrosity and he said it was so good! LOL! He also ate a deep-fried Twinkie with mustard on it, deep fried Coca Cola, and a Pork Sundae. Good TV! ;)



  16. 16

    Gross why would you want to eat a doughnut and a cheeseburger together?



  17. 17

    Love donuts and cheeseburger, but separately. How freaking gross!



  18. 18

    looks tasty as fuck
    i'm droolin



  19. 19

    LATER ON THE FAT LOSERS THAT EAT ALL THAT GO ONTO TV SHOWS LIKE DR. OZ, CRYING TO BE HELPED ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! FUCKING GLUTONS!!!



  20. 20

    Glad to see someone else knows this is from gateway grizzlies, they have served it for years and people love them!

  21. sreyn says – reply to this


    21

    Ok welcome to the party about two years to late they have been doing this for years. Second point they dont make Krispy Kremes in Wi anymore so where are they shipping this crap from>

  22. YUCK says – reply to this


    22

    mmmm, what is the difference between that and other carls jr burgers, they are almost 1k calories too and dont even get me started on chain burgers some have as many as 1300 calories, and dont act all huffy you fat cow everyone knows your fat cowabunga ass was eating shirt worse than this, how else did you get up to 345lbs at your highest weight!



  23. 23

    You, Mario/Perez, call yourself the 'queen of mean'. Who the hell are you insulting with this post? Hot dogs? Dunkin Donuts? When are you going to get back to writing this ALL BY YOURSELF and actually WRITE REAL GOSSIP??????



  24. 24

    That's nasty, but it kinda reminds me of a Mc Griddle. Sweet and salty.



  25. 25

    This was all the rage at a local New England fair LAST year. I did see Will Ferrell on TV try it…it is quite tasty.



  26. 26

    Eat something like that once and you WON'T die. I find it foolish when people get all self-righteous about cholesterol-dripping stuff; it's all about will-power overall if you're worried about dieting… not trying to condemn sinfully delicious, not-meant-to-be-feasted-upon-on-the-daily recipes and sound like that annoying bastard on his/her soapbox.



  27. 27

    Re: Dusss

    Seriously, where is he digging up this old stuff? And why?



  28. 28

    this burger is AMAZING! best new addition to the fair this year! and, it's called the Machine Shed. totally worth the calories!!



  29. 29

    It's Machine SHED Restaurant…there was also a version with chocolate covered bacon.



  30. 30

    the cheese looks kinda burnt??



  31. 31

    "America is a scary ass place" Oh really, fat boy? Your ass is a scary place. Go back to Cuba…pretty please?



  32. 32

    It looks like the Itis from the Boondocks. lol



  33. 33

    so who cares about calories, Americas tap water has flouride(prozac/rat poison) and Mcdonalds Mcnuggets contain freakin silicone.



  34. 34

    What's wrong with you all?! This looks AMAZING…mmmmmmmmmm.



  35. 35

    perez, that is soooo old news. that thing was on discovery channel like two years ago.



  36. 36

    that is so old news. that was on discovery channel like five years ago.



  37. 37

    nasty/!!!!! who the FUCK wuld eat that shit! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  38. 38

    so my coworker and i decided split one of these bad boys during our 8 hour state fair work shift… worst decision i've made in a while… tasted horrible and even half of one made me sick the rest of the shift



  39. 39

    I WENT to the WI state fair and tried this. It is NOT something you should eat alone. However, I did take a couple bites and it was surprisingly delicious. =D



  40. 40

    anyone that ate that besides the fact it looks disgusting would be begging for a heart attack at a early age… what goes into ur body goes into every cell in ur body itdoesnt pass thru and out the other end it goes into ur muscles ur cells ur eyes ur whole body … if u eat this ur cells will be eating this how disturbing is that… absolute death in a box poison poison to ur cells not just this but all take aways



  41. 41

    perez dont kid urself you will probably fly ur fatass over to wisconsin and buy out all stock of these.



  42. 42

    IF PEOPLE SMOKE AND DO DRUGS FOR A LIVING, I DON'T SEE WHY THIS IS ANY MORE DISGUSTING!! ITS ALL THE SAME, IT WILL GIVE YOU HEALTH PROBLEMS!!



  43. 43

    Nathan is my cousin..that is awesome!! hahaa that burger is so funny!



  44. 44

    What's more sad? That's still less calories than a McDonald's meal.



  45. 45

    keel over and die you say? EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT



  46. 46

    Leave it to wisconsin to do this (born and raised and stlll LIVE in WI). Afterall, we need something super greasy to cure our hangovers from all the beer we drink! hahah :P



  47. 47

    At my fair, we have krispy kreme chicken sandwiches. Krispy creme cut in half with a dot of jelly and inbetween that a chicken patty. Its DELICIOUS. (:



  48. 48

    He did not create sh!t because this is The Luther Burger and it has been around for years.



  49. 49

    wow news is so slow youre just googling up old news stories from years ago and reposting those?



  50. 50

    Great. More middle-aged losers trolling around in their scooters. What is it with fat people? You think that at some point on the way up they'd just STOP EATING ALL THE TIME.



  51. 51

    Dont be a hipocrit Perez.. when u were a fatass, I bet you had your fair share of these. yuck!



  52. 52

    yummy



  53. 53

    Puke. Meat and doughnut.



  54. 54

    you are a few years too late. This is old. Moron.



  55. 55

    Well, eat a plate of pancakes with syrup and bacon and sausage and it's basically the same thing. It grosses people out ,though, because there is just something psychologically unappetizing about eating it in form of a "hamburger".



  56. 56

    Re: the real carmen – Please learn a bit about about grammar and spelling before you post. Your writing comes off as idiotic rather than educationally informed. There is no such word as "ur."



  57. 57

    Go ahead,Perez,take the chance!



  58. 58

    you sir, have obviously never spent time in the upper midwest. deep fried pickles, ftw.



  59. 59

    Old news - yawn. I don't like Krispy Creme doughnuts. They are cloyingly sweet and have an unpleasant texture. Ick



  60. 60

    Only in Wisconsin will you find this.
    Along with every edible junk food deep fried and on a stick.
    Deep fried Milky Ways have to be my absolute favorite though :)
    Yum.



  61. 61

    Re: GreenFrog – AMEN GREENFROG!



  62. 62

    GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o



  63. 63

    Also, half of these comments say the exact same thing.
    Do you think Perez is going to apologize for posting "old" news?
    Chill out people, its just a gossip article, not the end of the internet.
    Do you really think that posting the same thing by ten different people is going to make anyone notice you?



  64. 64

    Haha, I live in WI …we have a lot of crazy stuff at state fair…deep fried oreo's are a favorite here in Milwaukee..too bad if I eat anything fried my body dies on me…

    Its kind of gross, but I'm sure there are far more nasty foods out there in the country.



  65. 65

    Do you say that you'd keel over and die after two bites because you're such the picture of health now? LOLZ! You aren't that skinny and you have zero muscle tone.



  66. 66

    It's "event food." It's meant to be unique and enjoyed maybe once in a very great while. If you try to stick with keeping to a healthy diet with portion control there is no problem with an indulgence such as this once in a while. However, if you're a fat ass like Perez and decide you're going to eat one for lunch every day then shame on you



  67. 67

    mario - please take 3 bites………



  68. 68

    That seriously turns my stomach just looking at this… that's horrible and disgusting.



  69. 69

    We had this, sans the chocolate, in Massachusetts last year at our state fair. We called it the "Craz-E Burger". tastes.like.heaven.



  70. 70

    The CA State Fair has had this crap for years… I don't understand. Its gross.



  71. 71

    I feel like puking just looking at it….



  72. 72

    Machine Shed. not Head.



  73. 73

    then eat a whole bunch of them PEREZ!!



  74. 74

    my boyfriend tried that sandwich, and then I took a bite. SO NASTY!!! never again.



  75. 75

    Re: perezstnx – You're*



  76. 76

    Unfortunately I lived in WI for 15 very long, cold years. This krispy kreme meal is just typical of things that people there will eat: cheese curds dyed bright golden/orange and squeak when you eat them, bratwursts that bounce to the floor ’cause the casing is too tough to cut, and anything that can be dipped in batter and deep-fried. BTW, WI has one of the highest obesity rates in the country. (No, I'm not overweight.)



  77. 77

    Paula Deen makes these, you should check out her recipe!!



  78. 78

    Paula Deen makes these, you should check out her recipe!! They have fried egg on them!



  79. 79

    YUM! Can you imagine how quickly that shiz sinks to the bottom of your stomach?

    We'd probably keel over and die after two bites!



  80. 80

    THEN BY ALL MEANS,PLEASE EAT 10 OF THEM..I'LL EVEN PAY FOR THEM



  81. 81

    Fast food restaurants have had 60 years to make food that is both fast and good for us. They've put greed ahead of health.



  82. 82



  83. 83

    The creator is from the Machine SHED, actually… and the food is gross.



  84. 84

    ew thats worse than a deep fried mars bar!



  85. 85

    Ewwww that looks nasty. Chocolate covered bacon WTF? People eat this stuff and then wonder why they have health problems.



  86. 86

    Better version that is really good no joke-hamburger, cheddar cheese and bacon with a Little Debbie Honey Bun as the bun



  87. 87

    its a luther



  88. 88

    old - it's been done



  89. 89

    Re: Norman Bates – Yum. Succulent Glutons.



  90. 90

    Burger Club in Atlanta makes it better. Two KK's instead of just the measly one cut in half.