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Malawian Man Claims To Have Grown Lady Parts Down There!

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Well, this is certainly something you don't hear every day.

A Malawian man has left the world collectively asking 'what the fuck?' with claims that he has somehow developed female parts down where his boy stuff is supposed to be!

25 year old Jali Mateyu believes that after his scorned wife left him when he brought a new woman home, his former mother-in-law cursed him with a second set of genitalia, and can even menstrate!

He says:

“Two years ago I developed strange human flesh on my anus and my wife confirmed to me that they were female genitals but they disappeared. But in June this year they reappeared just between the anus and the genitals. My member shrunk and later disappeared. There were only female genitals. My wife confirmed that they are close to women’s menses. Now male genitals have resurfaced but they are too weak; I can’t perform in bed."

Jali has apparently sought the help of herbalists, who believe that he's been cursed, while medical doctors maintain that what he's claiming is physically impossible!

Out. Of. Control! But has anyone actually checked out this guy's junk to verify whether or not he's telling the truth?!

This one sounds a little too crazy for us!

Thoughts??

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33 comments to “Malawian Man Claims To Have Grown Lady Parts Down There!”



  1. 1

    Sounds like one hell of a 'roid to me!



  2. 2

    Um wow awkward!!!



  3. 3

    I am going to need pictures…we can get to the bottom of this right now!

    CAKE MUCH?

    WWW.BODYCAKE.COM



  4. 4

    what the…?

  5. js938 says – reply to this


    5

    hemorrhoids
    hemorrhoids
    hemorrhoids
    hemorrhoids
    hemorrhoids



  6. 6

    ok!?!?



  7. 7

    wow…whens the last time a case of hemeroids made the news of the world….



  8. 8

    "Celebrity Juice"????…..dude, you have sank to a new low…..



  9. 9

    Hemorrhoid.



  10. 10

    This Malawian man sounds much like our beloved Lady Gaga…



  11. 11

    He's lying. That's impossible.



  12. 12

    My bet is a nasty case of hemorrhoids!



  13. 13

    Sounds like a bad case of bumberries to me!



  14. 14

    Ummm.."menstrate" is not a word. As a copywriter, I am embarrassed by your blatant and reckless errors. You fools need to attempt to maintain some semblance of professionalism.



  15. 15

    WTF? Female genitals aren't on your anus. Pictures. We need pictures hahahaha.



  16. 16

    I want to know wtf are they smoking out there.



  17. 17

    Don't ever bring another woman home, Jali. That bitch shrunk your junk!



  18. 18

    Watch out boys!



  19. 19

    there was a culture at uni i studied where the females some of them turned male on puberty as all feotus are female then like grow to male organs but these didnt until puberty these actually existed but i never heard of a male turning back to female …being the organs are female first then grow to male maybe there is a reversal to shrink the organs back to female but as for the ovaries and menstration i find that one also difficult to beleive



  20. 20

    What is this site, Jerry Springer?



  21. 21

    Sounds like a case of koro to me.

    From wiki:

    Koro is a culture-specific syndrome that is recognized in the fourth edition of Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. The term for the condition is to describe an individual overcome with the belief that his/her external genital—or, in female, nipple—are retracting or shrinking, with fear of that the organ will disappear.

    Alhough the syndrome is rooted in China and found mostly in Southeast Asia, rare and isolated cases of koro are found in people of non-Chinese ethnicity worldwide. Episodes of epidemics occurred in the endemic nations. In a different cultural setting, mass hysteria of genital-shrinkage have been reported in African nations.



  22. 22

    Abracadabra. Watch as I pull a rabbit out of my hat….



  23. 23

    That happens to me sometimes .



  24. 24

    Something tells me he didn't pay much attention in his biology or sex ed class.



  25. 25

    He is a hermaphrodite, just did'nt know it, until now.



  26. 26

    Oh for fuck's sake - dude has been having too much anal and developed hemorrhoids. Wife probably "left" him because she caught him with another man. He's been "cursed" by one really pissed off bitch.
    .
    The lack of sexual education in Africa is astounding. Absolutely unreal.



  27. 27

    it's that african juju ryt there! strange thngs like this happen in malawi at least a couple of times a yr-a few months ago some woman gave birth to wat seemed very much like a rock.doctors came up w some half-assed excuses for it but no one could really explain it.ppl curse each other all th time-especially in the rural areas



  28. 28

    This sounds a lot to me like herpes, actually. Like he got a weepy sore on his perenium.



  29. 29

    i wont believe it until i see it~



  30. 30

    Thanks for one twisted idea for a story!



  31. 31

    Hey Liver-Tits, it's true! It's called the Malawi/Madge Disorder. Madonna has been infected in her arms and they look masculine now (see pics). She's been kneeling down before Jesus every night but there is no cure.



  32. 32

    sounds like piles!



  33. 33

    Someone has got to see what´s going under there……. and take pics! :D