We almost didn't! It took us a few seconds of staring into those eyes of desperation and repulsion before it all came flooding back to us.
You'll be happy to know that while the world has given up on her, Nadya "Octo-Mom" Suleman hasn't given up on herself. No, no. She's just as fame crazy as ever. She has devised a new stunt to get her name into the press again:
Having another baby Writing a book.
Because let's face it, the two hour special and the countless TV spots just weren't enough!
Octo-Mom has written a memoir documenting her life as a mother of 14 and the media frenzy that was welcomed into her life after she birthed octuplets. The book is all finished and ready to be published, but there is just one snag: no one wants to publish it!
Ha! Can you say, "irrelevant", bb?!
Sources say that she is schlepping to all the major publishers with her literary gem, but no one has offered her a publication deal. Or at least, not one that she is happy with. Oh yes, she is still as greedy as ever, despite her depleting relevance. A close source to Nadya says:
“She is holding out because she is not being offered a lucrative deal, and she feel like her personal story is worth a lot more than anyone is even interested in paying.”
That's because no one cares anymore. Hell, we barely cared then. We were all just so high on the Gosselin juice that we were all about the babies. But that time has come and gone and even Kate Gosselin has moved on to other things. Time to start thinking about being a mother, rather than a celebrity.
Cause that ain't never going to happen!!!
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