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Elvira Is Back!

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Cue the Oak Ridge Boys!

In September, the evil 80s icon known as Elvira will be coming back to the airwaves with a new TV showcase show.

The new series is tentatively called Elvira's Movie Macabre and will feature 26 two hour horror films, hosted by Miz 1988 herself. The show will be distributed in syndication by Trifecta Entertainment, who is all but THRILLED to have been able to snag the Mistress of the Dark for their show. The CEO of Trifecta explained:

"Elvira will be every bit as relevant as the first day she burst onto the scene; a beautiful opinionated woman who always delivers just what her audience expects from her. At Trifecta, we take pride in bringing proven and trusted brands to the syndicated marketplace; Elvira is a time-tested and wildly successful brand unto herself and her new show perfectly exemplifies our strategy."

Uh-huh. Okay. You sure you didn't just hire her because we are in a recession, she is kitschy and she comes on the cheap?

Cause that's what we're thinking!

Well, welcome back, Elvira. Lucky for you, poofy hair is back in again! You should have Snooki on your show to thank her!

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22 comments to “Elvira Is Back!”



  1. 1

    You are such a doofus! As if Elvira would have to emulate some pathetic, trashy loser like Snookie. Elvira is a beautiful woman who did a fun show for years. It was entertaining and she became a Halloween staple for 2 generations of women. Why do you have to shit all over anything that you haven't experienced or don't understand? Yuck! YOU are cheap. It's actually quite ironic that a queen like you never heard of Elvira! She's been a gay icon for years!



  2. 2

    Good, glad she's back. Now will someone tell that retarted Oompa Loompa she can brush her hair and go away! Accept no substitutions!! =)



  3. 3

    Aww Whats a matter FatBoy. Every single person in the world is wanted and has a chance at fame. That is every one except you FatAss. No one wants you for any thing.



  4. 4

    FUCK YOU MARIO! Elvira's a legend which is more than I can say for you suck up . What are you so far up Katy Perry's ass you need to talk shit about someone who is relevant? get a life you stupid boat monkey!!



  5. 5

    Haha, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. One of my all time favourite movies. It will be great to see her back again after all these years.



  6. 6

    Elvira is a riot! Im glad to see she's back.



  7. 7

    Sometimes I see her on TV around Halloween, but other than that… no, she's not really relevant anymore…



  8. 8

    Perez, you fat cum-guzzling hypocrite. You praise Snooki for the same behavior you demonize everyone else for. Elvira has never gone away. She has always been an icon whereas Snooki is just a stupid drunken whore who is terrible to fans.



  9. 9

    Re: Thunderbutt
    yes, she is a gay icon since the middle 80's, and i believe that perez didn't wrote this quote, no gay rights militant would have dared to write something so abusive and hurtfull like this, i didn't understand the comparison between the halloween legend and that reallity show star, why did the person that wrote this even mentioned her ?



  10. 10

    Hey, somebody told me vampires were hot right now too. She's so badass. I remember watching those old movies when she was the host (I think it was even called the same thing). My dad and I'd go to the 7-11 and pick up the 3D paper glasses and watch that crap on our black and white tv (we were poor and I'm old).



  11. 11

    Re: Thunderbutt

    Excellent post!!!



  12. 12

    thank Snooki?? are you even serious Perez??? Your pathetic comparing a hot sexy women ( well now old) but still to some sleezy trash wanna be guidette your a joke sometimes.



  13. 13

    Elvira has more going on than Stoopie ever will! She owes no thanks to that one note blunder.

    Your shallow is showing, P.



  14. 14

    All Hail Elvira! All Hail Elvira!!!!!!!!



  15. 15

    Phuck Snooki straightfaced! Glad to see the Mistress of the Dark back! And no one wants to see YOU on American Idol Mario either! Welcome back Elvira!



  16. 16

    Phuck you, Goo Boi.

    Snooki owes Elvira for stealing her hair.



  17. 17

    Loved her



  18. 18

    Loves it!



  19. 19

    Loves it!



  20. 20

    I looooove Elvira!….. Elvira Mistress of the Dark is one of my all time favorite movies its so fkn funny. Everyone should netflix it or something its so good.



  21. 21

    What goes around comes around, Mr. Hilton. There will come a day when a new recession will occur and YOU will be possibly (maybe even wrongly) considered "kitschy" and looking for work. You would be blessed to have Elvira's career longevity.



  22. 22

    Sounds good to me!