Leaked Paramount Memo Brings The LOLs!
Whoops!
Supposedly the Paramount development slate leaked and there are some inneresting projects going down to say the least.
For example there's Dunderheads, which is described as a heist movie with middle-schoolers, "Ocean's 11-year-old," a Hansel and Gretel movie and another flick called My Mother's Curse potentially starring Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand!
Other highlights include Zoolander 2 and Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick about a guy who discovers his prom date is an assassin.
Yikes!
Apparently Paramount is denying that it is not an official document and saying, "It has some correct information and some inaccurrate information."
Thoughts??
Tags: development slate, leaked, lols, movies, oops, paramount
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oooh can we have tim burton direct hansel and gretel with helena bonham carter playing the witch! pleeaassee
For the love of God, the word you want is interesting. Why do you keep saying "inneresting"? Jesus tap dancing Christ. You are what, 32 years old and you still don't know that there is no such fucking word as inneresting? Did you go to school with Fantasia Barrino? Those idiots apparently saw nothing wrong with letting an illiterate pass through school even she sure as hell didn't deserve it.
I believe the Streisand-Rogen project was meant to be called "My GRANDmother's Curse." She's old enough to be his grandmother, isn't she? Meanwhile, like the rest of the studios, Hollywood commits itself to producing more and more crap. No originality allowed beyond this point.
Yes - finally a Hansel & Gretel movie! Hope this part is "correct".
hey remember when you couldve found any of this out year ago on any movie site anywhere? are you gonna post a story soon that saddam hussein was found and that britney cheated on justin? you're worthless. im reading tylderdurden from now on.