Lindsanity Set To Make $1 Million Off Of Her First Post-Rehab Interview!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Legal Matters
Going to jail and rehab will be the best thing to happen to her in quite some time - at least financially!
When Lindsanity LOLhan is released back into the wild later this year, she is expected to make $1 million for her first interview as a free woman with OK Magazine!
Don't spend it too fast, bb! We predict you'll be a hot commodity in the industry again for maybe five to ten minutes!
Let's hope you can somehow get it together and re-build your career once your camp value wears off!
Eh. We'll be real. She'll probably just crash and burn again.
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Tags: jail, legal matters, lindsanity, ok magazine, one million dollars, rehab, relevant, trainwreck
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She barely serves any of her jail sentence, she barely serves any of her rehab sentence and she makes more money for being an addict than most make in ten years. What a f*cked up world we live in.
First?!?!
Your an asshole perez! Plain and simple
Don't be a hater, she will make much more than you in 30 minutes than your many years trying to convince ppl that gay is ok. Right or wrong, she got you beat, butt boy!!!!
The judge should have barred her from making ANY money off her crimes! In the end of all this it will turn out a big payoff for her, more then she has made in years! WOW huge punishment!
Do you know how many guys from 'the Valley' she would have to do in order to get that kind of change … ? ! Before she went to the BIG HOUSE, she was charging $50/pop ! Indeed, how F#*KED up is this world ? ! She is just gonna blow it on BLOW, anyways….
sperm taste good
That should help with her lawyer fees!
Maybe she will spend the money to get her face to look like a' twenty-something' again …..And, deflate those ugly Duck-Lips….unless her fantasy is to go down on Donald Duck @ DisneyLand…..with Mickey & Goofy watching …..
pact with satan or what?
she shoulda bin dead by now.
Fiffteen minutes are waaaay overdone
What a fucking waste of money, that money could be spent on the thousands of children starving on the streets. She will probably just spend the money on blow and booze anyway.
High priced Ugly Whore …….And O.K. is suuuuuuuuuuch a trashy magazine in the U.K. - How apropo that Douchebag is giving her interview with them - Exclusive ! yet ….
Re: Be-Atch – YES! Those lips are HO-rendous!!
HAVEN'T I BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG THAT LINDSAY SHOULD GO AWAY FOR A WHILE, KEEP A LOW PROFILE, AND WHEN SHE COMES BACK SHE WAS GOING TO MAKE HUGE MONEY?!?! FUCK…HOW ABOUT CUTTING ME A %'tage LINDSAY?! REHAB AND HEALING PAYS IN BIG WAYS BABY!!
What can she do to fix her career? Oh yeah, a serious movie about porn!
Well she could pull that Winona bs- that she got all wrapped up in the lifestyle while she was doing research… I hate to say it but we all know which direction her work is headed…in the CRAPPER!
Is it bad that it makes me happy?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Woahh! Publicity AND drug money? This bitch has got it made.
Wow. Bitch reeeeeaaally learned her lesson, I'm sure. Oh well. She'll learn it nice and good when she OD's on the booze and drugs and plastic surgery. Can't wait to see her in her natural habitat, portraying a porn star.
really? making money off being a fuck up? maybe we all should move to LA, get famous by being trashy party people, and make money after our short stints in jail and rehab. PATHETIC
talented new singer vChenay!
Good for her! She deserves the million. most of us are struggling (such as me) but good for lyndsey lohan. she gets rewarded for having a drug and alchohol problem!!! no, mad dog, this is a GREAT world we live in!!!
i feel looney tunes!??!
EVERYONE NEEDS TO MOVE ON.. Shes a good actress that has made mistakes. Who are we to judge? Instead of focusing on her mistakes we need to think about the ones who gave their lives for us…. Seriously!
Im so tired of everyone being so quick to judge. Think about what you did! reporters and all, your not perfect! lets get back to a society that cares about right and wrong, not about someone making a mistake. We all do…
Stop blaming people and move on, honestly its ridculous, the only person you can blame is yourself for being so caught up in her life. honestly, stop putting the blame on everyone in her inner circle. WE ALL GROW UP TO BE WHO WE ARE! are you jealous?
We all are trying to make a name for ourselves, respect the fact that she is a great actress who has done what we all wished,. she has accomplished more than we could have ever imaged, she deserves the respect. Were not perfect, nor is she…. get over it!
We love you Lindsay…..
These comments are truly unbelievable; Lohan may have a mental health issue, may have come from a dysfunctional family, or she may just be an entitled, spoiled celebrity. The REALITY is she is an addict and she needs help. Just as I do with Liza Minelli, Andy Dick, Jason London and others, I hope she gets sober, gets better, and can have a successful life on her own terms. I think everyone on this website including Perez is deserving of that but when we cut other folks down in this manner it does nothing positive to help her or others who are dealing with addiction.
Come On Mr. Perez… NO One Gives A Royal Rip About This Hollywood Ho Wanna BE. Slut… Smut… Well You Fill In The Rest>>>4 Pete's Sake Everyone Knows She Can't Sing Or Act , Just LIP SINC "Trailer Park Trash". , and No More Brittney Spears . PLEASE !!! 2 Peas N a Pod !!! Don't you have anything that is REAL NEWS to report ???
It is fucking disgusting to know that numerous people work their fucking asses off day and night but barely make ends meet, and she makes the money most can't make in their whole life just by committing crimes…The world never ceases to amaze me…
FUCK OFF PEREZ!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING PARASITE!!
We knew this was coming. I wonder what Dina's cut will be.
It doesn't really matter. People like her end up destitute in the end. You can't fix a personality disorder with money. She's a raging narcissist which will end up being her downfall. Actresses have very short lives in Hollywood. Once you hit 30, you're past your prime. Once you hit 40, you may as well be dead. She's only got a few good years left. Let her milk it for all it's worth.
completely ridiculous.
you mean "money she will make off the retards that will actually care to watch it".otherwise someone will lose money.
Anybody knows what the odds are currently in her death pool?
Re: Shaneypoo – I was about to say that, to starving children, to some ecological/animal charity, aids and cancer hospitals/research, even to the oil spill and so many other options, but is going to this spoiled skank who will use it for more drugs and partying instead… just another example of how fucked up this world is. No wonder its all a mess.
Wow. She goes to jail for a week, goes to rehab for a week - which if you think about it, isn't really punishment at all and she gets PAID for it. That's ridiculous!
Disgusting! Get and make a life!
Big deal. If she'd behaved somewhat and stuck to her acting cred guns, she could have been commanding upwards of 15 - 20 million a picture by now. She's selling herself short and lunging at the short term gain. She needs better, and professional advisors if she's ever going to reach her potential. Ship Mom off on a long cruise once she gets things rolling.
Waste of talent.
awesome pay her $1MM so she can go buy crystal meth
werk it whore
What a fucked up world we live in. The interview will be nothing but more lies and blaming everyone but herself. What the fuck will she have to say about jail? She was there for a very short time and had her own cell.
FO,Mario! Why don't you leave Lindsay alone? Or,how about trying to ENCOURAGE her,instead of talking about her,the way you do! Karma is a bitch and you WILL get yours! Hope I get to see it!
The hollywood way, reward people for bad behavior.
Re: Be-Atch – # 6-Are you & Mario related? I bet you're his fucking sister! You both talk shit,in the exact same way! Congratulations,BITCH!
I hope to hell Lindsay proves you BOTH wrong! I'd LOVE to see her stay clean & make a huge comeback. You can both go F Ys!
Re: Be-Atch – You're just jealous that she will make money and you will have to wait every month for your food stamps! Stop making shit up, you whiny bitch! Jealousy will get you nowhere,but Karma will get you everywhere!
Re: Shaneypoo – You,Bitch and Mario! Quite a trio!
Re: DesertChild – # 24-Excellent post! You said it way better than I did! (I tend to get pissed and say so!)
Wonder what the Vegas odds are on her survival
Maybe Lindsay is planning a sequel to "28 days." As if Sandra Bullock doesn't have enough problems!
Substance abuse ALWAYS = FAIL.
No exceptions, without true recovery.
I AM SO MADD!!!
How some celebs get special treatmeant!!
And thats not right
Here is what i think.
T.i went to jail and serverd his full sentence he didnt get out in 2 weeks.
Michael Vick went to jail he served his full sentence he didnt get out in 2 Weeks.!
LIL Wayne is in jail he didnt get out yet!!!):
So how come she got out in 2 weeks.!?
Because she is rich famous and white!!!
I really dont give a freaak if she rot and died in jail she is nothing she gave Up on everything, so we should give up on her!
She really let her self go and
I also think she got out early because the media made such a big deal about It.
They didnt do that with LIL WAYNE, MICHAEL VICK, OR T.I.
So thats all i got to say
But this just makes me really ticked off that she gets all this attention for Commiting a CRIME
The media is making it seem like its ok to drink and drive!!
Not a good example for teenages!!!!!
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