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Looks like someone is taking the failure of her latest album a little hard!

GEESH!

Christina Aguilera has the distinct honor of being this week's New Weekly cover girl!

OUCH!

Not so flattering, bb! Probably just a bad angle though!

Thoughts??

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69 comments to “Porktina?”



  1. 1

    Best diet is liquids one meal and walking everywhere. Drop the car and coke actually will make you fat. #Biofact ;-) xoxo !



  2. 2

    WTF are you talking about? She looks fine in this pic. She's never been a skinny freak…she looks great.

    You are pathetic fat boy.



  3. 3

    Are you fucking kidding me? She is thin.



  4. 4

    considering the picture you posted of her the other day on cocoperez where she was looking normal - its clearly the angle
    and she doesnt even look fat!
    ps - stop with the names - her album is great, youre just pathetic!



  5. 5

    PORKTINA?!?!?! WTF perez.. loose a couple pounds and you think its cool to name call bc a pic is unflattering?… asshole.



  6. 6

    SHE DOES LOOK LIKE SHES GAIN WEIGHT…MAYBE SHE'S PREGNANT AGAIN!!!LOL



  7. 7

    Christina Aguilera is one girl who looks great with curves, she looked so hot when she was pregnant and shortly after conceiving. Her boobs grow to ginormous proportions



  8. 8

    Oh for crap's sake lay off. You must search all day every day just to find one negative thing to post about her. What the frick is NW? Pfftt. I hope someone in the media slams you on a daily basis someday.



  9. 9

    oh get off it perez!!!!! IT'S CALLED AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE AT AN UNFLATTERING ANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  10. 10

    Is this where you're getting your info. and pics from - a rag in the like of the Enquirer? You're a total fucktard fat ass!



  11. 11

    YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD JUDGE ANYONES WEIGHT.
    besides…it just looks like a little bloating in the face..which happens to a lot of girls. she looks fine.
    MOVE ON PEREZ.
    fuckin jerk



  12. 12

    Well, I've yet to see a flattering photo of you Perez.



  13. 13

    Yes my initial thoughts are as follows:

    How you get away with being such a misogynist pig is beyond me.



  14. 14

    she looks fine…you posted a pic of her the other day and she was super skinny. why are you so jealous of her Perez? Perez, you should be the last person making fun of anybody, because in my eyes, you are still morbidly obese. You will always be the lady gaga cock sucking fat pig!



  15. 15

    What is her business wearing a sweat shirt in the middle of summer… unless she is hiding her tum tums…



  16. 16

    Youre a dick



  17. 17

    Wow you are one to talk. Think about it Mario. You still aren't there so don't hate.



  18. 18

    what is everyone talking about that she looks alrite?! haha ya right, she use to be skinny!! and its not a just bad angle! its from the front!!! and if ppl are hating on u perez, why are they on ur site?!get over it chunky ppl lol



  19. 19

    Erm, that's definitely not a bad angle…



  20. 20

    Her worst looking day is better than your best asshole. Shes one of the most beautiful women in the world sorry that the artist u love is an ugly butthole just like u.



  21. 21

    Oh and come on, people !
    We all know she's got great curves, but you're just in denial if you say she doesn't look a little chunkier–there's nothing wrong with that; it happens to all of us and I'm sure she'll be back on track in no time !



  22. 22

    This Christina Aguilera hate campaign Perez has been running for months now is pathetic.
    He single handedly made ATLEAST 1 million Gaga fans hate Christina for over-exaggeration of quotes, sensationalism and a bunch of pitting them against eachother. It's so sad. I hope Christina and Gaga team up together and drop him so he can feel extra dumb.
    Karma is a bitch.



  23. 23

    You're an IDOIT perez. She looks gorgeous as usual. She doesn't look heavy or fat or the least bit overweight.



  24. 24

    For someone who used to be very overweight you shouldn't be calling someone 'porktina' you should know how it feels to fluctuate between weights and should not judge for someone else for doing so. Get over yourself. You are so disgusting sometimes. Your 15 minutes will soon be up as well Mr. Perez. So relax.



  25. 25

    You're one to talk about being fat, Mario, you stuffed pig!!

  26. Bytch says – reply to this


    26

    Wow….. posting a tabloid cover as a cover story on your website??? I think its YOU that fails, Perez.



  27. 27

    I can't believe you're picking on her weight, it doesn't matter either way she'll be a better singer then any of the crap you produce from your shitty label. And it's a bad angle, Christina is super skinny anyway so it's good if she has put on weight it's doubtful though. It's disgusting the way you call her Porktina I hope she punches you in the eye and you cry about it. Karma's a bitch and she is anything but FAT!



  28. 28

    umm if she didnt have that sweater one you would see her small waist and curves..obviously that big ass sweater isnt doing her justice…christina looks better in that horrible picture than you EVER did… "icky poo" lmao look in the mirror sweetheart



  29. 29

    whats your excuse mario, all your pics taken at bad angles?



  30. 30

    Porktina? You are such an asshole with a tiny, tiny dick…..I'm sure your asshole is huge though.



  31. 31

    oh Mario, this is a new low for you. 1st youre not the one to talk about anyones weight. 2nd she look fine. Now since you cant find anything on her. you have stooped this thsi new low even for you…and that saying alot.



  32. 32

    All this hate is prolly because you want money from her so you can STFU or maybe you want to be a part of her tour. Remember ppl how he used to call britney…SHITNEY until she gave him a dumb part in her concert. I can bet you a million dollars she wont be doing any of it. she is head-strong and wont back down Porkhiton!!!!



  33. 33

    Seriously, even if she is gaining weight, calling her Porktina is just plain rude, didn´t you use to be fat asshole? This is why there are so many anorexic and bulimic girls out there, but I forgot you actully support not eating with your fucking t-shirts. You retarded fuck!



  34. 34

    Its also very photoshopped, i saw another version of this photo and it was a bit thinner. But regardless - SHE IS FANTASTIC AND DAMN BEAUTIFUL!! Christina!!! Please go to Edmonton when you next tour!!



  35. 35

    Thoughts??? I think everyone - including you lard arse - should stop commenting on people's weight.



  36. 36

    dude, you can always get a bad picture of someone if you take it from the right angle. there is no way that christina aguilera (who by the way i can't stand) is "fat". You, on the other hand, are a big fat boy who happens to have lost some weight and gets his kicks from criticizing everyone else. get over it. get therapy. YOU WILL NEVER BE AS FAMOUS AS ANY OF THE PEOPLE YOU MAKE FUN OF.



  37. 37

    Porktina?!?!?! You don't EVEN need to talk Perez. Don't forget a few years ago how fat you used to be. We could've been calling you porky, or PORKperez. Sorry, I hate to be rude, but you really didn't have to go there. Besides, a lot of those rag magazines edit a lot of their photos and make the celebs seem like they're bigger or smaller than they actually are to sell.



  38. 38

    SHES NOT FAT!
    your out of line!



  39. 39

    Gosh Perez, why are you so mad at her? Just because she went to one of ur b-day party last year and she didn't want to show up this year and sing you happy b-day now u hate her? get a life fat azz.



  40. 40

    OMFG! This is fucking ridiculous…who read these bullshit magazines. Any one who has common sense knows all this is for pure entertainment which is sad. I'm guessing it's the angle. Christina has always been curvy. Geeze Perez get off her back your not perfect and neither is she



  41. 41

    PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!
    GOOD GOD, HER FACE DOESN'T MATCH THE SKIN ON THE BODY. HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?



  42. 42

    OMG SHE'S SO BIG
    JUST LOOK AT HER LEGS!



  43. 43

    You are truly disgusting. Now that you've lost 60 pounds, you're actually calling people fat? Even if Xtina gained 100 pounds, she would still be better looking and more respected than you will ever hope to be, you flabby, flaming little bitch. You seriously need your teeth knocked out. I hope someday Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Love Hewitt get together and kick the shit out of you for all of your over the top and baseless comments.



  44. 44

    ur the fucking fatass who cant stop eating. even if this is a bad angle, she still is skinnier than u,



  45. 45

    wtf…shes not even fat. who fucking cares if she cant stop eating..SHES STILL SKINNY AND hardly ANY of these douche celebs eat shit..sooo atleast x tina is being NORMAL



  46. 46

    Something is up with that picture…. Her one leg doesn't even have a knee. It's the same size all the way down. Plus twice the size as the other leg. Pics been shopped.



  47. 47

    Bad angle my @ss; I call Photoshop. The color of her head and neck is different than the color of her chest and the placing of the head looks a little off compared to the body - stiff and unnatural. I think they just shopped her onto a whole other body.



  48. 48

    What in the world is New Weekly magazine???



  49. 49

    its obviously a bad angle. considering they made blake lively look huge in her picture as well. these people thrive on making celebrities look bad, christina is gorgeous. Perez stop being such a hater.



  50. 50

    Perez I highly recommend you buy a mirror and eat your words.



  51. 51

    Stop it perez, she perfectly FINE!



  52. 52

    Umm, she looks fine, normal and the same as anyone skinny who puts a tracksuit on! Certain people can not lecture others about weight, just because they've lost a few pounds themselves.

  53. Bree says – reply to this


    53

    I cant believe you called her Porktina. First of all, how fuckin old are you? Second of all, she's not even remotely fat! What the fuck is wrong with you lately Perez? You are worse than ever!



  54. 54

    even skinny people look 'fat' if you take a pic of them in leggings and I mean everyone knows: always take pics from above. the angle here definitely makes her look a bit chubby on her legs but we've all seen the latest pics from christina and she's skinny as hell. plus she's the tiniest person ever. Perez, enough is enough! you get so annoying



  55. 55

    u know who is yo-yo-ing hard? Lady Caca! Yup, u know it, she was dead-skinny in her telephone and alejandro videos, and now, from the pictures you've posted on her tour or whatver, she looks fine, but she gained some weigh, also last year she wasn't that skinny, and when she started she wasn't skinny at all, so voila your queen yoyo, pork head!



  56. 56

    she looks ok to me

    however Perez, every photo I've ever seen of you makes you look like a fat blubbering lard ass…you know the saying? 'Those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'



  57. 57

    IM 5'2 AND 128 pounds so i guess im fat too am i? fucking asshole!! shes not fat its just the angle your pathetic



  58. 58

    I think she looks thin and cute AND I think her album ROCKS!!! It's my favorite one from her so far! I wonder why anyone thinks its sucks? Every song is good except for "Bobblehead"



  59. 59

    She's just wearing a big sweater and the weight gain they are probly talking about in Hollywood standards isn't a big deal to normal people,even ten pounds to the camera is a big deal.I don't like Cristina to much but it's really unfair to call her porktina when she doesn't look fat.I think sometimes they photoshop pictures for a story.



  60. 60

    Knew your pseudo nicess was as fake as your intelligence

    I cant stand your self serving site or shit.

  61. Gorj says – reply to this


    61

    You know it's a bad angle you dumb fuck. You posted pictures of her on Cocoperez.com of her at Boa Steakhouse this weekend in West Hollywood looking fabulous in her blue dress. Wow, you fell so fucking low.



  62. 62

    you're an idiot



  63. 63

    Re: KimmieFROMVA – well said!



  64. 64

    She looks JUST LIKE HER MOTHER, who is a chubby, boring-looking woman! What's happened to Christina…and that unfortunately unattractive husband of hers? They look like…hillbillies.

  65. Dale says – reply to this


    65

    why the hell would you post such a thing? just fueling the fire yet again!



  66. 66

    For the love of God Perez, you are the LAST person on earth who should be calling another celebrity fat. Hello pot, meet kettle…



  67. 67

    IM NOT BEING FUNNY BUT SHES JUST WEARIN BAGGY CLOTHES :S AS IF UR CALLIN HER PORKTINA HAVE U SEEN UR SELF?

    PORKHILTON HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHA



  68. 68

    well actually her thighs do look a bit plump….well plumber than usual….but she's so hot in the not myself tonite video….well thats the problem with short girls they gain wait quicker….and she's really short



  69. 69

    ha ha , Fat ass perez is calling someone a pork? bitch she is till hot when she gains weight , you never are lol !!! Puerca ! Cameguey , you are talking about hillbillies with a name like Camaguey ? Por favor puerca , you are another jealous bitch !!!
    wWith a name like Camaguey we already know you are a fat puerca (fat biatch) ha ha