Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Yeah, us too. Say it with us now: STAGED!!!
Shortly after King Spencer announced he was writing a new book detailing the intimate and
pathetic passionate moments he shared with his Hills co-star and soon to be ex-wife, Heidi announced she was taking legal action against him to stop the book from being published!
Franken Heidi would only tell sources that, "This is exactly why I left him … Right now I'm looking into my legal options."
You know what, we don't even think you two are even broken up! We venture to say that this is all some ridiculous, HIGHlarious and terribly pitiful attempt for more media attention. This whole breakup and feud is as fake as the tits on Heidi's chest.
We're not buying it!!! What else you got???
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