Joe Jonas Got Screwed On His 21st
Joe Jonas wanted a dog…what he got was a James Bond-inspired Omega watch. Lame.
Really, JoBros? You couldn’t hook your brother up on his 21st? Not only that, but if you’re gonna get him a cool watch, is a James Bond watch the best choice? The new Bond movie was canceled indefinitely. Were they just giving 007 watches out at MGM or what?
Don’t fear, Joe. We’ve given this a lot of thought, and we’ve come up with some ideas about how you can keep your irrelevant watch AND get a dog. They are as follows…
-Buy a dog. You’re not living paycheck to paycheck. We’re thinking you can afford this.
-Ask your bros to buy you a dog, even though it’s not your birthday anymore. They’re not living paycheck to paycheck. We’re thinking they can afford this.
-Make things official with Ashley Greene and ask her to buy you a dog. She’s not living paycheck to paycheck. We’re thinking she can afford this.
If you need more ideas on how to get a dog, let us know. We’ll help you wrap your brain around this one, Joe JoBro.
What do U want for your birthday?
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Tags: ashley greene, dog, james bond, joe jonas, mgm
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LOL!!
Was this supposed to be funny? Informative?
Fail.
Adopt a dog don't buy one, douche.
adopt?
RESCUE A DOG!!! ADOPT A DOG AT YOUR LOCAL SHELTER!!!!
Why are all the posts suddenly formatted like this?
-Don't write blogs like this, it's really stupid
-The "advice" given like this is lame & really not funny
-End of story.
ADOPT a dog! Geesh Perez! I'd think you would've thought to post that. You're not living paycheck to paycheck. I'm thinking you can afford this
Please be a responsible social figure and encourage people to ADOPT a dog instead of going out and wasting thousands of dollars buying a dog. And, is it really that hard to carve 2 hours out of your busy life to go to the Humane Society or something like that and play with some dogs? People shouldn't give other people pets anyway - that's weird.
what do i want for my birthday…simple…JOE JONAS!!! ;D
HOW ABOUT ADOBT A DOG!! MANY DOGS OUT THERE THAT NEED A HOME!
how about adoption? Cheaper, and you can get any breed you want. Or save a life and go to the pound.
How about adopting a shelter dog?
Poor Joe! OMG I'm crying so hard for him right now!
Joe love James Bond! he's obsessed! I'm sure he loved his watch its the thought that counts
Why don't you gift him a dog Perez? Adopt one for him.
Really adopt a dog. Me and Joe Jonas have the same birthday and I had a great time.
All the boys are obsessed with James Bond so I'm sure he loved the gift.
adopt a dog!! do NOT buy
james bond is and always will be a great british action hero. i would love a james bond watch
the only bond i dont like is daniel craig cos he's so mardy in it.
STFU. A James Bond watch is amazing! You've got the $$$ go buy your own pup that way you get exactly what you want! or better yet be a hero and adopt! you'll gain more fandom thats for sure… I can see the 13 year olds now… "OMG! LIEK HE'S AN ANIMAL LUVER!" /vomit
In answer to your question, I want Leo for my birthday!
For my birthday, I want JoBros paycheck lolll
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I love u perez you always make laugh hahahahahaha
i rescued my greyhound (:
I want to meet justin bieber cuz he is coming to pittbsburgh on Dec 13th. and im turning 17 Nov 18th.
Used to work at the Humane Society in Charlotte, NC. Shelter dogs are the best; they appreciate being rescued. Can't believe you're advocating buying a dog. ADOPT, dammit!
people being all blah blah blah about the hole buying a dog thing, you do realize you have to PAY for the dog you adopt at the shelter right?! It's STILL buying a DOG! and I also hate whenever people get all RAWR about only getting dogs from a shelter but im sorry ALL LIVING ANIMALS EVEN ONES NOT IN A SHELTER NEED A HOME.
people, people. You have to BUY a dog from the shelter too!!! So it's STILL buying a dog!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO, Even dogs or ANY animal for the matter that aren't in shelters NEED homes too. THEY ALL DO.
Let's not be single minded and only think "POOR PUPPY HE'S IN A SHELTER WHERE THEY TREAT HIM REALLY NICE AND HE GETS FOOD" Is any better then "POOR PUPPY BEING MANUFACTURED BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT ME PROPERLY"
because…guess what, THEY AREN'T.
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL IN WHAT THEY NEED.