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King Spencer To Plague The Literary World With Tell-All Book About, What Else, Franken-Heidi!

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You thought we were rid of him…you were sooo wrong!

Make room next to your copy of How to be Famous:Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture because Spencer Pratt is writing a book, this time riding solo.

Spencer has announced that his tell-all memoir will focus on his years on The Hills and, SURPRISE, his relationship with Heidi Montag. He explains:

"My last book, How to be Famous, didn't make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section.
This one is going to be totally different. I'm not holding anything back."

Oh lord, he's been holding back. We're afraid!

Could you not, Spencer? Seriously, we don't think we can handle a condensed version of your crazy!

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18 comments to “King Spencer To Plague The Literary World With Tell-All Book About, What Else, Franken-Heidi!”



  1. 1

    The only reason we're not rid of him is because YOU keep bringing him back. Stop. Please stop.



  2. 2

    Dear Mr. Pratt. Allow me to tell you a story about the boy who cried wolf. See the moral of the story goes is that this little boy told so many lies that when he finally told the truth, nobody believed him. Sound familiar? You and your wife have told so many lies that nobody knows what is real and what isn't anymore. So i'm sure this will be a great work of fiction but dont delude yourself into thinking that you're last book didn't sell because of the type it was. We just aren't interested in anything you or you're (ex)wife have to say anymore, so please, just fade into obscurity like good little reality stars.



  3. 3

    Oh, he know how to write?

  4. Beccx says – reply to this


    4

    Hopefully his book will tell how he ran Dr. Ryan off the road too.



  5. 5

    I hope he knows how to use a typewriter and xerox machine. No one will publish his drivel!



  6. 6

    Good luck with that Spence!



  7. 7

    I'd read it @ Bares and Nobles just for kicks. Won't buy it though. idon'tbelieveyou, did you leave out the S on purpose? I was LMAO. Shoot, made me choke and everything?

  8. byho says – reply to this


    8

    your the only blogger still writing about this none famous people.. nobody care!



  9. 9

    Sister Spencer sucks.



  10. 10

    stop reporting on these nobodies!! your the only one keeping them relevant.



  11. 11

    That's one book I would never ever buy — it'll be on the 4.00 discount aisle in no time.



  12. 12

    only jesus can help him.
    only jesus

    if hes been holding back, than im w. perez. im fucking scared



  13. 13

    You DO realize that you already reported the fact that Heidi was suing Spencer over this book, right? I think you've got your reporting a little fucking backwards. God you're pathetic.



  14. 14

    He needs to write a book titled "How to be a DOUCHE BAG"



  15. 15

    He can write a book but it doesn't mean anyone is actually going to read it.



  16. 16

    get ready for a cataclysmic upheaval of the universe or at least a meteor shower with boobs



  17. 17

    Is it just me? This guy reminds me of Charles Manson



  18. 18

    Spencer is a crazy mofo and should be put in the loonie bin!