Peaches Geldof and her director boyfriend Eli Roth were assigned a security guard at the airport yesterday, but apparently the guard was drunk!
When photogs started snapping pics of the couple, the allegedly drunk guard grabbed her around the neck and pushed her through the departure lounge!
"Me and Eli just got to the airport, someone had assigned Eli a guy to walk us thru to the lounge, cos there were paps he put me in a crazy headlock, he was totally wasted (drunk) and breathing his wino breath all over me & wouldn't let me go! So weird! I'm not Mariah Carey dude wtf!?
"Eli keeps saying 'What just happened!?' It was like a David Lynch-esque nightmare! Why was he wasted & shouting at airport security!? I wonder who that guy was cos there are about a million photos of me in a headlock!? Weirdest moment ever. I'm pissing myself laughing.
"Eli said 'we need to start a reality show: 'Jersey Shore-Newark Airport Heat' starring him, & Snooki. At this point anything seems possible."
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