Roseanne Running For President!
Check out Roseanne’s announcement that she will be running for both President of the United States of America and Prime Minister of Israel.
For those of you who might be skeptical about Roseanne as a viable candidate for those two positions, we can't blame you. As is always the case, she goes too far, BUT she does make some good points as well.
Here are some highlights of her campaign speech:
“…I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law, the Patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble, as will the concept of war itself, which is largely a large load of bullshit.”
“The people must have justice, and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine - a fast and painless execution of justice, and of execution. There’s simply no kinder way of death than a swift and painless death.”
“All prime ministers, queens, and presidents will be required to fight in the very first infantry wave of any war they authorize. Trust me, this will make for some productive peace talks, people.”
Will U vote for Roseanne?
Tags: bullshit, campaign speech, guillotine, israel, patriarchy, president, prime minister, queens
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Is this a joke?
Hell YES! I would vote for her in a heartbeat after reading that, she makes very valid points. I agree 110%!!!!!!!!!!!
Roseanne is a fucking moron.
If she ever became president, and thank god she will never come near the office, you'd might as well as move. Its one thing to be anti war but its complete and utter ignorance to think that there is never a reason for war. We all know the horrors of war but sometimes its a necessary evil. Regardless of what you think of the more recent conflicts, thank god she wasn't around for WWII. We wanted to stay out of that war and had been good with that and then Japan sneak attacks us. Someone with her point of view would of kept us out and eventually either the Nazi's or Japan would of won, probably after developing a A-Bomb… and they probably would of used it, several times, probably here in the states.
Moral of the story is that when possible we should probably not make war… but there are times when you have to.
I totally agree with everything she said, if only someone would REALLY do those things she says, the world would be a better place.
cut the crap and make things happen, hold people accountable for their actions…
VOTE FOR ROSEANNE!!
Hilarious! She will never win, but she makes some good points.
…Who is she?
It seems like all of the comedic geniuses are slightly mentally disturbed. I love her old show and her stand up but she needs to embrace prozac and let it be her best friend : )
THIS IS THE SAME FVCKING CVNT WHO MOCKED THE NATIONAL ANTHEM THEN SCRATCHED HER PUSZY AS A SALUTE TO THE FLAG. SHE MIGHT AS WELL SEE IF THAT OTHER FVCKING CVNT PALIN WANTS TO RUN WITH HER BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FVCKING CRAZY.
Lol…I like it…Although, I doubt I will vote for her unless she really shows a real in depth knowledge of politics and the issues that face the world
I ENJOY WATCHING ROSEANNE'S OLD SHOWS, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT SHE SHOWS MUCH RESPECT SOMETIMES IN THE WAY THAT SHE SHOULD.
THIS IS NOT A RESPECTFUL THING TO DO. SHE IS RICH AND HAS NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT THIS KIND OF THING.
VOTE FOR ROSEANNE!!!!
Will I vote for Roseanne? Hell no!
Having her as president would make me flee to the Middle East to escape the nuclear bombs that would RAIN down on the U.S.
Good God, imagine her voice at the State of the Union address.
"Madam President, where do you stand on-"
"SHAD AP"
I hate when comedians like her try to be relevant. She is no George Carlin.
No. typical liberal prattle that thinks the bad guys will suddenly stop being bad because you want them to. She's an idiot.
if sarah ran to be vp, why not roseanne? at least roseanne isn't an ignorant idiotic puppet.
umm is this a joke…
Idiot.
I would definitely vote for Roseanne……. to be deported to Afghanistan.
Someone give this hag a doughnut & lock her crazy ass in the cellar. The day that Roseanne Barr becomes the president of the united states is the day I move England!
Her campaign would be inspired and fun to watch. I agree with a lot of what she says here! Go Green Tea Party!
She's a pathetic jew who's desperate for attention.
Roseanne gives the word cvnt a bad name.
lol, no one is voting for this idiot. Except Aquarius71 apparently, who is more of an idiot.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!
When asked what she might have done about the BP oil spill, she scratched her twat and hocked a loogie at the questioner.
Who cares about this bi-polar biotch… crawl back under your rock dumb-ass… you are sooooooooo last century…
My comments making fun of Roseanne were scrubbed!!!!! LOL
She's funny and she makes some points but i think that this is a joke..
Palin was given the VP slot on the GOP ticket, and Rosealle can't be any worse than Obama or Bush, so why not? She's probably running on the Prozac/Lithium ticket.
That's pretty bold!
vote for ru paul
HA! She's joking right? Go away, no one wants you!
I'd vote! =]
Re: Mad Dog – I knew you would get this one. hahhaha I am tired of her fat mouth. Stay home, count your money. If she really had any thing positive to say, or could make a change, or said anything but funny oneliners - someone might listen.
She's not a right wing Christian so she doesn't have a chance. However, if she does, I live close enough to the border to appreciate Canada. If there is any way this twat or her counterpart Sarah Palin would be elected I will begin the process of becoming a Canadian citizen because the USA will be doomed, and Canada will be a far better country if that happens.
Geez when was this filmed… she's all bundled up for winter.
To all of you morons that think "she has some good ideas, made some good points" you all need to be sterilized! She is a damn idiot and all of you who agree with her are all idiots.
FUCK YES!!!! OUT WITH THE DIRTY POLITICIANS AND IN WITH THE FABULOUSLY CRAZY CELEBRITIES!!! ( SCHWARZENEGGER ANYONE?!)
I hope this is a joke otherwise the North Korean, Russian, Chinese and the Arabs will be jumping with joy if the americans send a nasty comedian in the white house. This is the problem of all aspiring dreamer politicians in general, they will say anything and everything which voters want to hear. When they are elected, they forget what they promise once they get all the powers and all the free meals!.
execution is not justice
thats not funny at all
Is this for real or….?
She couldnt do much worse.
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR OBAMA, BUT I WILL WALK MYSELF OVER TO MY LOCAL JERRY LEWIS RECREATION CENTER AND VOTE FORE ROSEANNE BARR. YOU ALL BETTER BELIEVE IT. JUST ON THESE POINTS ALONE, SHE HAS MY VOTE…. I LIKE SOMEONE TO KEEP IT F'ING REAL WITH ME ABOUT WHAT THEY REALLY ABOUT. THAT'S WHY I ALSO LOVE RON PAUL…. WHICH EVER RUNS, THEY GOT MY VOTE, BUT IF THEY BOTH RUN….WELL I'M WITH RON PAUL OF COURSE. BUT IF HE DECIDES NOT TO RUN AND ROSEANNE IS IN THE RACE, SHE GOT ME WITH THIS VIDEO. I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE PLAYING ME LIKE I CAN'T READ AND DON'T HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE. THE COUNTRY HAS GOT TO CHANGE FOR REAL.
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I LOVE ROSEANNE BUT HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY when all your other points are about how you cant trust the law and those who make them.
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THE DEATH PENALTY IS NOTHING BUT MURDER BY THE STATE.
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WHO REALLY TRUSTS THE JUSTICE SYSTEM?
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lol if i was american i would LOL
This is a joke, right?
Who needs war when she's very willing to employ the "holy guillotine". And people cheer from the sidelines. LOL
If she is telling the truth about her policies then YESS!!!!!! This country needs a revolution ASAP
Re: Blinkie4Tinkie – My god, your tired of people playing you so your going to vote for Roseanne? Good god, you got played big time if you bought into her heaping, stinking pile of bullshit… do us all a favor and deport yourself
She's no more wacky than a boatload of teabaggers.
She makes some good points? Really? Where? Exactly where? She is advocating death by guillotine and you are passively approving of it! That is insane.
Hey, Cika #49-
"If she is telling the truth about her policies then YESS!!!!!! This country needs a revolution ASAP"
People need to die by having their heads sliced off, because, you know, we need to stop wars?
So, we can definitely count on your crazy assed vote for death by the blessed and holy guillotine?
You and all of those brain dead sheep like you, make me sick.
They know not what they do. God, help us.
Re: WatcherOne – I support the beheading of all brain dead sheep. People who pay pig-vomit Mario frivolous compliments should be first in line. Anyone who thinks this vapid cow is anything more than a bag of wind would be next. In the words of John Lennon (with slight liberty taken) - Give Beheadings a Chance!
I would vote for her.
Anyone even this crazy would be better than Obama!
She's smart and I like her but I can't forget the national anthem thing. Of course none of this is for real.
lmao, obviously she's not running to win but she is hillarious. Love you, Rosie
This irrelevant bitch is one of those self hating Jews that only the west can be guaranteed to produce.
Re: Broughttoyoubytheletterz – Are you freaking kidding?
I vote for her over Palin, that's for sure. Palin is a crazy Bitch.
The woman is mentally ill. Not much that comes out of her mouth makes any sense at all
I love Roseanne but she should dumb some of this down for the american voters lol