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MORE Douchey Deets On The Speidi Sex Tape!

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We don't know what's more sad and twisted - the fact that this is all going down or the fact that it's probably staged.

The publicity stunt to end all publicity stunts erupted on Friday when Spencer Pratt announced that he was shopping around a sex tape featuring the Real Heidi Doll (apparently footage includes pre and post surgery), and now that the douchebag has the world's attention, he's - shocker - relentlessly talking to the press about every detail!

Spencer claims that he's wanted to do porn since one of his many forays into failure, Princes of Malibu, ended in 2005, and has reportedly captured what he claims is an "entire website's" worth of footage that he's pitching to Vivid head Steven Hirsch for $5 million!

HOLY SHIZ!

He explains:

"When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."

And he's even forced FrankenTittays into an ultimatum! After she met him at a Costa Rican hotel last Sunday under the impression that he was handing over her dogs, the psychotic famewhore allegedly told her that if she didn't ditch the divorce papers and do another reality show about their relationship, he would release these tapes!

He claims that Heidi is "freaking out because she doesn't want to do reality TV anymore" but "you cannot turn off the Speidi machine."

UGH. No, that's possibly the truest thing you've ever said, bb!

And believe us, we've TRIED!

All of this horse shit is so unbelievably staged that it makes us want to VOM at this point.

What do U think?? Would U lose your lunch if the Speidi sex tape saw the light of day??

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27 comments to “MORE Douchey Deets On The Speidi Sex Tape!”



  1. 1

    you claim you've tried to "turn off" the speidi shit, but you do exactly what they want every time…you give them attention and press. If you stopped reporting on ev ery little thing these pieces of garbage did and said, then eventually they would go away. You aren't trying to stop it, you're making it worse.



  2. 2

    perez, can u PLEASE stop reporting on these 2. youre the only one who cares



  3. 3

    Isn't the extortion? And isn't that illegal? Would someone just please beat him.



  4. 4

    Who?
    Spencer who?



  5. 5

    I think sex tapes are a bad idea. BUT, I rather watch the hot Kim K. rather then this dumb blonde and her useless and disgusting Spencer.



  6. 6

    Don't Encourage them.



  7. 7

    is there a reason why you haven't mentioned that Karissa Shannon is in one of the tapes?????



  8. 8

    stop reporting on it Perez. you are only building up his ego and giving him what he want more publicity and by the way who in their right minds goes to Costa Rica to pick and or exchange dogs? Twit and Twat are just on it for publicity and you are giving it to the. so I guess you plus these two idiots are now Twit, Twat and Dumb guess which one you are Perez?

  9. Beccx says – reply to this


    9

    i think the sex tape would be funny as hell. i would watch but only if i could see it for free - which i will. ;)



  10. 10

    These fools are utterly and complete morons. I think they both are in this together. They are addicted to the media fame. The only the thing"Speidi" Will end up doing sabotaging their pitiful lack luster careers- opps did i say careers?
    Heidi Montag is a freak show; for the love god pleas someone tell this woman she is bat shit crazy insane.. Seriously why the hell would you torture yourself with an obscene amount of surgery to look like a barbie doll…Really people you didn't expect to hear something like this? I truly believe that theses people would sell their souls just to keep the fame…



  11. 11

    This Spencer guy……=[



  12. 12

    Thank god for scum bag ex-boyfriends!



  13. 13

    You know, n'est-ce pas, that you are the only one who reports this thing as "staged" ? Trying to look edgy in your… ahem… reporting?



  14. 14

    They both live in LA but go to Costa Rica to hand over the dogs?

    Anything written about these two is utter bullshit and maggots like Perez thrive on this shit. I don't know why you think they are news or why they should be "famous". I have never seen anything they are on, I only know about them because Perez seems to fawn over them.



  15. 15

    She should sue his ass to hell.



  16. 16

    I want to see this sex tape! Spencer is so hot!!



  17. 17

    They were more fun when they were 'married' and pissing off everyone.



  18. 18

    he's been a big asshole since she broke up with him. She's been out of character quiet while he can't stop shooting his mouth off. And how can he claim to still love her if this is true, i dont like her but she really doesn't deserve this. I know she wants to be famous but this is not the way to go about doing it. Those who are famous because of a sex-tape and a semi-famous name are not respected. This is blackmail.

  19. @v@ says – reply to this


    19

    Oh, yeah, one adequate, let alone great lawyer could turn off the Speidi machine.



  20. 20

    Re: cards81 – Get over it. Find a new site if it bothers you so much.



  21. 21

    I wanna see his dick I guess lol



  22. 22

    Who was holding the camera? How can he claim the tape? Heidi should talk with Gloria Allred. Another ?. Is Spencer in the film? Why "Speidi Sex Tape?" Heidi should insist that it be called "Heidi's Choice", thus announcing to the world that she doesn't need meatless Spencer.

  23. JDM says – reply to this


    23

    You really are the only one that cares.
    Stop writing about them and the will fade away.
    You're just as thick as them.



  24. 24

    This story is as fake as Heidi's body. Their fake divorce is getting them nowhere, so this is plan b. Plan c is Spencer's sex tape with Perez.
    Speidi-take a page out of LAUREN CONRAD'S book and get a real career!!

  25. kc729 says – reply to this


    25

    I agree their "fame" is based on the press sites give them. theyre old news n ppl have to stop comparing K. Kardashian to sex tapes, granted she had one she has built her fame in other ways her family has shows yes they have stores she models etc… whats next after a speidi tape? humiliation, ppl laughing at how fame hungry they are and thats it. Its funny how tv has become "reality" tv. what happened to shows we grew up on like dawsons creek, 90210, n so on. Spencer n Heidi are pathetic, fame hungry individuals. She said she had her 10 procedures done bc of self esteem issues. BS! she did it for fame for articles and interviews. Did I wat



  26. 26

    Wow, that guy is actually mad, in the very real sense. And exactly cards81!



  27. 27

    Hey Perez. I just wanted to let you know that 1. I really hate this shit and gossip but 2. I can't help but get into it! Haha! and 3. I really really love you! You're comments and your sense of humor is hilarious! Thank you for brightening my day. =)