Boy, this bitch is so desperate to get on TV, she puts Jeremy London to shame!
If you've been an avid viewer of this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, you know who Kim Granatell is and what a two-faced, raggedy nobody she is. To keep you up to speed, she befriended Danielle Staub's trainwreck weave in order to get on the show. Then, she realized Danielle was as stable as a crackpipe in Whitney's hand, so she tried to get in cahoots with the other broads, but they weren't buying it. So after a big televised blowout with Danielle, she vanished into oblivion, hopefully never to be heard from again.
No such luck.
The bitch is back and this time, she's back with a vengeance of sorts. You know how Teresa Giudice is bankrupt and owes money to everyone and their mother and is having an auction to pay off her creditors? Well, Kim G. is going to be at this auction and she intends to clean house!
According to Kim G., her master plan is to buy everything at the auction, which she equates to crap you can find on a "folding table on Mulberry Street" and then resell the items on eBay for charity.
Ummm, WHAT?! Could you explain some of the logic behind this plan, please?!
No? She's just deranged and desperate?! Okay, great. Moving on…
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