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NJ Housewife Wannabe Wants To Buy Teresa's Junk To Resell!

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Boy, this bitch is so desperate to get on TV, she puts Jeremy London to shame!

If you've been an avid viewer of this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, you know who Kim Granatell is and what a two-faced, raggedy nobody she is. To keep you up to speed, she befriended Danielle Staub's trainwreck weave in order to get on the show. Then, she realized Danielle was as stable as a crackpipe in Whitney's hand, so she tried to get in cahoots with the other broads, but they weren't buying it. So after a big televised blowout with Danielle, she vanished into oblivion, hopefully never to be heard from again.

No such luck.

The bitch is back and this time, she's back with a vengeance of sorts. You know how Teresa Giudice is bankrupt and owes money to everyone and their mother and is having an auction to pay off her creditors? Well, Kim G. is going to be at this auction and she intends to clean house!

According to Kim G., her master plan is to buy everything at the auction, which she equates to crap you can find on a "folding table on Mulberry Street" and then resell the items on eBay for charity.

Ummm, WHAT?! Could you explain some of the logic behind this plan, please?!

Anyone? Anyone?

No? She's just deranged and desperate?! Okay, great. Moving on…

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20 comments to “NJ Housewife Wannabe Wants To Buy Teresa's Junk To Resell!”



  1. 1

    I guess because Teresa's crap isn't worth very much as is, Kim is going to buy it for cheap, then publicize it as being "Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa's" stuff and she probably figures it'll fetch more on ebay. Something like that… I'm pretty stoned so I don't know how much sense this makes but it's also the only time I care about these broads….



  2. 2

    there she is again with her chardonnay and shit breath



  3. 3

    lol wow what a crazy fame whore that Kim G.



  4. 4

    She reminds me of an older trashier version of Jessica Szohr =]



  5. 5

    Shes a back stabbing asshole but there are some fucked up Teresa fans who will actually by that shit!



  6. 6

    Kim G, go back to your hole! old wreck of a hag!



  7. 7

    I was driving thru Franklin Lakes over the weekend and I got SOOOOO ANGRY! As a life-time NJ resident, I am so totally annoyed with all the NJ reality shows that make us look like total low-lifes!!!!!! People, these shows do not represent a majority of us NJ folks - please don't believe them!!

  8. Beccx says – reply to this


    8

    awesome!



  9. 9

    she hella just wants to be on the show. you can hella tell. the way she acts all HIGH and MIGHTY is so annoying and fake. i think she's the stereotypical version of what a rich person is.

    p.s. danielle is psychotic and she needs to be checked in into a mental hospital.



  10. 10

    i hope braco tapes this!



  11. 11

    bravo*



  12. 12

    Just make a donation to charity and skip the drama, already.



  13. 13

    I love how these italians in new jersey and some in New York take the vowel off the end of their last name so 'no one thinks' they are italian. only the paranoid mafioso do this.

    good luck kim granatelli.



  14. 14

    a crackpipe in Whitney's hand???? what a riot!



  15. 15

    I think what she is doing for the charity is GREAT! Why not turn a bad situation into a good one?



  16. 16

    HAMMERHEAD SHARK!!!!



  17. 17

    It's the same thing as you wanting to be on America Idol!!!



  18. 18

    Whos Whitney??????????????????



  19. 19

    Re: tinkerbell42 – OMG - tinkerbell, I couldn't agree more!! I live in Mahwah and HATE what a bad rap these shows give us!! It all started with this:

    "Oh, you're from NJ? Do you know where the "badabing" is? Do you know where the Soprano's house is??" Now, it's "Have you ever seen the Manzos at the grocery store?"

    Please.



  20. 20

    Teresa is a complete moron and a criminal. Honestly, watching her is like watching an ape. I hope karma comes back to bite her. She is incapable of telling the truth and has ripped off everyone in her wake. I stopped watching the show three weeks ago and took it off my Tivo. It is embarrassing that these women act like this, and they should ALL be ashamed of themselves. Andy Cohen - please spare us the pain of putting up with these imbeciles and take them off the air. They bring down your entire network.