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The Situation To Make $5 Million This Year!

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Brace yourself because this may make you ill.

By the end of this year, Jersey Shore's The Situation will have earned $5 million for just being his fist-pumping, GTL loving guido self!

According to source, Jersey's ABalicious wonder will rack in the dough from his show salary, appearance fees and endorsement deals. And the cash flow won't end there! The Sitch is totally banking on his popularity and he is writing a book, releaseing a clothing line, an excercise video and least s not forget, a rap single called The Situation.

With offers to star in tv shows and film, it looks The Sitch could be making a lot more money in the months to come.

Notice how we say months and not years. Really, Mike, take note of that before you get too full of yourself to remember you are just a flash in the pan reality star!

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67 comments to “The Situation To Make $5 Million This Year!”



  1. 1

    The world is truly going to hell…..



  2. 2

    That's probably more money than you have made since 2004 when you started this site Perez….you shouldn't hate on The Situation. At least he's doing something useful with his 15 minutes of fame…



  3. 3

    $5 million is just a start my friends. I'm A lister now baby. GTL for life. I get more attention than anyone at the clubs. My abs are insured for $50 million. Good to be me….



  4. 4

    Truly a disgusting situation. The END must be close.



  5. 5

    This is a nation of low-brow bottom feeders. Who would be stupid enough to pay him to appear ANYWHERE???



  6. 6

    Pretty pathetic that people actually like dumb ass reality stars and will spend money on bullshit nonsense promoted by them.

    There are people starving all over our country people. WHy don't you put your money to good use instead of glorifying these idiots that don't deserve to make $5 mil a year.

    Turns my stomach that people actually like these idiots and the show.



  7. 7

    WTF is wrong with the American culture where the scientists working on cancer cures can barely make their rent and this freaking piece of shit makes 5 million?



  8. 8

    but next year when the longest 15 minutes in history are over he'll be back to make $20,000.



  9. 9

    Too much too fast. Like NBA players, he will blow all that money on bling, cars, poppin bottles, etc….pretty soon we'll see him bankrupt

  10. rev3 says – reply to this


    10

    he deserves every penny!

    much more interesting than these phoney baloney "movie stars" out there today

    what he gives us is the real deal, (stupid , disgusting, and revolting, some might think)
    but you can't make this shite up!

    carry on, sitch!



  11. 11

    I read that Perez made 7 million in 2007. He's written 2 books, had a clothing line, self promoted every chance he gets. It's nice to see young Mike move so fast. He's going on the dance show with Derek Hough next!! Perez wants to be picked as a judge for AI, but hasn't been considered by the producers.



  12. 12

    My 15 minutes of fame just turned into forever. I'm in the history books baby.



  13. 13

    It's disgusting how much schmucks like this get paid.



  14. 14

    World revolves around pop culture. I cause traffic jams. I didn't ask for this crazy life I was born into it with my special genes. Movies next…Gonna rule th big screen. GTL baby!!!!



  15. 15

    I wish this whole lot would go away forever!



  16. 16

    This makes me almost as mad as those idiots on The Hills making bank when they were already rich kids to begin with. This is annoying in a different way… gotta love America.



  17. 17

    We have no one to blame but ourselves…
    how does this douche make so much money? You tuned into his stupid show, that's how
    If it really upsets you, stop watching the show. And the money and fame will go away.



  18. 18

    Am I surprised?? Hell fucking no, this is America, land of the retarded.



  19. 19

    well…there you have it….this speaks volumes about so many different things in our culture…



  20. 20

    seriously? whatever, i mean.. good for him. but what are people thinking, promoting this crap? he has absolutely no talent exept having a good body- if that's even a talent. i don't mean to sound bitter, but i would die of shame if i was him. getting that amount of money for doing absolutely nothing other than being on a "reality" tv show. it's all fake..



  21. 21

    Re: rev3 – this is not real. what the guys in jersey shore and all those reality tv stars isn't real. it's complete and utter bs. it may be entertaining for some people to watch, and that's okay. but it takes absolutely no talent to get into a show like this. these people are just famewhores. seriously, famewhores that want to make some cash out of their fame. and generally, fame for what? being a slut that sleeps around, a jerk that cheats on his girlfriend, a drama queen? i don't think those are good qualities on anyone, but that's what makes these people famous. after a while, it just gets sad. and even sadder when people actually defend them.



  22. 22

    this world is so fucked up..what a waste of money and time. I can't believe someone so worthless is making that much money while others are actually working their asses at a real job….That show sucks. He's prob laughing his way to the bank. Good for him I guess…



  23. 23

    He will make 5 million but still dress like a douche bag



  24. 24

    NOT first P! This is ol' news!



  25. 25

    he is actually a really nice guy and i'm glad he is doing well for himself. the same can't be said for the troll though.



  26. 26

    You know, I worked hard all of my life, went to school, got the multiple degrees and I now have debt. Can u tell me how the "situation" got all of this? is this what the world is coming to? Put me on the dam reality show… I turn myself into a guidette!



  27. 27

    …and I will have to struggle to pay for my kids college-riduculous



  28. 28

    Is this really the society we (and I mean "we" as in America) leave in? Drink, party, whore out, and make big $$$???? What ever happened to hard work? The future frightens me.



  29. 29

    This just makes me want to end it all….



  30. 30

    He does have some nice biceps though.



  31. 31

    Unless he's jerking off on webcam, he ain't gettin' a single cent of my money.



  32. 32

    I'M NOT GOING TO HATE, BUT THIS PRICK IS NOT STUPID!! BUT PLEASE, DON'T GO OFF AND BURN THAT SHIT ON A HALF A MIL LUXURY CAR OR SOME OTHER STUPID SHIT!! ATLEAST GET YOURSELF SOME NICE PROPERTY, A NICE HOUSE THATS PAID OFF AND SET YOURSELF UP IN CASE A FEW YEARS FROM NOW YOU AIN'T BANKING!! AT LEAST YOUR PAD WILL BE PAID OFF, THROW ANOTHER COOL MIL IN INVESTMENTS AS YOUR RETIREMENT, AND SET A BUDGET ON MONTHLY EXPENSES. DON'T FAIL YOURSELF AND BLOW YOUR SHIT IN 3 YEARS, AND BE A HOLLYWOOD DOG BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS AND ANY SORT!!



  33. 33

    Wow the world is ending. Pop Culture my ass. More like exploitation of Italian's. I'm sure the DECENT Italian's are very pleased.



  34. 34

    Any savage can dance. But not all for cash ;-)



  35. 35

    it's called life ISN'T fair! think of all the people that have LESS than you do. you are rich to them.
    at least he's somewhat funny. w/e.



  36. 36

    Re: Joelle Medeiros Lilavois – I can tell you how he got all of this. Pure luck. It's like winning the lottery. That's all it is. Trust me that I know TONS of "The Situation" wannabes….doing nothing with their lives except clubbing/party-going every chance they get. Desperate to get noticed. SOMEHOW. And they never will. Because of every "The Situation" and "Perez Hilton" (i.e. dumbasses who made it big)…there are BILLIONS of dumbasses who NEVER make it big. Exactly like winning the lottery. Pure luck.
    *
    Look, if it makes you feel better…."The Situation" will probably lose all his money eventually. He'll blow it on cars and parties and bad investments. And end up irrelevant and broke and with clinical depression. (Just like a lot of lottery winners BTW). That is, unless he saves the money and makes good investments. But he probably won't. :D



  37. 37

    He HAS to be aware that he's only got a short time to milk it. Anyone long term would realize that pimping yourself out THAT much is going to over-saturate themselves. He'll wear out his welcome in due course, at which point he'll bust out the porn videos like Speidi.



  38. 38

    This is a sad commentary on the state of the USA. This uneducated, illiterate, arrogant, midget has gained notoriety, wealth and status by tanning, lifting weights and acting like an idiot.



  39. 39

    This saddens and annoys me. I've been going to college for six years working towards my MD in Psychology in order to get a decent job and get a good yearly income. Yet, it seems like all I had to do was make my skin orange, creep on skanks, lower my IQ to about 30 pts, and go to the gym in order to make an absurd amount of money. It really shows you what's wrong with the entertainment industry and how much these "stars" are paid. People who actually go to school, work hard all their lives, and have huge student loan debts to pay off have to struggle to stay afloat. Yet, these people act like drunken, disgusting asses on TV, and they get paid tens of thousands of dollars per episode. Man, life isn't fair. I guess I need to start getting used to the idiots always prevailing. Also, for the record, I have never watched Jersey Shore. Therefore, I don't support it whatsoever. I despise such shows.



  40. 40

    Why hate? This is fantastic news, because it means that if HE can do it, WE can do it.



  41. 41

    How much is the teacher making at the inner city school where you live? How much is the fireman who rescued the family from the raging inferno not long ago in your town? What about the cop who stood between the monster who was just five minutes away from beating his woman to death downtown? And we wonder why the rest of the world hates us. F*ck. Too many times I hate us.

    Where can I turn in my ID card for the human race? Surely there is a species with which I would be less ashamed to be associated. Even head lice have more class than some of these people we put on pedestal for the sake of entertainment.

  42. Merab says – reply to this


    42

    Wow.. People will sure "condemn" him for those 5 million…haha…I understand that…
    He is probably not a bad guy, but just half-retarded …well kinda mentally challenged, I would say…
    But if he manages to milk his 15-min. "situation" so well, then props to him. It does not "offend" me like it does many others.
    Of cause, I wish that people with real jobs would be paid more, …But folks! that fame-whore "Situation" does not have anything to do with that

  43. Merab says – reply to this


    43

    Re: ilovejames – hahaha…You were sarcastic,right?



  44. 44

    Re: StarCrunch – Agreed. Decline of America in full effect.



  45. 45

    rap single, really?
    I mean I love the situation but thats redic.



  46. 46

    people r going to pay for this crap??

    maybe they should PAY for PHONICS and SPELLING books.



  47. 47

    Yeah, well, that's great but I GUARANTEE you he's already at least a $Mil deep in debt and won't invest a cent, won't save a penny and will be washed up within 2 years.



  48. 48

    Advertisers are wasting their money if they think the trailer trash watching this show have enough food stamps to buy anything.



  49. 49

    Re: HarleyDexter – - I hear what you are saying, it ticks me off too that some people just get all this money and a ticket to leech off the hard work of others, but that`s just the way of the beast. We live in a capitalistic society and although you have horror shows like this guy, you also have to look at it another way; That really only true freedom today comes thru money and this country really gives the best opportunity to get it. If morons like this can get it why not you? Remember: To make a lot of money only takes two things - Have something people want and that only you can provide. You stay as close to those two rules as possible when it comes to getting money eventually it will pay off.



  50. 50

    He's not even the hottest on the show!



  51. 51

    Re: lakerfan100 – . It's like You read my mind! Its stories like these, that truely make me doubt OUR NATION and the LIKE…..



  52. 52

    More proof this world is insane.



  53. 53

    Why don't you run SPELL CHECK!!!!!! You look like an uneducated idiot. RUN SPELL CHECK



  54. 54

    "Flash in the Pan" is the best description I can think of. He may last one more year, and will disappear, however, we thought Rosie O'Donnell had gone…..drats.



  55. 55

    Proof positive that any complete moron can become rich and famous in America.It also proves that the morons that watch that show and glorify the cast, which in turn helps them become rich and famous, are as pathetic as them.By the way, is anyone in here dumb enough to believe that the idiot claiming to he The Situation(fuck, I almost vomited writing that name)is really him? Didn't think so.Sorry asshole.



  56. 56

    Pathetic that this is what our culture has come down to. Paris Hilton was bad enough. This is an all time low.



  57. 57

    seems like he is counting his money before he has even made it. Really, who is going to buy his crap? And to those who do buy his crap, your an idiot.



  58. 58

    Re: Joelle Medeiros Lilavois – #26 Unfortunately if you want to be like they are you'd have to be a golddigger, an alcoholic whore, butt freaking ugly troll, or some other outrageous freak who was willing to put herself out there like the people on these shows.
    .
    The difference between your education and your hard work is that when you are middle aged you will have the fruits of your labors and accomplishments to fall back on. These people will be washed up alcoholics with failed livers and a myriad of STDs, and plastic surgery who will still try to be relevant because that's all they can do.
    .
    So who will be the fail then? My guess is it won't be you. You probably won't be a millionare but you'll win in the long run.



  59. 59

    Re: HarleyDexter – I see your point there but if you're getting an "MD in psychology" I think you might be next in line for a reality show.



  60. 60

    GOOD! He's smart. cash in now while youre hot, no one will know who you re in 5 years, make your money NOW



  61. 61

    Anyone want to take bets on what his decent into hell will be? Drugs? Gaytroversy? Rachel Uchitel?



  62. 62

    Wow I actually feel flustered :/ not only does this make me wonder if there's truly a God but I also take this as the first sign of the apocalypse.



  63. 63

    Re: MissEvonne – Alcohol poisening(30% chance),skin cancer(65% chance), killed in a bar fight(90% chance)STD(100% chance), death by sheer stupidity(110% chance)This is not just for him, but all of that cast to varying degrees.

  64. 'tude says – reply to this


    64

    sad commentary on the world we live in. seriously. nails on a chalkboard….an understatement…



  65. 65

    Re: Pacific Ocean GalRe: Secret Message – Agree Agree This is a fucked up country!!



  66. 66

    Re: tinyguyincanada – LOL! That was awesome… and so true!



  67. 67

    I am happy for somebody being able to get noticed. Im 36 and never got my chance and never got an open door. Im a pretty good looking woman but I guess not in cards for me and my family. I just want enough money to care for my 8 year old and rest of my family and pets. I am happy for anyone that makes it for the most part. Good luck to you! SureShot