Kelly Bensimon from The Real Housewives of New York is coming to the defense of one of the most controversial housewives in the franchise's history. We don't know what came over her, but we imagine it went a little something like this:
Kelly was home last night, patching up the holes in her strait jacket, when she heard a familiar cackle coming from her living room. She realized she left her TV on and it was tuned to Bravo, as it always is per her contract. A sip of gin and crackle of lightening later, she was settled into watching the finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Riveted was she as she watched the epic showdown between Caroline Manzo and the only other housewife that equals her
crazy brilliance, Danielle Staub. When the credits rolled, Kelly knew she had to do something and quick. So she dialed up the telephone to do an interview and immediately made sure she got on Danielle's good side. She told sources:
"If Danielle gets her own spinoff, I think that’d be amazing for her. She makes for great TV. She’s out of the box and has no inhibitions. It’s not my place to say whether someone has issues or not. I will say she has a lot of fun with what she’s doing. I don’t know what her real life is like, but I honestly don’t think that she’s well matched against the rest of that cast for that show. Still, she definitely is fun to watch. I love seeing her. She has no limitations and that’s great."
You know who would be a super match for her? YOU, Kelly!
Oh em gee! Let's get you ladies together for a spin-off show! It will be like the Real Housewives meets Simple Life meets Intervention.
We'd effing watch!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
[Image via WENN.]
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