HOrrific! Danielle Staub Performs LIVE On Morning Show

8/24/2010 3:30 PM ET | Filed under: Music Minute • Reality TV

This truly brings the LOLgasms!

Check out The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub perform her single "Real Close" along with rumored "girlfriend" Lori Michaels on PIX11 Morning News.

THIS is appropriate programming for morning television?!

HIGHlarious!

Tags: backup dancers, danielle staub, live performance, lols, lori michaels, real close, real housewives of new jersey

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iloveaguilera says – reply to this

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thats reallly bad
YOVANNI says – reply to this

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THIS IS HORRIBLE AND AN INSULT TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. What producer booked this act on live TV?
Brooke Burrington says – reply to this

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I can never take back that 2 and a half minutes…
dgirl424 says – reply to this

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this is a joke right? i almost threw up and shit myself all at the same time. that is the most god awful thing i have heard next to 'tardy for the party'. why the hell are these untalented wretches allowed to make music??
JennyJo says – reply to this

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I'm Real Close to shooting myself in the head after watching that…….
SkipperBarbie says – reply to this

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this is my jam,i'll def. be buying this.
angrysheman says – reply to this

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I bet Danny is beating off to this as we speak
giajones11 says – reply to this

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sucks
Obnoxious_Joe says – reply to this

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Sometimes lip synching is best. Perhaps if they were topless it wouldn't sound a little better.
lisamp says – reply to this

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the dancing….sorta hip shaking….lip synching…..hair flipping….oh god….take my eyes
BlackAvenger says – reply to this

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this is a joke, right????
ariana_3 says – reply to this

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wow. this is horrible!
hahaha
Duder Pooder says – reply to this

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Re: cjbaker – Please swab out your ears with Qtips, listen again, and tell me her voice isn't terrible. You're right though in a sense. It's not terrible. It's BEYOND terrible.
TexasBadBoy says – reply to this

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I never thought that I'd WISH for Lip Syncing because that was painful. Nice to see Ronnie and Vinny from Jersey shore got a dancing gig!
sugarberrymlp says – reply to this

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OH man.. that is horrible. how does she even think she can sing?? WTF??
stayhighj says – reply to this

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man that was one of the gayest dances ive seen ..unintentionally hilarious! spinnin the dude over his head like he was in the wwe..haha
JLOM17 says – reply to this

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U have got to be kidding. My ears are bleeding. Why oh why do people like this THINK they can sing??? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY HER CD???
Rockmelon says – reply to this

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I was actually embarrassed for her. There is so much here to critique that I'll just leave it alone. But I WILL say this. Absolutely horrible! I would rather listen an uninterrupted hour of hearing nails on a chalkboard or see eels slthering around after that first cut.
twihard09 says – reply to this

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Is this bitch for real?
ladylala22 says – reply to this

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there are no words to explain how insanely disturbing this is…
kaitylou says – reply to this

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WTF was that!?!? There are just no words to describe that…….
annnais says – reply to this

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That was like a rejected C&C music factory song from the 90's. Wow, that was really bad!
Ta2dBeautii says – reply to this

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This is like the worst thing I've ever heard…wow…lol…i'd rather watch her dancers
backfire says – reply to this

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Were the Jersey Shore guido's dancing? I laughed. That was like a relative singing out of tune ….how do these people get to do this?
eviiemarie says – reply to this

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this can't be for really?
i kept waiting for ashton kutcher to pop out of now where and say that we've been punk'd….
Jenna_Ralyn says – reply to this

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i am Embarrassed for her. No voice on either did they think that they did. It looks like a crappy side show not national television. What with the Mafia shirt? I do not watch the show but she does not look like a gangster to me.
trixiechk289 says – reply to this

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Uhh.. who cares about her singing…those guys….are silly..
mslaurenliz says – reply to this

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i think i heard my unfertilized babies in my tummy cry… this is ridonkulous times a million. how did she even get a gig on tv
MargaretA says – reply to this

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who thought it was a good idea to let her on the show?!
wackypatty says – reply to this

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She sucked. End of story
chrissyk3 says – reply to this

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LOL wth……..
Loretta Cetina says – reply to this

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This was horrible… she is such an embarrassment, i feel bad for her kids.
I LOVE PEREZIE says – reply to this

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They just let any old crackheads on tv!
Mrs.Devious says – reply to this

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lmfao I can't believe that they allowed her ugly face on TV again !!! it was so bad that literally words cannot describe it. XD..lol her sex tap was better then this..and that was even more horrible..
White Whitney says – reply to this

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That was the worst performance i've ever seen…pathetic. How does she have enough self estime to put herself through that?!
nikitaolas says – reply to this

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It's bad, but not as bad as the songs of the NY & OC housewives.
alypops03 says – reply to this

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lmfao
i don't think I laughed so much all day
this has got to be a joke.
Jeannified says – reply to this

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WTF?!?!? Horrible! She sounded like she was lipsincing and wasn't even sync'ed up! Ugh! How did she get the idea that it was a good thing for her to try to have a music career?! What a joke!
KraziiGuy24 says – reply to this

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Now THAT"S funny! xDDD They're so horrible! how did a Morning show accept to this?!
kitty9 says – reply to this

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My fucking ears!!
Alana Bates says – reply to this

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Apparently by hit they meant you would feel like you had been HIT in the head. It is amazing how people with real musical talent can't get any attention but this woman goes on reality tv, makes a sex tape and acts like a general nut job and gets a record out?
SouthernSara7 says – reply to this

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This whole thing is nothing but a hot mess from the mediocre dancers to the Z list psychopath trying to sing.
MarilynChristine says – reply to this

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What do those awful dancers have to do with this song? And someone needs to explain the outfits that all people on stage were wearing, especially Danielle and her "girlfriend"? Keep it classy Danielle Staub- because you sure aren't showing it.
arichards91701 says – reply to this

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iT HURT SO BAD…i COULDN'T EVEN FINISH IT!
Mobutu_09 says – reply to this

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this has to be a joke? does jafar really think she can sing?!?!?! and Lori Michaels, who is supposedly a singer, sounds even worse!! IDK why this bitch keeps embarrassing herself and her kids
acomcast.netngie says – reply to this

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OH GOOD GOD! What the hell? Awkward everything!
prettylilmiss says – reply to this

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OMG that was awful! I thought it would be like pretty ok, but SHIT! it's baddddddddddddddddddddd! I'm in shock.
hoosierdaddy? says – reply to this

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Spare Me!
Cassielyn says – reply to this

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I can't believe they put that on the air. They should be ashamed. Terrible, terrible voices - they can't sing! Can't carry a tune. It looks very, very amateur. Unbelievably, bad, bad, bad.
oooo00000lala says – reply to this

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wow, is this a practical joke?
ms trudy says – reply to this

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absolutely fucking pathetic …..
perez12345 says – reply to this

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is this serious?
perez12345 says – reply to this

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the "dancing"…the talking to a beat…oh god…all of it…how embarassing.
Gypsy Moua says – reply to this

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""I wanna be close to you…" hahahaha…
cvbiach says – reply to this

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2 words- FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!
This ugly bitch makes me GAG….so full of her self, but Why?? She is a JOKE.
NoYouDidn't says – reply to this

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This woman is f****** nuts!
snowmoon says – reply to this

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wow she sings worse than me and I sing pretty bad
TheRockChick says – reply to this

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This was a joke right??? This cant be real. Holy hell that was beyond bad. She at one point even stopped lip syncing and just moved her hips. And the chick who announced her called Lori ( Lauren ) lol This was a total fail.
Kenneth Stephens says – reply to this

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SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Embarrassing Painful and HOrrific is right!
spenn2 says – reply to this

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oh man, that was truly painful. i don't watch the show that much, but i would die of embarrasment if i were her. ouch.
leborw says – reply to this

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Perez has a learned a new word! Anyone notice how everything seems to be "horrific" of late?
aileperrot says – reply to this

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Now thats a new low for you Perez…come on…now I'll have nightmares for friggin sure! HORRIBLE…..HORRIBLE! Please take it down…please, please, please….
lastonestanding says – reply to this

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So these days the music industry is no longer searching the clubs of inner cities for the next big thing, they're taking Z-list reality stars and attempting to mold them into pop stars? Why? She already has "marketability". A "brand recognition". This is what you get when business people take over the entertainment industry.
ldavner says – reply to this

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i cant sing for my life and i think i might sound better…how can she think that is any good?! then again she is effing nuts..
spazbucks says – reply to this

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I know why I'm so scared! UGHHH
LauranaU says – reply to this

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This witch puts the H in horrible!
Que Bochinche! says – reply to this

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O M G LMFAO.
Que Bochinche! says – reply to this

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LMAO AT THE 1995 DANCE ROUTINE LOL
katy768 says – reply to this

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fml that was painful to listen to.
Real24/7 says – reply to this

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wth was that crap? The money wasted on that could have been donated to a good charity.
tennpaul says – reply to this

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n.j. needs to leave the u.s.a.completeley embarresing.anywhere outside of n.j. these peeps are a joke,and thats why they dont leave jersey.go away.
littlemonster_1 says – reply to this

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that was horrible! i couldnt even watch the whole thing!
Gagalicious_x says – reply to this

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Omg LOVE it! Great dance hit! Gonna be this years #1 anthem for sure! Hope they play this at the clubs some time soon!
WatcherOne says – reply to this

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This is an incredible waste of everyone's time.
Mummy Roderick says – reply to this

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Bwahahahaha
Buster1977 says – reply to this

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Dirty.
nemo8888 says – reply to this

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the only thing that could be worse than that performance , is if that woman is actually getting paid to do it! WTF
Eyes Crying Purple Tears says – reply to this

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This just proves that *anyone* these days can get a record deal. This is just terrible, but a good laugh. LMAO. Oh, her poor daughters. If that were my mom, I'd want to crawl under a rock and stay there.
lifes a B says – reply to this

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WOW MY FUCK!NG EARS ARE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING. MAKE THIS TALENTLESS B!TCH GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GERONOMOFALLS says – reply to this

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I could not even make it past the two minute mark. Horrible, embarrassing, and does she know how to dress her age?
bella_sognatore says – reply to this

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Oh my goodness. That was ridiculous. Did you notice the male dancers physically moving her around the stage? Could she really not remember that little choreo? Ridiculous!
tickle says – reply to this

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that was horrendous! i don't even know why i watched the whole thing.
jenn140 says – reply to this

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Blerg. I couldn't even watch the whole thing LOL
Ayiio says – reply to this

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What the fuck was that ???????
Eagle1 says – reply to this

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Horrible! Sounds like a dying cow in a hail storm!
GlendAsher says – reply to this

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This is awful!!!!! and painful to watch… this chick needs to talk alot of voice lessons and still would sound like crap!
WebFaerieGodmother says – reply to this

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I don't usually go all Spelling Police on folks, but Perez, I think that's spelled "Whore-iffic."

Personally, I found her performance hagtastic. Whoever does her plastic surgery should be shot. Where's Wayland Flowers? This b*tch looks like the 2010 edition - Skankarella Madame. Poor Lori - sweet little girl needs some therapy to find out why she'd settle for this used-up old piece of a$$.

Nothing personal.
BrandiRose says – reply to this

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I feel sorry for the poor woman that had to introduce her!!!
beeziemc says – reply to this

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This tripe makes millie vanillie look like superstars!!!!!!
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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LOL @ her dancers. I wish the gay black one would close his mouth and loose the facial expression. That was the messiest, gayest funniest thing I've ever seen.
Tamica says – reply to this

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thats 2 minutes and 39 seconds of my life i will never get back
kmck54 says – reply to this

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Well, now I think I have to check myself into the ER. THAT WAS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!
AllysonWhite says – reply to this

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she is out of her god damn…
Janusj says – reply to this

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Well, I say good on her!!! There are so called professional artists that have never had the guts to sing evn one note live!
jcrhode says – reply to this

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ladies and gentlemen..
THIS IS THE SHIT WE'RE EXPECTED TO WATCH ON TV FOREVER AND EVER….
get used to it, it's only going to get worse.
Laura Pritchard says – reply to this

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"HOrrific" is about all you can say
FM Queen says – reply to this

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Holy shit! That is SO bad…
Mancunian says – reply to this

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who is she, who told her she could sing, who signed her and who made this monstrosity possible?????
annabc123 says – reply to this

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this is too much to handle. how could no one have stopped this. and the lady "dancing at the end" is to embarrassing to even function. danielle looks like Jafar from Aladin… EXACLY ALIKE ITS SCARY
Camelopardalis says – reply to this

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I feel violated…Somebody find my mommy….just threw up in my mouth…make that bad man and his bad dancers go away!!!!!