Oregon State Lineman Found Nude In Stranger's Home
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Stoopid!
19-year-old Oregon State University offensive lineman, Tyler Patrick Thomas, has been kicked off the team after he was found naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home.
Police received the call early Sunday morning and had to use a stun gun to take him into custody. When he was order to get on the ground, Thomas refused, dropped into a three-point stance and lunged at the officers.
The fucktard was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest. He has since been released.
Tags: arrested, football, oregon, tyler patrick thomas
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LOL he looks like a cross between Lane from Big Brother and Tom Brady..lololol
Straight males break law = stupid, pigheaded, and moronic
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Got it, thanks, Perez
HA HA where were his brothers from the team to look out for him?
The real crime is his mullet.
He should be locked up for that awful haircut alone. Yeah, stick to playing football, your prospects for anything else dosent seem bright.
Re: kooky2 – Agreed!
woof…would love to find a random hot naked drunk football player in my house!!! why does this never happen to me?
Re: kwirkee – In football, it's common for freshmen to be given haircuts by upperclassmen as part of the fun of fall time. Check out Tim Tebow's rookie haircut from NFL Camp.
This kid is a lineman who probably weighs close to 300 lbs. Can anyone imagine the sheer amount of alcohol it took to get him in this condition?!?
Is he somewhat new? Perhaps it was hazing?
What a waste.
I would love to find him naked a drunk in my home
A redneck-cute, totally naked, drunk, totally naked, teenaged college kid of totally naked well-muscled, big jock football beef is found totally naked in one's house? And while totally naked, he's rutting to tackle you?
And this a bad thing?
I don't get it.
(Did I mention "totally naked"?)
Nice mullet!!!
I wonder where they "tased" him
Sounds like a possible prank on him. I think young people who make obvious dumbass mistakes should be shown support after a first mistake. Dumping a guy off a team he probably loves without putting him on probation could possibly erase his whole future, when he's obviously in a bit of trouble already. If he's given a chance or two but continues to mess up, then he'd have to go. These are young people, not experienced adults messing up.