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Rachel Uchitel Wants Tiger's Single Balls

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This lady has some issues!

Rachel Uchitel divulged to a friend that she wants Tiger Woods all for herself now that he is back on the market.

EW!

"I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me," Rachel told the source. "I'd give up everything to be with him again."

Ha. Don't hold your breath, homewrecker!

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30 comments to “Rachel Uchitel Wants Tiger's Single Balls”



  1. 1

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  2. 2

    i can't stand this slut - she's the type of woman (for lack of a better word) that makes some men think they can treat all woman like whores…….



  3. 3

    man hands



  4. 4

    tiger is the biggest man slore in america and she's the biggest slore. they're the perfect couple. instead of having children, they could create new std's together.



  5. 5

    tiger is the biggest man slore in america and she's the biggest slore. they're the perfect couple. instead of having children, they could create new stds together.



  6. 6

    What you had was real sex, honey. If he really wanted you, he'd already be there.



  7. 7

    It's all about the money. She wouldn't even look at him if he wasn't rich.



  8. 8

    She should have thought about that before she lawyered up and extored 10$ million dollars from the man. The only women from 'before' who Tiger would have anything to do with would have to be the ones who kept their mouths shut.



  9. 9

    THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER. I HOPE HE GOES FOR IT SO THEY CAN KEEP ALL OF THEIR SEX DISEASES BETWEEN THEM.



  10. 10

    Tiger ain't touchin' that….



  11. 11

    What the fuck is wrong with her face ? I hope this bitch is happy, helping break up a marriage, there is some bad karma headed her way.



  12. 12

    What would she be giving up - sleeping with the other married men? Interesting he doesn't want any of them in the broad day light.



  13. 13

    She looks like a man.



  14. 14

    Ha, Ha, Ha, now that the divorce is final, Tiger Woods can marry his W$$RE*, Rachel Uglitel and take their BIG SHOW on the road!!! Tiger could play golf tournaments while Rachel will be F/K$$$$G every rich married man on the tour!!! They can be also available for threesomes!!! We want to wish the infamous couple all the worst in their upcoming pervert and sordid venture!!! A perfect marriage made in Hell!!!



  15. 15

    Willing to give up everything-Like your self-respect while he's banging 14 other women?! Elin probably has a clause, in the divorce, that states he can't have any whores around when he has the kids!



  16. 16

    "But he was in love with me"

    Is that why married you? Oh, wait….
    Is that why you were the only (other) woman he was having sex with? Oh, wait…

    There's so much love between the two of you and he'll reach out to you because you have an amazing track record of being incredibly faithful and trustful, and not selling him out to gain fame and money? Yeah….sure.



  17. 17

    Re: Catalpa – LOL! I AGREE!



  18. 18

    She a pathetic little jew that will do anything for money.



  19. 19

    now that everybody knows your a man, you better just forget it !



  20. 20

    Keep dreaming you ugly crosseyed lopsided bag of dirt.



  21. 21

    Delusion, much?
    Let him go, Miss Rachel.



  22. 22

    "I'd give up everything to be with him again."

    Even that tranny look?



  23. 23

    Is she really a he? Manly looking features. Just saying….look at the size of those hands! Me thinks she's a he!



  24. 24

    Deluded much? Yes Rachel, he want's to be with a two bit tramp, who lets him know how she's feeling through the tabloids! And as for what they had being real, I don't think so! Whoring it around while his wife is at home is not real - it's a vacation from real life with a man with a fragile ego! Deluded and stupid! Can it get any worse ;-)



  25. 25

    Janice Dickinson said right after the affair hit the news that Tiger WOULD marry Rachel. Of course that was before all the other mistresses came forward. Will Janice's predictions become fact????



  26. 26

    I din't read it but her puff is so loose



  27. 27

    Lord God jehovah, she's ugly.

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    28

    Her, and the other two or three dozen. She'd have to be able to work and share well with others.



  29. 29

    I have absolutely NEVER seen this ugly skank without her top hanging off one shoulder. Try a new look you pathetic whore. Would any guy trust her to be anything other than a jism receptacle?



  30. 30

    What the hell does she mean "she'd give up EVERYTHING to be with him again"? Does she mean the $10 million she extorted from him after being his (one of two dozen) whore? Money-grubbing pig. And ugly too.