The Gayest Infomercial Ever!

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    Posted: Aug 24, 2010 at 9:10 am / Email this  »

    36 comments to “The Gayest Infomercial Ever!”



    1. 1

      Those fuckers ripped off, SlapChop.. I smell a lawsuit.



    2. 2

      That's Frank DeCaro!! I LOVE HIM!!! He has a radio show on Sirius/XM!! He's hilarious!! Rock on, Frank!!



    3. 3

      is this your new boyfriend, piggie?



    4. 4

      I love Frank DeCaro! I listen to his radio show on Sirius 109 everyday.



    5. 5

      Yummm! I want that guys "salsa" in AND around my mouth.



    6. 6

      Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – I actually think QuickChop came first, before SlapChop or this new HappyChop.



    7. 7

      Gee.. you look good in blue, Mario… you should wear it more often



    8. 8

      chop, chop, chop….omg



    9. 9

      Don't buy this shit!I bought it week ago and it is just not sharp enough to chop.What a crap!!!!



    10. 10

      Re: TidalWave2372 – Ahh good to know, thanks for the info.



    11. 11

      That's was hilarious. I didn't think it was serious at first….



    12. 12

      Re: TidalWave2372 – well actually, i think the one from pampered chef came out before all of them, because my mom has one and we've had it for like 5 years.



    13. 13

      PEREZ WOULD MAKE THIS INFOMERCIAL MORE GAY!! DUDE COMES WITH EXPERIENCE HOLDING FOOT LONGS. TRUTH!!



    14. 14

      It's FREE! (Just pay $9.95 shipping and handling).



    15. 15

      There's a million of these things on the market. Zyliss makes one. So does Pampered Chef. My friend got some generic one from Christmas Tree Shops for $2.99.



    16. 16

      kinda funny, but kinda annoying that you now routinely blog adverts for companies that so clearly pay u under the table for doing so.



    17. 17

      You are seriously reporting on a fucking INFOMERCIAL? You have stooped this low?? There is pathetic and then there is pathetic…
      __________
      Mario…this is pitifully pathetic.



    18. 18

      Sorry conspiracy theorists. I am the one who controls this video from YouTube. I saw it on TV and thought it was so funny that I had to digitize it and share it! I love the Perez has picked it up - and the Frank DeCaro is so hilarious. And I also tagged it as the Gayest Infomercial Ever! So you can't blame Perez for any of it. I love removing comments from haters on the YouTube page. And for the love of god, it's from the same freaking company as SlapChop - it's target marketing! Clue.



    19. 19

      happy chop yayyyyyy!!!!



    20. 20

      this guy reminds me Perez
      How much did they pay you to post this commercial on your website?



    21. 21

      this commercial has been out for awhile, nothing new



    22. 22

      Re: xcalibur – Good point, but I seriously doubt he gets laid at all all, I mean just look at him.



    23. 23

      You and this guy would look great together, not sure if he would like you though.



    24. 24

      Re: allyyyyy – yeah we bought a pampered chef chopper from my cousin a long time ago but we had this other one called the zyliss at the mall way before the pampered chef had one



    25. 25

      does anyone notice that you have to chop your stuff up before putting it in the chopper??? this is so stupid !!



    26. 26

      i want a happy chop ;-)



    27. 27

      Is this a real thing?? This is the slap chop!!



    28. 28

      "If you like a little fruit or even a big one." Ha, ha, ha.



    29. 29

      I love to see grown men cry



    30. 30

      You are the Gayest ever Mario! jerk



    31. 31

      @ No Talent Blogger–not if it was said in reverence and respect, and/or the actual lived experience of being gay. We all hold many different standards, and our position in the world does influence and define the meanings of what we say.



    32. 32

      oddly enough that guy is not only better looking than you his voice and outfit are less vomit inducing



    33. 33

      it's been out forever, at least in Chile, my country



    34. 34

      this is so old



    35. 35

      Is this a real commercial? Hysterical!

    36. Ayiio says – reply to this


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      "When you love a little fruit ……or a big one "

      Is he talking about him ?

      Vince >>>>this fat fruit

      and wow this is exactly the slap chop