Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
That sounds effing disgusting!
The Situation received a $400,000 signing bonus to be the spokesman for the vodka company, Devotion.
And the reason they want the juicehead involved is because the booze contains a clear protein called Casein, which increases lean body mass and decreases body fat when accompanied with a weight training program.
WTF?! Have an actual protein bar! This can't be doing the Jersey Shore any favors.
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