Let’s recap what’s happening up in good ol’ Alaska: Levi Johnston knocks up Bristol Palin, their engagement goes south, Levi poses for Playgirl, gets back with Bristol for a month before it ends once again, and is now starring in a reality show about running for mayor of Wasilla.
This meat cake is stretching his 15 minutes of fame wayyyy too long.
And he’s just getting started. He made his first campaign stop at a gun store just a day after declaring his candidacy. His camera crew followed him around while he played politician and shook hands with his main voter base — gun-owners.
Levi also talked up the shop owner about hunting. According to sources, though, he hasn’t gotten a chance to get out and shoot any Dall Sheep (his favorite animal to hunt) lately.
WTF? Sheep? Who the hell shoots sheep for the fun of it? Psychotics, that’s who.
The one consolation is that he does live in Alaska and can’t easily get to the rest of America. We just feel sorry for anyone who lives up there…and also those poor, poor sheep.
[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]
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