Ugh! Once Again, Michael Lohan Has Something To Say!
When Lindsay Lohan stepped out into the hot El Lay summer sun yesterday upon leaving UCLA Medical Center, we imagine she felt a brief moment of blissful freedom. In that moment, all her problems were forgotten and all of her mistakes forgiven.
But her happiness is to be short-lived, as her father continues to infest the world with his rampant verbal vomit. And of course, all he can talk about is his "concern" for his famously distraught daughter.
Upon her release from rehab yesterday, Michael Lohan started making the rounds to his friends the press to share his relief that she has gotten help. Michael told sources:
"God bless her. Lindsay has been through a lot and I give her a lot of credit…Hopefully, Dina will do the right thing and finally get on the same page as me, because if we were most of this wouldn't have happened in the first place."
That same page he is talking about is family therapy, something that Michael has been pushing for awhile. We assume it's because VH1 wants to air it as a mini-series.
Michael blabs on that Dina has "failed miserably" with their daughter but that "we have both caused this situation with our daughter and we need to fix it together as parents."
Well, you're half right on that one, Mikey. You both did fail miserably as parents, more so than any other famous parents in recent memory. However, by no means should either of you be put in a position to "fix" Lindsay.
She needs to be surrounded by people who couldn't give a shiz less if she is famous or not, who cares only about Lindsay and nothing else. Judging by how you and Dina like to fame-whore yourselves out at every turn, you don't fit the criteria.
Let's just hope Lindsay sticks to her guns and never speaks to this douche again. (We sure wish we didn't have to hear from him too!)
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Tags: fame whore, haus of lolhan, pathetic, rehab
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Lindsanity Spent A $hizload On Rehab!
You don't have to hear from him you stupid fucking homo. It's people like you that keep this scumbag going. Here's an idea. If you truly are disgusted by him, which i'm not sure you are, then stop posting his dumb ass comments and media whoring on your site. If you and other dumb fucks like you would just stop giving him the time of day, he would dissapear.
YOU KNOW PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT HE HAST TO SAY. HWEN YOU PUBLISH EVERY ONE OF HIS WORDS, IT'S NO WONDER HE FEELS OBLIGATED TO BLAB. SO WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND STOP POSTING ON THAT DOUCHEBAG!
Quit posting this crap - so he will go away!
Thank God,Lindzay …(my innocent,precious,angel of a daughter) everyone know how much I love you and will always be there for you.(Except your witch of a mother) I know I haven't been there for you in the last 24 years.But I am by your side now.How many movies do you have lined up now?Not only will I be a loving father,We will fire your agent and I will take ouer.It's for the best.It's shows my love for you! Excuse me a moment!…..hey little girl would u like some candy?sorry for the interuption.I was just helping that litte girl.She looked lost. So where were we!!!
What do you mean Michael Lohan is only "half right" on the statement that both he and Lindsay's mother "failed miserably?" You can't possibly mean that Dina didn't fail as a mother to Lindsay! I Dina paying you off or something?
I know Michael Lohan reads everything anyone ever writes about him, so I just want to say, Muchael Lohan, SHUT UP.
The best fix for Lindsay is to divorce her parents and sever all ties. She's an adult so she really doesnt' need them legally or in any other way.
Hey Michael- TIME IS UP FOR YOU!!! You had 18 years to be a parent…you failed…please do the world a favor and not any anymore…
What the fuck does he mean?? It was court ordered.. She had NO CHOICE. She wasn't getting out of jail or rehab.. He is such a fucking tool bag.
Michael Lohan can go to hell !
In my opinion, he ought to only focus on fixing himself, starting with his continual crossing the line embarrassing public diatribes.
Yeah, 'do the right thing' and do what HE wants. They haven't been a 'family' for fifteen YEARS. Something's broke. He should go away on a 10 year cruise.
You know, Perez, since there's so much dirt on Michael Lohan, why don't you actually track some shit down? You know…be a legitimate reporter. LET'S SEE…he's been accused of taking pictures of at least two women while they were sleeping (and for some reason, they're not talking…SAY! Why don't YOU go look into that?!), and smacking around every woman he's ever dated. Heh…do NOT make me come to Hollywood and do your damn job for you, son.
Why do you post everything he says then?
Michael is fine. Leave the guy alone. LL is a big girl now that Ucla declared she is not a drug addict or sick. If she wants to keep partying is entirely up to her and not her family. I still think she should have gone into the priso minister's program because it has to be a spiritual issue now that het problems are not mental or physical. Jesus will bring her though if she would only let him. However, only Him knows what it will take to accomplish that. Only time will tell for all of us ….
You may 'hear' from Michael Lohan, moron, but you don't have to post what he says! Why do you think he keeps contacting you idiot bloggers? Because you ALL give him credibility by providing the venue to air his comments. Big fucking DUH! So…..until you start ignoring him, SHUT THE FUCK UP.