A Sad & Pathetic Plea From The Octo-Mom

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For the last few days, a slew of names have been tossed around as contestants for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

You know who really, really, REALLY wants to be on the show? The Octo-Mom!

And guess who really, really, REALLY doesn't have a shot in hell of getting through the front gate of the lot, let alone being asked to dance on the show?

But even though she isn't even on the producers short list (she actually falls somewhere above Alexis Neiers and below SaMANtha Ronson), she still has her lawyer, Jeff Czech, attempting to get it done.

Jeff is telling sources that she is in "top physical shape" and has a "strong interest in dance." Obviously, that is all the incentive ABC needs to hire her right?!

Our apologies Miz Octo, but your time has passed. Besides, they already had Kate Gosselin's stretched out uterus on last season and she didn't do so well. The ship has sailed.

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    Posted: Aug 26, 2010 at 8:00 pm / Email this  »

    24 comments to “A Sad & Pathetic Plea From The Octo-Mom”



    1. 1

      Yea, but how many contestants can actually give birth during a Rumba, just imagine the look on Len's face?



    2. 2

      Go get a real job parasite.



    3. 3

      Go mate with Charlie Sheen.



    4. 4

      JUST AS SAD, LIKE THE ONE YOU MADE FOR AMERICAN IDOL.



    5. 5

      SAD HUH?! THIS SHIT REMINDS ME OF YOUR "SAD & PATHETIC PLEA" TO BE AN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE MARIO!! SORRY, BUT WE ALL SAW YOUR PATHETIC AND POST-CONTESTANT COMMENTS WHICH WHERE VERY UNPROFESSIONAL AT MISS USA 2009. SORRY MARIO, THAT SHIP SAILED BECAUSE OF YOU!! FAIL!!



    6. 6

      …But…That would mean she would be put in a dress… if she made a sudden movement like a twirl, would the audience hear a whistle?



    7. 7

      OMG she is so disgusting, I can't keep my lunch down. Hideous and repelling, gag, I'm pukin'.



    8. 8

      I'd love to see her on the show

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      Am I the only one who thinks Oksana and Octo-mom are twins?



    10. 10

      jesus….why are we allowed to praise and help Kate Gosselin make some moey off all of her kids and everyoe is persecuting this woman for trying also. what did she do that was so bad, she obviously loves her children and should be given a chance as well. she is doing it with no "man" help at all. But everyone is all for Kate G - whis is a BEOYTCH by the way!!!) and that new show with the "latin" family that has multiple children too!! sorry but i dont get it. I say give this woman a chance so she can support her children!! seems people are persecuting a woman who hasnt created alot (or enough) of DRAMA for everyone for her to make some extra cash. This is not fair.



    11. 11

      Take care of your fucking kids!



    12. 12

      Everyone hates this woman so much yet she hasn't been a media whore or unlikeable bitch like Kate. Nadia takes care of alot more kids and I think someone should give her a break. She is desperate for money and works round the clock to take care of all the kids. Why is she so evil yet the family with twenty kids and all the others on tv get a break?



    13. 13

      Re: backfire – TRUE. However, people don't like her because after already having 6 kids, decides to have more knowing she can't support them, so guess who foots the bills? Tax payers! Kate already had her life going, but that dick of a Jon flipped for some reason.

      I still would like to see Octo-mom on the show and maybe future ones. At lease she's trying to work for her kids, give her a chance!!



    14. 14

      She is no worse than some of the other duds they've booked so far. Put her on. Every dollar she can make on that show is one less her poor parents and the rest of us needs to shell out.



    15. 15

      Re: d77 – No you are not. You took the words right out of my thoughts! Spot on.



    16. 16

      Re: dee deee – I sooo agree. I don't know really why everyone hates her so much. I think she actually much more entertaining and loving towards her children than Kate! I heard how much money Kate is making per episode, per speaking engagement, made 500k for dancing with the stars, etc. This has gone beyond her wanting to support her children. She could quit today and they would all be financially set. She is now no more than a fame whore. A fame whore with a chip on her shoulder and she is a liar. So I say give Nadia a chance. I think she is a much better option than that very bitter woman!



    17. 17

      Hey. That was a funny post. Nice job, Perez!



    18. 18

      What a sight!



    19. 19

      Re: dee deee – I agree with you but the thing about Octo Mum is that she comes across as bat shit crazy. She has a very peculiar way of talking, begins to laugh like hiyena for no apparent reason and begins a sentence which comes to an abrupt halt mid chatter as she talks about somenting completly different. She is not media friendly or appealing. Oh and she denies she has had any form of surgery, tummy tuck for sure. And those lips. No one trust her, she is vague and a proven liar. Oprah tried to help. She gave her a platform on national tv to reach out to the viewing public and Nadia blew it. She knowingly wanted to be famous and she thought multiple births were the sure ticket to fame. It backfired, poor children, they are the ones that should recieve sympathy, not Nadia, unfortunately!



    20. 20

      Yeah… sad and pathetic is you constantly trying to get your name in there for Idol. Basically, sad and pathetic sums up you and your desire to be famous. Get and talent and then come back, you parasitic slug.



    21. 21

      Re: gossipygab

      My, my….jealous of Katie? I can't stand Kate either, but she must have something that appeals to the public. Octo? Just plain pathetic and disgusting. Revolting. NOBODY told her to DELIBERATELY have FOURTEEN KIDS she can't support. We, most of the public, do NOT have to watch her on TV….we just do NOT like anything about her!



    22. 22

      I want her to stay home and be with the children that she wanted so badly. The State of California will be subsidizing the children no matter what. They will always be taken care of and she will always have the State and Federal government's help. They are not going to starve. So she should be the mother that she says she is. Read to them, cuddle with them, giggle, play games, etc.. Or her version - stuff food in their mouth, slop them like hogs, squeeze their faces, scratch em up with long nails, let their heads flop around without support, drop them, let them stomp on each other, let them walk around with a poop filled diaper because the nanny was busy and she sure wasn't going to change it.



    23. 23

      Re: d77 – you made me laugh!



    24. 24

      THIS IS A KATE WANNA-BE…. FORGET IT!!! THIS WOMAN ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A BATH. KATE'S ASS MAKES THIS WOMAN A PRETTY FACE!