Bristol Palin To Star On Dancing With The Stars! Suck On That, Levi!
Oh Em Gee! This season has so much dead weight attached to it! Where are the ACTUAL celebrities, ABC???
In a twist that no one cared to see coming, Bristol Palin has been announced as one of the contestants on the coming season of Dancing With The Stars.
While Levi Johnston freezes his ass off trying to get Wasilla to vote him mayor, Bristol will be attempting to sashay her way into the hearts of America!
Why do we feel like this whole thing was planned out in Sarah Palin's kitchen one frosty Sunday morning a few weeks ago over a coffee and some moose munchies?
Britsol, make sure you dig into your momma's arsenal and perfect that wink, fist-to-chin bump! That sure made your mom look appalling adorable!
Oh, also, prepare yourself for when Levi goes to The Insider to complain that your dancing has taken you away from Tripp and now you are an unfit mother. (He learned that trick from Jon Gosselin!)
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So far, it looks like dancing with the stars will be a bunch of missfits and losers, and a few douch bags. Should be good for laughs….
Wow, what a coup for ABC. The only times I've watched this awful show were when Kate Gosselin and Kelly Osbourne were on it. I will definitely watch while Bristol is on the show. All the drama with her mom showing up to watch, drama with Levi and I'll bet she sucks at dancing, too. Can't wait to watch.
You have to be a celebrity to be on "Dancing with the Stars" right? What the hell is she famous for being the daughter of the biggest insult to women in politics ever?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!! She is not a star! She is a dumb ex- Governor's "who cut and ran", kid who got knocked up in high school. She has done nothing in her life that should have her labeled as a "star".
omg dwts, I am a true loyal fan, please tell me this isnt true. PLEASE say it aint so. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we having a shortage of "stars". Bristol Palin is not a star and I cannot imagine what the producers are thinking. Are they trying to get the show canceled? Do they want the the network to tank??
The show should be renamed "Dancing with the Losers"
Here I thought they were scraping the bottom of the barrel with Kate Gosslin……amazingly, they have scraped even further. LOL
ugh … that is really scraping the bottom of the ratings barrel
I wish all of the Palins would get the fuck out of my face!! She isn't a STAR so why the hell is she going to be on?? Are they that hard up??
I want them all to go to Alaska and bury themselves in a fucking igloo and stay there once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would rather see Levi Bodine shake his baby maker on DWTS than watch Bristol clop around the stage on her big hooves!
The show is called Danicing with the Stars . . How is she a "star"? Only thing she is famous for is getting knocked up. PATHETIC!
bla bla bla my heart is with levi and his cute ass in playgirl..whoot whoot
I agree with that last paragraph Perez. It's coming and it's about as subtle as a trainwreck!
If TV wasn't so bogged down with reality shows featuring people who have no business being on tv to begin with, watching shows like Dancing with the Stars might be more tolerable. For every one decent television show with real actors, there's 5 bullshit reality shows with nobodys.
She is a "star" now? Let's see, she's famous for being the daughter of a lady who ran for vice president…. and being a teen mom. I wouldnt call her a freakin' STAR.
I guess they have a different definition of star than I do!
Previous seasons of DWTS have featured redneck hillbillies (some animal torturing rodeo guy), disgraced Republican politicians (Tom Delay), Neo-con pundits (Tucker Carlson), selfish, controlling harridans hell-bent on over-populating the world (the Dreadful Gosselin Woman), and now the spawn of Sarah (as in Keith Olbermann's catchphrase) 'That Woman Is An Idiot' Palin.
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Is this is lowest-common-denominator ilk the 'middle America' you are trying to appeal to?
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Seriously, DWTS, are you TRYING to alienate educated and progressive viewers?
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I read that the fabulous HAL SPARKS is going to appear next season as well, and I hope this is true, because while I've been a fan of this show from the beginning, I am not watching anymore if you keep shunning the OTHER real Americans.
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I was hoping Levi would do it. Anything to see Levi in tight pants and shirts that barely cover his chest
Bristol is only famous for being a slut
How is she a "Star" so much as just some spoiled rich brat that got knocked up?
Next seasons tabloids: Bristol Palin impregnated again.. with twins by The Situation. The look on Sarah Palins face would be classic.
Bristol is as far from "star" quality as you can get, but producers aren't stupid. She WILL pull in the viewers and up the ratings. She is an example of what middle America seems to hanker for these days.
Don't worry - she'll quit before she's finished half the season (she is her mother's daughter).
And her and Sarah call LEVI a famewhore????
i have no interest in watching anything with any Palin.
Since when is Bristol Palin a star?? DWTS has got to be kidding. No way do I care about this girl, her baby or her MOMMY!! yuck yuck yuck… I really hope they rethink this one.
Well, this is where basement sex (or is it abstinence?) will lead ya.
Isn't America WONDERFUL!? :O)
SHE. IS. NOT. A. STAR.
I can't STAND these people! Thanks a lot, John McCain!
WTF…. She isnt a star! She is just a stupid slutty teen mom who doesnt know about birth control…. And she seriously calls Levi a fame whore and claims she and her mom aren't fame whores?????? This family is the biggest group of hypocrites I have ever seen. Disgusting, she loves to milk it for its worth just like her worthless piece of shit mother and her dumb ex boyfriend
Bristol is a pig and can't be trusted
She rips Levi Johnson a new one for seeking fame and putting himself out there. Can you say "Hypocrite?!!!!!" This fame-ho gaggle of snowbillies needs to do everyone a favor and go back to Alaska and stay there.
UGGGGHHHH This season is getting worse and worse and worse.. I didn't realize this was turning into Dancing with the Reality Stars… I honestly thought they couldn't get any worse with that moran from Jersey Show, now they are adding this idiot… Well, I guess I won't be tuning in.. I've already voiced my displeasure to Tom B… hopefully more people will do the same.
This fan will NOT be watching DWTS for the first season since it began. There were some questionable "stars" on last season, cough*Kate Gosselin*cough but having Bristol on the show along with some of the other losers they've already lined up makes me want to hurl. The show has definitely scraped the bottom of the barrel this time.
it just amazes me how people get famous in this country for making bad life choices. why are these people "famous"?? please explain…
The palins are like a bad fart that just won't go away. Its as if someone farted in a car on a hot summer day and rolled up the windows and lock the doors so you can't get out. just fucking go away. P.S levi do porn already.
Dancing with the STARS??????? What a joke. What has this country whore done besides spread her legs in high school and get preggers. I can't believe what is happening in the used to be great United States of America. I think that everyone has gone completely mad. Its not good people. Not good at all.
She's cute, and it will be fun to watch, but who's the Ricky Hollywood now?
Every year they come up with more and more pukes. Next year, and let's hope last year, it will be snookie. How can it get any worse than that??