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J. Lo, The Suburbanite!
LOLs!
Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony recently moved to a mansion in Hidden Hills, CA and In Touch is reporting they were interviewed to become members of the local Sherwood Country Club!
And they REALLY tried to look the part.
An insider reveals:
“J. Lo showed up looking like Jackie O and Marc was wearing some ridiculous preppy style outfit — it was like they looked up what people wear to country clubs and then tried to imitate it. She did all the talking — Marc barely said anything.
“It seemed clear that he didn’t want to mess up, like it was really important to her. Jennifer already wants to make some improvements to the neighborhood, so she’s getting involved in the association. She’s attending meetings and wants to run for office during the next election.”
We just can't imagine Jenny From The Block caring about the suburban housewives' approval — ha!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: country club, hidden hills, impress, jackie o, jenny from the block, lols, suburbs
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What a pair of jackoffs!
What a dumb twat.
Well, let me be the first to say ~GAG~
Thank you.
Do you know ANYTHING ABOUT MOST OF THESE CELEBRITIES???? Lopez and whatshisname have had a house FOR YEARS out on Long Island, in NASSAU COUNTY, Old Brookville, I believe. Don't know if they still do, but it was not like having a house in the Hamptons, it was living in the suburbs, the very wealthy type suburbs. Don't you remember going on AND ON, when she was about to SPAWN? SHE DID IT CLOSE TO HOME, ON LI? She has probably done the Country Club crap before, out here, OB has plenty of them. I am presuming that because I live on the lowly poorer south shore of LI, Not the gold coast of northern long island.
no class
This ghetto broad is SO shallow and plastic, I can't stand her. What a friggin ego. shes an embarresment to her people.
Is this woman wearing some kind of OSTOMY in her belly there? Eww!
Forgive me, please, but these people have the UGLIEST children on EARTH! So sorry. Forgive me.
If Lopez "did most of the talking," she must have said: "Uh…you know…uh…hmm…you know…you know what I mean…uh…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know… She should go back to third grade and continue on before she does any kind of espeakin. Lowlifes.
retards
Yeah this "insider" is a racist fuck. If a white celeb couple would have showed up in the same outfits, this comment wouldn't have been made, I'm sure. I'm sure J.Lo's stylist knows what people wear to country clubs and dressed her appropriately.
i thought she was still jenny from the block.
Oh the stupid, it hurts.
JBlo is so DONE! Just go away!