Cue the wedding bells cigarettes!
In a weird twist,
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No swing and a miss here. He is back in the game…but at what cost?
Sources say that Tiger is poised for first place, alongside two other pros, and that he wowed the crowd with six birdies during the 15 holes.
Seeing as golf is all you have now, you better be friggin good at it!
P.S. - Where exactly is he in New Jersey? Hopefully somewhere centrally located! If he is too far north, he might be snagged by the clutches of Danielle Staub. (We think she used to be a cocktail waitress or something.) If he's too far south, he might be seduced by the GTL lifestyle! Not the safest place in the world for him, huh?
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