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23 comments to “The Simpleton Cutting A Holiday Album This Year Too!”



  1. 1

    With all her money I do not understand why she does not get laser hair removal for her pits. She wouldn't have to deal with 5 o'clock shadow.



  2. 2

    please jessica. spare us! :P
    gaga should soooo do a christmas album. it would be sooo amazing. break holiday album records for sure. ;) she can do anything!



  3. 3

    her voice is really annoying. It has a nasally whiny tone to it… blah



  4. 4

    Perez, you want equality. Someone says anything about a gay guy and you are up in arms about how horrible it is. You want Mel Gibson put in jail for the rest of his life for things he said…yet….you do the exact same thing for a living. Difference is, you are worse, because you make you living out of saying terrible things about people that have never harmed you. Yet you expect them to stand up for your gay rights? Why? You don't offer them the same courtesy. I said, hate the gays as long as the flaming gays are hurting the non-gays. We should outlaw gays, throw you all in insane asylums for the rest of your lives. Does that sound terrible? Good, you deserve it.



  5. 5

    She has a good voice, but unfortunately it just isn't memorable. When her songs come on the radio, I don't recognize her voice. Singers who may not be technically as good - like Britney or Gwen Stefani - but are easily recognized, will always be more successful.



  6. 6

    Glad to see your are back!!! One of my most favorite customers when I had my shop in L.A….LOVES

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  7. 7

    does she reall think it will sell, she does realise the legendary mariah is releasing a christmas album?

    Re: QueenGaga – dont be thick, did you hear her sorry excuse for an xmas song last year.?

    sorry guys love her or hate her. Mariah is the Festive Queen



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    mooooooooooooooooo

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    I remember newlyweds… when Nick wanted to make a holiday album he made fun of him..and convince him not to make the album cause it was embarrassing.. and now this is her 2nd or 3 album.. another HYprocrite like Perez!



  10. 10

    JSimpleton, has a billion dollar empire. Simpleton? I think not. Sounds pretty damn smart to me.And makes a shit load more money then Perez.



  11. 11

    YOU WILL BE CRUSHED!



  12. 12

    BITCH NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE XMAS DINNER. SHE'S GETTIN FAT ASS CHUNKY. LOSE 25 LBS, THEN TALK LAME XMAS ALBUM.



  13. 13

    She should sign on to your label. Nobody buys your shit either.



  14. 14

    And Perez is an expert on music? All of the artists on his tour and label have flopped! Oh and didn't he predict the Black Eyed peas album would flop and it's broken records in sales?



  15. 15

    Someone should tell her that she needs to stop making records.Nobody will buy them anyway!And talk about her boyfriend,he will dump her fat ass pretty soon,because she is stupid,desperate,fat and clingy.Word!!!!!



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    Re: jamogirl – to be honest though the black eyed peas album was shit and should never have been released just like jessica simpson's christmas album



  17. 17

    I'm sorry but she is so grose to me…her hairline and that fake smile and those fat sloppy tits with the fat meaty armpits, ugh.



  18. 18

    I thought this fat cun*t swore that she would stick to country music because "that's where her roots are"? Since she failed at pop and country it's time to try an Xmas CD. Pathetic.



  19. 19

    For the love of God will this girl and her family give it up already.
    Joe needs to get a Job and realize his kids are not his ticket to easy street. They have no talent!



  20. 20

    There she is, being an attention whore, mentioning her BF of course, and putting out yet another SHITEOUS album that a whole bunch of you fuckers will buy. Society disgusts me.



  21. 21

    I can't stand all that wailing she does when she sings!!!! Jessica just plain sucks!!! I would never spend my hard earned christmas album on that skank!!



  22. 22

    Why do you always call Jessica Simpson
    THE SIMPLETON? You seem to take such
    vicious delight in attacking people and
    saying, mean, bitchy, queenie things. How'd
    you like it if she constantly referred to you
    as the flaming gay asshole? Jessica might
    not be the world's brightest lightbulb but
    there is no justification for your mean-
    spirited remarks.



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    Holy shit how is that shirt even still intact? Look at how she squeezed her fat lard ass into it with her gross jiggly armfat hanging over the side!! She is absolutely REPULSIVE!! There is nothing cute about her. She is just plain pathetic and gross. Christmas album? Are you really serious? Nobody will buy it. NOBODY. She is so desperate