Deep Twitter Thoughts By Paris Hilton
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Just a day after getting out of jail for her cocaine arrest, Paris Hilton wasted no time getting back to her important daily duties such as napping, watching TV, and Tweeting, of course!
And what was her first Tweet after getting sprung from the big house??
In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.
LOL! Oh, Paris!
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This worthless little WHORE SKANK is likely snort'n up the last of her Blow, doing 'E', and drinking Vodka and Redbulls…ALL in celebration of being in the media again, and pushing aside that looser Linds ! She is likely poring over all the internet sites to see what is being written about her - including this one. Just so ya know, NOBODY likes you, and, hopefully, this will kill your career…WHATEVER it is you do. Truly, you are TRASH !
Her prents must be soo proud. No really - they must be ! She is back to being in the media ! Yahoo…OUR NAME IS IN THE NEWS AGAIN ! Their second retarded daughter - Nicky - could never get this kind of notoriety…she is just that much dumber ! Conrad, meanwhile, is rolling in his grave ….
Stop being a HATER perez!
What a retard
Again, ONE UGLY CHICK ! Good thing she has money, cos' no one would be giving her a second look with that fried mocassin of a face … Just say'n ……
confirmation, that she is STILL on drugs. Anyone who poses in their arrest photo should get an extra 3 months tagged on.
Ugh! What a frickin idiot.
Is she going to go on Larry King again, and lie that she dose not do drugs' …? Liar Liar, Ugly Face on Fire ! Again, her parents MUST be so proud ……..
With this WHORE SKANK lay'n low, for awhile, the STD rate in Southern California will go down by at least 10% over the next few weeks …..
the power of privilege is alive and well
Actually, you idiot, she tweeted that just hours after the cocaine incident. It's been there for well over 24 hours.
a true jack-ass
Smells like always…. entitled!!!! She's just so freaking clueless….. dumb as wood!!!
Re: Be-Atch – +
she's resilient
This picture is probably the best this stupid-idiot has ever looked.
family guy + weed
A high powered lawyer springs her, but her other half is left to stew in his juices until morning.
Re: snyper – I totally agree, posing in your mugshot should be a crime of its own!
i love her even more now after that tweet. she doesn't let anything bother her. Very Resilliant (sp!)
She's right, Family Guy is hilarious. When you got no worries in life except being arrested for traveling with dope in the purse, life is swell!
She's an imbecile…and so is anyone who idolizes her.
Her parents are to blame. Her grandpa put Zsa Zsa Gabor (Fabulous Woman) in check with the credit card. Don't hate the players - hate the game and blame the parents.
yeah its sad she got caught with coke when you know like every celeb starlet does it, poor paris is jus the only one who gets caught! coke is the skinny actress diet. lol
yeah paris dope is wack but the ganja is a diff story, it wont hurt you like coke will, jus smoke ur ganja in private! u ar a PUBLIC celeb uve gotta be more private about this stuff.. hide ur drugs in ur boobs!!! or get like amy winehouse put it in ur beehive! lol
keep it safe paris !! just stay in and watch family guy yeah its a lot funnier when you're baked! hit me up if u ever come to mass we can toast up!
Paris Hilton sucks whatever comes her way….How did her mother raise her ! ? !
I can only enjoy that show when I'm stoned. She was most likely stoned.
Frankly, my dear who gives a damn. She should be helping her boyfriend who had just been handed a high power job with the hotel and hours later lost it due to this bullshiz. Yeah, he was let go of a high powered job! Happy now twit? Well go do what you always do look in the mirror and try to comb your weave! Snap!
I like paris but the old whore is damn near 30, the antics of a 21 yo are more adorable on 21yo's you are damn near 30 ol' girl, grow the fuck up, now you just look pathetic. its so funny the exceptions we make for old money whores as a society but this bitch is just ridiculous already.
Where do you think this whore got the coke?? Low-han sold it to her, ha ha.
Your tweats and constant harassment of other celebrities on there aren't any deeper.
She tweeted this before her arrest…
All her mugshot photos are excellent.
She is one to never waste a great photo opportunity.
Wasn't this tweet actually made when she was still in jail? She pays someone to tweet for her.
Bitch doesn't have a care in the world because she's from a rich family. *sighs* She's wasting away her life. How long till we hear that she's dead from an overdose?? A year? A few months? Somebody needs to slap some sense into her.
She is useless!
fuckin worthless skank put her on a damn island with lindsay with one bag of blow and let them go all out.. id pay to see that on ppv
I think she wants to be the next Lindsay Lohan so that Lindsay would be a saint this time and not Paris but what a shame stupid rich girl won't never learn nothing at all ever. as Paris says: that's hot ! BITCH.
also it is the same celebrities going to jail everytime will somebody new come along and that will be a shocker that no one thought about.
she is so ignorant .
i'd use the word retarded but i wouldn't want to offend those nice people .
A haiku for you: "u takka me to / da toilet i spew buck ow / ski is fun for snow"