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What's worse than texting while driving??

Masturbating while driving!!

A Cincinnati woman was pulled over during a traffic stop when cops noticed that she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

When they looked inside, they noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and there was a vibrator on her lap.

You know, the usual!

After being questioned by the police, Colondra Hamilton admitted to engaging in "auto erotic manipulation," while watching a porno movie that was playing on a friend's laptop in the passenger seat!

She was arrested and booked on a misdemeanor for driving with "impaired alertness" and drug paraphernalia possession for a "broken piece of crack pipe" found in her purse.

This is one clASSy broad!

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28 comments to “Mugshot Hall Of Fame”



  1. 1

    Eeeew her skin too!



  2. 2

    for some reason I'm not surprised…



  3. 3

    I thought only guys were horny enough to do that stuff.. lol



  4. 4

    Eww and eww for doing it in front of somebody.



  5. 5

    HA! PARIS HILTON IF SHE WAS BLACK. SEE FOLKS, THE BLACK VERSION CANT CLAIM THE "VIBRATOR ISN'T MINE" LIKE THE WHITE PARIS VERSION. RACIST AMERICA!!!!



  6. 6

    Not exactly Paris Hilton is it?



  7. 7

    What does this have to do with celebrity gossip?



  8. 8

    How do u intertwine single mother and welfare into a hit song?



  9. 9

    wow, thats disturbing



  10. 10

    yet i find this funny



  11. 11

    LOLLLL

  12. 16MPG says – reply to this


    12

    36-yer old crack whore. Long criminal history, according to more detailed reports on her arrest. Her john had a laptop on his lap, porn on display, while she was driving. Driving through a poor neglected section of Cincinnatti, Ohio. 3 young children at home under the care of her fourth, 14 years old.

    Sad.



  13. 13

    LOL! I'll bet she would have ran off the road if she had came!



  14. 14

    Re: xcalibur – how is this racist?

    i don't find this funny… just really, really disturbing



  15. 15

    This is old.



  16. 16

    lol i jerked off once while driving, I was 18 driving on the highway and there was no cars around. I couldnt help it



  17. 17

    She's one ugly female no wonder she uses a vibrator. None of us guys would want that thing legs wrap around our necks.



  18. 18

    Oh Lord!! Anyways please go check out my music at www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic loves you xox oz



  19. 19

    Bow down to the Queen of Multitasking.



  20. 20

    if she wore makeup and got her hair done she would be pretty..oh and stop doing drugs. ahha funny someone said the black version of Paris Hilton, she has paris long skinny nose and her jaw line is almost similiar. I could see it. If she had a glamour transformation.

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


    21

    Eyes and brain on the damn road; there are innocent people on that road with you, butthead. How would you like it if someone crashed into your mama that way?



  22. 22

    LOLLLLLLLLL



  23. 23

    really MY home town….CRAP!!



  24. 24

    If you morphed Lewis HAMILTON with Nicole Scherzinger together yiou get this Beyotch.
    Last name Hamilton.
    Looks a lot like both of them.
    The driving part.
    The sexy sex drug part (mostly Nicole because she's into black athletes and hi[p hop ganstas)
    Near Nicole's adopted hometown Lousiville

    Looks like COLONdra got caught tappin' her OWN azz!

    ROFLMAO!



  25. 25

    Caught by the police with a dildo in her vadge. She was XxX masterbating while driving. haven't we all done this> Perez whips out his massive babys arm cock. Strokes the thick 9 inches of meaty blog queen dick. Works the shaft extra hard at stop signs and redLights. Precums from his throbbing 9 inch pole while parrelling parking at Dariy Queen. Perez can't help but stroke his Huge Man third leg. Work it bb. I've seen the stains on your Chevy malibu drivers seat. You keep driving and jerking all day.



  26. 26

    Caught by the police with a dildo in her vadge. She was XxX masterbating while driving. haven't we all done this> i know its hard for big master and coMMander Mario to stick that Dildo/Vibrator in your ass but we all know Perez whips out his massive babys arm cock. Strokes the thick 9 inches of meaty blog queen dick. Works the shaft extra hard at stop signs and redLights. Precums from his throbbing 9 inch pole while parrelling parking at Dariy Queen. Perez can't help but stroke his Huge Man third leg. Work it bb. I've seen the stains on your Chevy malibu drivers seat. You keep driving and jerking all day.

  27. ass says – reply to this


    27

    Why the fuck do you keep posting this stupid mug shots? It's never a celebrity, and you seem to mainly post them when something sexual was involved. You really are just a disgusting pervert Perez.



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