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Paris Hilton Thought The Cocaine Was Gum

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What kinda gum looks like that?!

When Paris Hilton was pulled over on Friday night due to "the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle," she tried to roll up the window. Hundreds of people began to gather and she asked the officer to take her to a nearby hotel bathroom.

He obliged and she put on lip balm and began to open her purse.

"I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand," the arresting officer wrote in the police report.

The purse also contained cigarette wrappers, $1,300 in cash, cigarette wrappers and a broken tablet of Albuterol. But somehow, everything in there was hers but the .8 grams of cocaine.

When the officer asked her about the drugs, Paris "said she had not seen it, but now thought it was gum."

OMFG! Priceless.

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35 comments to “Paris Hilton Thought The Cocaine Was Gum”



  1. 1

    Wait. I thought she said the bag wasn't hers?? Bitch needs to stop confusing herself. It's so obvious that it was hers. How many times has she been busted for drug possession??



  2. 2

    HAHAHA THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY . PARIS YOU CANT BE MORE STUPED, DONM BITH. NO YOU CAN NOT.



  3. 3

    OMFG I can't believe Perez isn't calling her all kinds of "douchebags" and crackhead etc. I guess only guys can be berated. Girls shouldn't be treated equal they have low shelf esteem



  4. 4

    SHUT UP YOU FUCKING WHORE AND TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR ONCE! YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!!!!! And all her "fans" can go suck it, too!



  5. 5

    Remember….3 Strikes Your Out Law??? This is STRIKE 2!!! Next one is LIFE in the pink kitty box!!!



  6. 6

    Riiigggghhhhhttttttt……..



  7. 7

    Did Paris say something bad about Gaga or something? Why are you not defending her??



  8. 8

    The Cocaine Thought Paris Hilton Was Gum.



  9. 9

    That's hawwwwwwt



  10. 10

    Gum. Riiiiight. We're not all as stupid as you think we are paris.



  11. 11

    Re: Spanishphly – Girls do not have low self esteem that is a ridiculous comment. Also everyone has a right to call her all names under the sun, these stories are stupid! Not my handbag because it wasnt designer… really. Gum in a baggy? Obviously continued to get high!



  12. 12

    holy fuckin shit what a dumb fuck. a box of rocks has higher IQ

    just do what your good at and make another porn tape so i can jack off to slut



  13. 13

    hilarious! thought it was gum…. please.



  14. 14

    She should have just said it was a baggie of talcum powder for her big ass nasty ass crunchety ass sweaty ass feet! … ass!



  15. 15

    she still looks gorgeous



  16. 16

    she really thinks that everyone is stupid enough to believe this? so much for "changing" her life after her jail stint. whatever, shes a total hasbeen anyways.



  17. 17

    "The purse also contained cigarette wrappers, $1,300 in cash, cigarette wrappers and…"

    o rly?



  18. 18

    wait a minute…she had cigarette wrappers, 1300 in cash, AND cigarette wrappers? THROW HER IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!



  19. 19

    Right , ’cause we all know rich people save their "used" gum in baggies & carry it in their purse.



  20. 20

    nice writing
    you seriously at least need to hire a proof reader



  21. 21

    :(



  22. 22

    And I thought she was Zsa Zsa Gabor Hilton. As if.



  23. 23

    Snorting the chicklets ??



  24. 24

    she'll get away with it.



  25. 25

    Albuterol hun? yea she needed some decongestant pills to get all the COKE out her nose lol she's a hot ass mess crack kills up with hope down with dope!!!!



  26. 26

    I have to say this chick is nothing but a D list rich snot who takes adcantage of what she was BORN Into she has worked for nothing. Bubble gum give me a break yeah it was nose gum. I hope she gets jail time so maybe her rich family will finally stop indulging her antics



  27. 27

    Now people think she is dumb but not this dumb! come on



  28. 28

    Of course she knew what it was. Paris Hilton has created a "dumb blonde" image for herself because it's convenient. She can get away with anything because people assume she's genuinely oblivious - but you don't reach Paris Hilton status without having some brains, or at least the ability to scheme.



  29. 29

    omg people shouldn't be fined JUST for taking drugs, I mean its not really a big deal.. So what if SOME people want to have a bit of fun?



  30. 30

    i guess the truth is coming out about paris she hangs round trainwrecks so she doesnt look so bad but now its her whos the train wreck

    go to rehab paris



  31. 31

    I'm PREEEEETY sure Paris Hilton knows what a baggie full of cocaine looks like…



  32. 32

    Re: lorio25 – ass



  33. 33

    Re: xoxprincess – because they do things that injure innocents who are not in on the fun

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    34

    Yeah ok and I just found out my dog is actually a cat.



  35. 35

    Re: Jayla – ahahaaha…funniest comment ever! LoL